#clownfly lore

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Clownfly Lore: Final Notes

With the What The Future Holds entry complete, the history and oddities of our world have been successfully noted and compiled into one document. Of course, I did most of the work myself, since Freshfly and Pixelfly are... not as literate as I am. Ah well, they have their own duties to fulfill.

A couple of final notes before I wrap this up:

We are unsure of Spamfly's current goal with Animatronic Clownfly. At the moment, it seems like he is just carrying it around, searching for something.

The Whole Circus has not left the Quiet Room since the Reverse Evil Plot. I've had Freshfly check on him and bring him food, and, apparently, he is in a state of deep meditation.

The Hero's Home, Cosmiclown's base of operations, has been slowly sinking to the ground since Clownflu stole the gem from its altar. I would rather not find out how much of an impact the floating island would create if it landed, so I am currently negotiating with Piratefly to get the gem back.

Despite our best efforts, we still don't know where the Invaders that took humanity or the Invaders that gave Dragonfly his powers have gone. They seem to have left this galaxy at the very least.

And now, a warning. This document is for Buzzinati eyes only. If you are reading this without authorization, know that we already have your location. Have a good day.

-Gentlefly

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Clownfly Lore: What the future holds.

In the ever-crazy world of Clownfly, it can be tough to tell what might come next. However, there are definitely some big things developing.

Lograth: Lograth has been strangely quiet ever since the Clownfly Videogame. Maybe, just maybe, he's almost able to regain his true form...

Clownflu: Clownflu's been acting different ever since Dragonfly disappeared. For one thing, he's replaced his regular bullets with more lethal ones. Also, when he gets tired, he doesn't seem like himself. Almost like he's possessed...

Perfect Clownfly: When Lograth attempted to regain his true form a while back, he caused an explosion that sent Clownflies flying all over the place, even into other universes! One Clownfly was flung to the very edge of the universe, where he met Dovel, the Divine of Tranquility. There, she transformed him into Perfect Clownfly, giving him the task of Perfecting Earth and making it peaceful... no matter the cost. He fought Clownflu at one point, but lost, and has now decided that the only Perfect Clownflu is a dead one...

Dragonfly: Since he's trapped in a dark cave with seemingly no way out, Dragonfly has had a lot of time to think. Ever since the Divines themselves showed up on Earth, they've been nothing but trouble. Someone needs to drive them off...

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Clownfly Lore: Where IS Dragonfly?

Stuck in a cave thanks to Clownflu.

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Clownfly Lore: How it all began

One day, aliens showed up.

UFOs appeared all around Earth, abducting people left and right. These "Invaders" worshipped four space Deities known as Divines, and planned to use the abducted humans in some way to please them. Luckily for humanity, not all of the Invaders agreed with this plan.

A group of Invaders planned to fight back against the others... so they abducted a human too. With their technology, they were able to give some some of Grandion, Divine of Genesis's power, which they wanted him to use to build an army and fight against the Invaders. But they, uh... were too slow.

By the time they were done teaching the guy everything he needed to know, the other Invaders had already left, along with 90% of humanity. So, they came up with a NEW plan: THEY would go rescue humanity, and this dude would stay behind and use his new powers to keep the world running and prepare for their return.

So, Dragonfly was left pretty much by his lonesome. The remaining 10% was scattered in smaller communities all over Earth, having been just lucky enough to evade the Invaders' notice. The area Dragonfly lived in had been gone through after he had been taken in, so everyone he knew was gone.

Luckily for him, he wasn't alone for long.

Originally, Dragonfly intended to create an exact replica of himself, since he figured that would be easiest. However, since he was still getting used to his new power, he messed it up a bit, and thus, Clonefly was born. Dragonfly decided that was good enough. With a few small improvements, he was able to create the Clownfly species, and they've slowly but surely spread.

It's been some time since the Invaders came. Other Aliens came, the Divines started to have a presence on Earth, and all sorts of wacky adventures have occured, but, despite Cosmiclown's best efforts, there's been no sign of the original Invaders and the missing 90% of humanity.

Strangely enough, nobody has seen Dragonfly in quite a while...

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Clownfly Lore: Mocha?

By now, Mocha has been mentioned a couple of times in the Clownfly lore. But the question is... who IS she?

...to put it simply, she's Dragonfly's imaginary girlfriend. A "mischievous but sweet Kitsune Girl". Look, the dude was single even before 90% of humanity was abducted, you really can't blame him for feeling lonely romantically.

As Dragonfly's imaginary girlfriend, all the Clownflies know about her as well. Some feel the same about her, some don't, it varies from Clownfly to Clownfly. What NONE of the Clownflies expected, however, was to see her walking around one day.

Mocha, exactly as she had been imagined, was just wandering around, looking for Dragonfly and doing her thing. At first, some were wondering if she was somehow a Unique Clownfly, but the truth came out not long after she and Dragonfly finally met.

She's a Shapeshifter.

Somehow, an Alien Shapeshifter had learned about Mocha (most likely from a Clownfly), and decided to become her. Not take on her appearance, but actually BECOME her. Some wonder if she has some ulterior motive, but right now, she just seems to want to get closer with Dragonfly (whether she intends to act on the Girlfriend part is a mystery), and she spends her days interacting with the "Little Dragons," as she calls Clownflies.

Dragonfly himself is still trying to figure out how he feels about her, considering she's both his fantasy brought to life and an Alien Shapeshifter. It's a good thing he has plenty of time to think where he is right now...

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Clownfly Lore: Alien Shapeshifters

Shapeshifters are probably the most interesting of the Aliens, rivaled only by the Invaders and their religion.

Shapeshifters are able to manipulate their bodies at will, reshaping and altering them to take on any appearance they want. They can get bigger or smaller by expanding or condensing their mass, but only to a certain point. Naturally, being able to reshape one's body would be very painful as different parts are torn apart and forced together, but the Shapeshifters are incapable of feeling pain as a result. This does lead to them thinking damage to their bodies is the result of accidental shifting, but minor damage doesn't really matter, as they can just fix it.

Part of their control over their body includes their body temperature. They're able to raise and lower their body temperatures to extreme levels, even affecting the temperature around them. In doing so, they can burst into flames or freeze entire areas. They can only go so high or low before permanent damage starts being done, though.

At the moment, there are three Shapeshifters on Earth. The first in Sus Clownfly, who was the very first alien to arrive on Earth after the Invaders left. While on his way to Earth, he wanted to blend in, so he connected to the Internet to do research. This, however, led to him seeing a meme of an Amongus edited to have a Clownfly face and hair, so that's the appearance he took. Despite being very obvious, he insists he is a real Clownfly. When he lets loose, he can be dangerous due to his inability to feel pain. So, Clonefly developed a Voting App, which, when enough of one person is voted for, they're launched far away by a hidden spring. This is pretty much the only way to deal with Sus Clownfly. However, one day, after being launched for what felt like the thousandth time, he finally snapped. He froze over an entire abandoned mall, making it the perfect hiding place for other aliens, and even almost killed Clownflu when he passed through! Now, Sus Clownfly still pretends to be a Clownfly, but he's a bit more unstable.

Another Shapeshifter wandering around is Clowncar, who, for some reason, took on the appearance of a car with a Clownfly face and hair. He knows all the secrets. Every. Single. One. He won't outright tell them often, but he will direct people to help find them.

The third Shapeshifter is Mocha.

Although the Shapeshifters are the least common of the Aliens, they've had the second-largest impact on the world of the Clownflies.

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Clownfly Lore: Every Unique Clownfly

Clonefly: The first replica! He’s been around the longest of all of them. Since he was the first, he’s also imperfect, so he needs glasses and almost dies daily. He’s done a bit of studying to make up for his weakness, though. He’s good at first aid, he's developed a couple of apps (A voting one to deal with Sus Clownfly and an alert app to let each other know when a Clownfly is defeated), and he designed the Clownfly Cannon!

Clownflu: The Evil Clone. Fun fact, the first thing he did upon coming into existence was slap the first Clownfly. That's kinda what cemented him as the evil one. Since he doesn't have any powers of his own, he studied robotics and built his own army. He's honestly pretty chill between his weekly evil plots.

Redd: The sane side of Clownfly. Redd is a bit of a ringleader for the group, and he tries his best to keep the others in line. He isn’t always successful, though.

Garen: The insane side of Clownfly. The complete opposite of Redd, both in personality and color. He has a weird obsession with guns.

Blu: The cool side of Clownfly. He’s so cool, he can stun people with his very aura! If you don’t think he’s cool, then you’re factually incorrect, and you’ll have everyone in the universe after you.

Vio: The kind side of Clownfly. Se has healing abilities, and is a major germophobe.

Rang: The creative side of Clownfly. He’s also very sleepy. He has very sparkly wings and can make things pretty.

Low: The resilient side of Clownfly. Despite his depression, he tries his very best. He can create what he calls “boost tubes”.

Lograth: An Eldritch Deity in disguise as a Clownfly. Ever since Clownflu drained a lot of his power for a weekly Evil Plot, he’s been trying to regain his power and leave. Apparently, he doesn’t even want to destroy the Clownflies, he just wants to get away. Unfortunately, he's trapped in the form of a Clownfly because his power is tied to the Parts of Clownfly and the First Clownfly.

Witchfly: The Servant of Lograth. All his powers come from Lograth. I guess that makes him more of a Warlock than a witch or wizard, but Witchfly just sounds better.

Sus Clownfly: He's not actually a Clownfly, he just looks like one. As a shapeshifter, he does not feel pain. The only way to defeat him is by using the voting app that Clonefly developed, which flings him into space.

Clownfairy: The king of the fairies! Or so he claims. He has glitter magic, apparently.

Piratefly: A Clownfly that fulfills his dreams of sailing the open seas! Where he got a pirate ship in this day and age, nobody knows. He loves treasure.

Bald Clownfly: Now THIS Clownfly is scary. As his name implies, he’s bald, and he is NOT happy about it. He even goes as far as to steal the hair of other Clownflies! Naturally, ripping hair off of someone’s head does not do good things for their health. RIP Animatronic Clownfly.

Clownfly.EXE: A Clownfly who’s trying way too hard to be creepy. He wears makeup, colored contacts, and a dark shirt. But, when he’s in trouble, he freaks out. He’s kinda pathetic.

Spooky: The ringleader of the four Holiday Clownflies. He has a pumpkin for a head.

Santy: The jolly one of the Holiday Clownflies. He starts singing Christmas music in September.

Bunny: The hyper one of the Holiday Clownflies. He loves hardboiled eggs.

Lovey: The loving one of the Holiday Clownflies. He falls in love with every girl he sees.

Melty: Spooky when he forgets to switch his head out for too long.

Jacky: Santy during the Halloween season (He gets beat up by Spooky if he sings).

Creepy: Bunny when someone stole his candy. Let’s just say the thief didn’t survive.

Achey: Lovey every time he confesses his love. He gets rejected every time.

Cosmiclown: A Clownfly that was given cosmic power by Dovel to fight Lograth. When he's not fighting Lograth, he’s protecting the earth and searching for humanity.

Dinofly: A Clownfly that was yeeted back in time to the Jurassic period. He’s physically incapable of talking.

Pixelfly: A Clownfly who played videogames for so long that he turned pixelated.

Emofly: It’s not a phase, Mom.

Freshfly: This Clownfly is almost as cool as Blu. He’s super chill.

Fancyfly: A very rich Clownfly who has taken his fanciness to the next level. Purple and yellow is a nice color combination.

Clownolotl: An aquatic Clownfly who loves hanging out in watery caves.

Clownbee: A weird variation of a Clownfly who has a stinger.

Spamfly: A Clownfly with a computer in his brain. Always trying to get money from other Clownflies through various methods.

Treefly: A wooden Clownfly with leaves for hair.

Clowngoose: A Clownfly wearing a beak mask and wing attachments. Randomly violent.

Crimefly: A Clownfly that loves to commit crimes. Died his hair red for fun.

Fabfly: A Clownfly who definitely takes after Rang in terms of looks. Always tries to be fabulous.

Birthday Clownfly: A crazy Clownfly who keeps track of the days EVERY SINGLE CLOWNFLY was created and celebrates their birthdays. Needless to say, he’s celebrating several times every day.

Kung-fu Clownfly (Formerly Fired-Up Clownfly): A super motivated Clownfly. He didn't have anything to do with all that motivation for a while, so he took up Kung-fu.

Super Saying Clownfly: A Clownfly with a power level of over 9000. Cosmiclown’s sidekick.

Invisible Clownfly: The name says it all. He carries around a sign that says “I'm Invisible!”

Ylfnwolc: He was created on the wrong side of the planet.

Clowncar: A Clownfly that's a car. He's a shapeshifter like Sus Clownfly.

The Whole Circus: A Clownfly that's actually a clown?! Incredible!

Clownninja: The ever-silent assassin. Too bad his hair tends to give him away.

Blazefly: A Clownfly made of FIRE! It’s a good thing he showed up after Fired-Up Clownfly changed to Kung-Fu Clownfly, or there might have been a rivalry.

Frostfly: A Clownfly made of ice! He enjoys hanging out in the Frozen Mall.

Yin Clownfly: A very tranquil Clownfly. Enjoys meditation. Could probably get along with Dovel.

Yang Clownfly: A very active Clownfly. Enjoys moving his body, and to be honest, is probably the only Clownfly that likes it.

Bigfly: A very large Clownfly. Thanks to his bigger brain, he’s kinda smart, but his bigger size makes him move slow.

Littlefly: A very small Clownfly. Thanks to his smalled size, he’s pretty fast, but his smaller brain makes him a bit less intelligent.

Angelfly: A very pure Clownfly that seeks to purify… all. Interestingly enough, does not get along with Perfect Clownfly due to them having different ideas of what Purity and Perfection mean.

Devilfly: A snarky and lazy Clownfly who rarely does anything that contributes to society. He likes being purplish blue, so if anyone comments on how he would look better in a different color, he bites them.

Animatronic Clownfly: A robot Clownfly that Clownflu built. It was torn apart by Bald Clownfly, but it came back to life somehow.

Majin Clownfly: A Clownfly who marathoned every single Sonic game with no breaks. Even the spinoffs. The blue light from the TV distorted his skin, giving him a weird look. It also killed him, but he came back to life somehow.

Anti-Cringe Clownfly: A Clownfly who got so obsessed with guns that he had surgery to replace his eyes with guns. This, of course, killed him, but he came back to life somehow.

Perfect Clownfly: When Lograth tried to regain his true form for the first time, Clownflies were tossed all over the place, even into other universes! Apparently, one was tossed to the edge of our universe, and he says he met someone who “perfected” him. He's honestly kinda creepy.

Semi-Perfect Clownfly: A Clownfly being trained by Perfect Clownfly to become perfect as well! He’s so all over the place, it’s almost like there’s multiple of him...

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Clownfly Lore: The Divines

The Divines are four godlike beings, each with their own powers and aspirations. The Invaders worship them, and, as a result, they've become intertwined with the story of the Clownflies ever since the Invaders came to Earth. Each one has or is influencing the Clownflies in some way. Interestingly enough, each one is weak to and strong against another, leading to a four-way rock-paper-scissors situation. Lograth's power is canceled out by Dovel's calm, but is the only thing that can harm Magliss. Magliss can be affected by Lograth's power, but is immune to anything Grandion tries. Grandion can't effect Magliss, but can easily disrupt Dovel's peace. Dovel doesn't know how to deal with Grandion, but can cancel out Lograth's power. If it isn't obvious, they don't like each other.

Lograth, Divine of Power: A giant, three-eyed, yellow space snake. Lograth is able to absorb and expend energy of any kind, and the more energy he has stored, the longer his body becomes. Also, that second part is a lie. While it looks like he has three eyes, he actually has three eye sockets, but one giant eye with three pupils. He can literally peel his face back to reveal the eye and expend large amounts of energy. His ultimate goal is to acquire as much power as possible.

Dovel, Divine of Tranquility: A strange, blue, segmented creature, made up of several floating parts: An obelisk- like torso, two claw-like hands, an orb with one eye, and three separate eyes. She can manipulate the laws of the universe to transform and rewrite things, which is how she gave Cosmiclown powers, and transformed a certain someone else... Her ultimate goal is to create a perfect, peaceful galaxy, one where she can meditate in peace.

Magliss, Divine of Spirit: A strange, slightly humanoid entity, looking like a square silhouette of a man wearing a gaucho hat, but lime green. He can physically interact with souls, and can freely travel back and forth between the living world and the afterlives. His ultimate goal was to abandon his physical body and become a soul himself, which he has accomplished.

Grandion, Divine of Genesis: An unusual creature with a combination of beastly, angelic, and mechanical features. She's able to manipulate and seemingly create matter to create whatever she wants. It's unknown what her goal is, or if she even has one.

Power, peace, soul, and creation. Each part of a greater whole. Perhaps, if their powers were combined, they could create a perfect being... a true God.