#cmof

[pasiphile]

and now, the weather

[b-n-a-o]

[vaguemylk]

Makes me laugh every time I hear one of gizmo’s toys tumble down the stairs. Gizmo stands there and solemnly watches it happen. Like, “Oh I guess that’s gone into the abyss then. Hmm. Anyway —”

[b-n-a-o]

[pasiphile]

found in an Amiens restaurant

[pasiphile]

me: since koni's gone to her parents i'll have to sleep ALL ALONE tonight

sarah: aww pasi

sarah: i'd offer for us to sleep with you but that's probably not a very good idea because -

me: *cracks up*

lilou: *cracks up*

sarah: what? what did I say?

me & lilou: *loud hysterical laughter*

sarah: whaaaaaat???

lilou: you really don't know?

sarah: no! what?!

me: *hugs sarah*

me: thank you for offering me a threesome to comfort me in my loneliness

sarah: ... I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY

[pasiphile]

“After a long intimate night, this fruity-flavoured lube is the perfect treat to keep going even longer - read more tips on durex.be”

Durex. Why.

(i do NOT want to see lube and a croissant this close to each other I don’t even care if it’s safe to ingest I don’t want take it awayyyyy)

[pasiphile]

koni: you're not a lesbian

me: we-ell, I'm a practicing lesbian

me: and a theoretical bisexual

koni: "i myself am quite a tolerable, practical bisexual"

me: omg

me: "i have come to ask the question: why is there no more bisexuality in England?"

koni: norrell has read aaaall the books about bisexuality

me: strange as a natural bisexual

koni: "no lady bisexuals! that would be improper"

me: childermass secretely bisexualing