#coalitionofthegoose

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what should the goose call you

"gooselings"

"children of goose"

other (replies/comments)

Voting ended onApr 18

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ok so its been a few minutes

like maybe more than a few

so

we need to do something

first:

check your name on the

MEMBER TRACKER

and if it says "tbd" comment/rb this post and say what role you would like

also if you havent already, submit your mortal blood in the askbox of this blog

and then ill post a poll say...

24 hours

after everyone gets roles assigned

and that will consist of members' suggestions of what we need to do

oh yeah also do that make suggestions go go go

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Ooooo mememe

Also @latin-offical @triple-baka-but-gay-offical @nuclear-engineer-offical @blood-god-offical and I think that's all

welcome.

would u like a specific role?

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the coalition of the goose

on this day, [14 April, 2026]², we agree to create an open-ended coalition—that willing participants may join via the goose.

to join on tumblr.com, one might submit an ask saying that they would like to join. if approved, one may submit posts to this blog, and pledge oneself's blood to the goose.

²adjusted to common date format of earth

clarity: this is kinda a pact between a bunch of entities, that the goose helped create

(like the Commonwealth w england)

MEMBER TRACKER:

(e.g.) @username-official — role

@murderous-goose — head consul (lead representative)

@cloudsdescending — lead artist

@murderingforafriend — scribe/poet/lyricist

@triple-baka-but-gay-offical — musician

@ham-sandwich-consumer-offical — tbd

@floatinginthevoidsomewhere — tbd

@fay-offical — tbd

if your name lies below this text, you have been officially selected

@ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @murder--offical @satan-offical

@man-offical (psst, this could help you escape)

@murderingforafriend @ishouldfindabettername @floatinginthevoidsomewhere @cloudsdescending @james-offical @death-offical @snail-official @snailifier @cobblecatyt @space-offical @stars-offical @amnesia-offical

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Can I pledge myself to the goose

- @fay-offical

of course!

have you blood to offer?

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hearken! i shall cry;

broken, they must hide.

upon water, still as ice

lurks a power protecting with bite.

approach, and ask for redemption

from the geese that break each enemy

if you fight, do not expect exemption

from the leader and her senary.

-Excerpt from “Call of the Goose”, an epic poem discovered among the ruins of the long-razed village Coyote; commonly believed among historians to be a warning.

ooh!

everyone read this now.

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gooselings,

spread word of the coalition

i thirst for more blood.

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um sure ill join ig

thank you for the blood =)