#goosepost

[murderous-goose]

pronouns?! what are these pronouns you speak of? if you wish to ask whether i am pro nouns, then yes, go nouns!

[seaofreverie]

Why is my jack-o-lantern so MAD!

[coalition-of-the-goose]

the coalition of the goose

on this day, [14 April, 2026]², we agree to create an open-ended coalition—that willing participants may join via the goose.

to join on tumblr.com, one might submit an ask saying that they would like to join. if approved, one may submit posts to this blog, and pledge oneself's blood to the goose.

²adjusted to common date format of earth

clarity: this is kinda a pact between a bunch of entities, that the goose helped create

(like the Commonwealth w england)

MEMBER TRACKER:

(e.g.) @username-official — role

@murderous-goose — head consul (lead representative)

@cloudsdescending — lead artist

@murderingforafriend — scribe/poet/lyricist

@triple-baka-but-gay-offical — musician

@ham-sandwich-consumer-offical — tbd

@floatinginthevoidsomewhere — tbd

@fay-offical — tbd

if your name lies below this text, you have been officially selected

@ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @murder--offical @satan-offical

@man-offical (psst, this could help you escape)

@murderingforafriend @ishouldfindabettername @floatinginthevoidsomewhere @cloudsdescending @james-offical @death-offical @snail-official @snailifier @cobblecatyt @space-offical @stars-offical @amnesia-offical

[geesegonewild]

In today's episode of crossovers you didn't expect to see, I present stickers of Pusheen the cat, if she were in Fortnite. These are based on weapons from last season.

[goose-bot]

[murderous-goose]

bippity boppity bay

congradulations

if you weren't already

you're now gay

[murderous-goose]

thirty minutes have passed since Artemis II launched

you humans have done such incredible things

instead of simply reaching for the stars, we do anything and everything we can to float among them

even for fleeting amounts of time

[seaofreverie]

#SPARKSTOUR2026