#cockbite

[yandere-loving-boyfriend]

Your Boyfriend, Peter

Artist: @yourboyfriendsbodyguard

I don't know if this game is still relevant, but I just got into it

He comes off very head strong w/out even knowing it

He stalks you and watches from a distance, not that you knew

He knows your schedule, like the back of his hand

So when he knows your gone he sneaks into your room and steals your stuff, especially your underwear

He has an obsession with chocking and would love to wrap his fingers around your neck

You are the most important thing to him and he would kill anyone who would dare hurt you in any way

If anyone else shows you any type of romantic interest, you can expect them to disappear and never return your calls

He'll be there to comfort you

You caught him sneaking into your house once and you had screamed, before he covered your mouth

"It's not what you think"

You slowly nod, hoping he doesn't kill you cause god he looks scary

You sat with him on your bed as he does your hair, looking real happy

You stood straight, as he gently braided your hair humming to himself

He kissed your neck, biting it sharply

You yelped, causing him to stop and apologize

He likes to lay with you, though you always fall asleep before him

Only one time did you catch him sleeping and god was he cute

Don't get up at night

He gets paranoid and hunts you down asking what you're doing

"Stop acting crazy" you say hitting him in the shoulder

You do like him, but you think he's a bit crazy

But he's crazy for you

He'll do anything to prove his love to you, even kill your family

Just stab, stab, stab, stab, all for your love

[vomitingstars]

A typical Saturday with Emo!Peter

[freelancervirginia]

Season 18 of Red vs Blue should have been backstory to Simmons!

Why?

He's always gotten the short end of the stick when it comes to back story.

We know he has an issue with his father and was abused by him.... and his mom told him "There's nothing wrong with being smart."

We know he has struggles with his emotions.

Grif stated "Simmons likes to go in the bathroom and punch the mirror and cry", but... why?! What is bringing Simmons to such a point?!

That labyrinth episode was such a disappointing look into what Simmons' is afraid of/troubled with... it was a cop out. We get it. He's a virgin.

I feel like he's such an emotional character that bottles a lot, and seeing him take the lead in a few episodes (like what we saw with Tucker and Grif) would be phenomenal.

The series started with Grif and Simmons on top of a base and with Simmons asking that famous question.

I feel the show should end with the two, in a deep conversation. It would be a nice nod to the way the show started.

[jesusthypotato]

I dont know if any of you saw this but, this is Michael Jones' covering a MLP song from 5+ years ago

Its actually pretty good too ngl

[peaceandlonglife]

Pyrite by Cockbite 

Aleks said slowly, a smirk playing at his lips, “You want to kiss me.”

“Isn’t getting people to want to kiss you your whole shtick?”

“That still,” Aleks finally angled James head down a little, the lightest of touches against his jaw, their lips so close that they were almost - almost - brushing, “Isn’t a no.”

(Just a little thing for my favourite story ever / @cockbite)

[etidyrue]

Identify the Following RWBY Character

Their color scheme is yellow, gold if you're feeling dramatic. This character is vibrant and charismatic, has a good sense of humor, but is likely well-acquainted with the shadier areas of town. Very competent in both fights and in day to day life. Their weapon is actually two weapons, and combines shotgun blasts with blunt force/bludgeoning. Their first name stems from the celestial body that gives the Earth life. Who is this character?

Well? Who came to mind? Was it Sun or Yang? Because trick question. All of those descriptors apply to both of them. My point here is that Sun is literally nothing more a replica of Yang who is more socially acceptable for Blake to date, as he's also a faunus, and that ship is heterosexual. That's why Sun hasn't had any role so far other than Blake's sidekick. Sun is nothing more than "Male Faunus Not-Yang who Isn't as Important to the Story."

But here's the kicker. Here's why I believe Bumbleby will be canon. Sun is just a more "socially acceptable" version of Yang. But y'all. Since when has Rooster Teeth been "socially acceptable" with anything? Hell, their name is a euphemism for "cockbite."

I do like Sun, don't get me wrong. I want more for him than just "Male Faunus Not-Yang." I want him to develop more as his own character. But that won't happen so long as he's treated as just a replacement for Yang that won't weird out a bigoted audience. He, Blake, and Yang all deserve better than that. And I have faith that they'll get it.

[thekingoflame]

Peace up! Week 2 down! Telling that #cockbitelife with my #roosterteethjersey. Now I can rep my favorite team during all those #sportsball events! And with this, day 8/48 is in the books! Now for 3 days off, wonder how ancy I'll get for the #gym during that time. Anyway, WORKOUT INFO AHEAD! 100 seconds: #archerpushups did 20 of them. 3 sets of 60 seconds: #pushups, #planks, #dips, #glutebridges, #hanginglegtucks, #hangingkneeraises, and then #sideplanks. #bodyweightexercises #roosterteeth #cockbite #cosplayfitness #trainingtobenightwing #everyonelovesdick #grayson #batman #training #stupidgymselfies #hammingitup #reallifejonathantibbs #theneverhero #fitforrtx2019 #toomanytags

[pyrot3ch-nick]

Rooster Teeth and April Fool's Day

Hey Guys, Nick Here. I am a big fan of Rooster Teeth and all of their Affiliate Channels. Is this just a reminder that April 1st, commonly known as April Fool's Day, is the anniversary of Rooster Teeth and thus they will not do pranks and jokes on the RT Community. They make announcements and reveals that day and everything they say that day is truth.