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booty shorts that say 'ungodly abomination' on the back

I HAD TO EXPLAIN THIS TO HIM THREE. SEPARATE. TIMES. TODAY.

#coco speaks #coco memes #coco shitposts #further adventures of coco's dad

Microdosing the experience of digesting battery acid by tanning a pack of cola straws and chugging half a monster then slutdropping every time I need to pick something up off the ground

#coco speaks #food mention #coco shitposts

The funniest experience of the modern internet is definitely not giving a shit about something but you see it discussed so often without understanding like 75% of the words people are discussing it with that you start actively hating the thing in question. This isn't passive hate where I can just blacklist the tags and rest in peace, I'm at the point where I need to invent a time machine to go back in time and prevent this show from ever being conceptualised

#coco shitposts #modern internet experience #the tumblr experience

Okay, you guys asked and yee shall receive!

WARNING: EXTREMELY CURSED IMAGE BELOW

#coco photoshops #juka #jeans luka #mwgoutofcontext #mlp friendship is fuck #coco shitposts

I am feeling a bit soggy and pathetic and lacking braincells rn

[Video description: Coco, a tall nonbinary person with light skin and curly auburn hair tucked into a black knitted hat, films themself in the mirrored door of a wardrobe. They have a shiny gold nose-ring and are wearing black lace-up leather boots, blue jeans with turn-ups, and a blue and yellow tartan flannel open over a black New York Dolls t-shirt. In the hand that isn't holding their phone, they are holding an open half-empty bottle of green Mountain Dew. They have a Glaswegian accent and stare slightly pathetically into the mirror while saying, "Uh, hi God, it's me, uh, just, uh, wanted to let you know that when I said I wanted a soggy, pathetic man with no braincells in my life, I meant I wanted to ride one, not become one." The chorus of Ryan Gosling's I'm Just Ken from the Barbie movie plays quietly in the background.]

#coco's face #coco speaks #coco tiktoks #coco shitposts #nonbinary humour #nonbinary life

I’m laughing so hard at this YouTube clickbait thumbnail. What the fuck. It’s such a disaster. The implications that a blue whale and a sperm whale would fight as if they’re not just out there vibing. The thumbnail showing two completely different whale species. The humpback leaping directly into the false killer whale’s mouth. The way they’re photoshopped so the false killer looks bigger than the humpback when humpbacks clock in at 30,000kg and false killer whales come under the ‘ambitious dolphin’ category. Everything about this is a trainwreck I’m so obsessed.

[Image description: a screenshot of a YouTube video thumbnail. YouTube is set to dark mode. The video is titled “Blue Whale vs Sperm Whale”. The video thumbnail depicts a humpback whale photoshopped so it appears to be breeching backwards into a false killer whale’s mouth. The timestamp for the video is 11 minutes and 1 second. /end description]

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Juka: how it started and how it's going

(A comprehensive compilation of my increasingly cursed photoshops of Luka Couffaine wearing denim)