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Man, it sucks that my parents are actually super toxic cause it means I can't confide in them that I might be getting engaged soon. Boyfriend and I were talking about it and he said he had discussed it with his parents and bro and they would support him whatever he decided. And I told him if he was gonna get a ring while he's visiting his family (he knows what I'd want and would likely shop w his mom) I wasn't gonna dissuade him.

#code t #elric.txt #Bask in my greatness I guess?#Nah I'm kidding it actually fills me w anxiety re: my parents #Sadly all 3 of them are a mess now #My mother is a religious hypocrite #My dad is turning r*cist #And my grandma is hemorrhaging braincells at an alarming rate

My boyfriend and I have a new running joke about how much he wants to pet cows always:

Me in 5 years, pregnant and eating ice cream and pickles at home watching tv: oh a phone call

The police: ma'am, your husband was found petting the cows at the university's dairy center again

Me: oh shit, not again

The police: he broke 3 ribs, and when found, he said, but cows are so cool... Such good frems. They need my pets. And then he passed out.

Me: yeah, that's him alright

#Code t #He is very insistent about how much he needs to befriend every living creature #Based off a true story from his old school #In which he got drunk one night and walked 2 miles to go pet some cows in the middle of the night #Between this and the cyber truck car seat we will have many fun stories to tell our children

MY BOYFRIEND BOUGHT IT FOR ME

#Code t #animal crosing new horizons #I fucking love him #He said it's my graduation present

Last night I was so horrifyingly depressed that I messaged my Dr to get an appointment to explore ssri options and also address adhd screening and then my boyfriend video called me before bed and I was so glad I got to see him. I struggled to fall asleep but then I had a cute af dream about him.

I dreamt that I drove him to his first day of grad school, and he had a few minutes left before class, so I popped in with him. The prof asked if I was a new student or something. And I smiled and said "no, I'm just dropping my husband off! Anyway nice to meet you all, I have to run to work now hehe bye! Good luck!"

And fam if that ain't THE SHIT

#.... the good shit #code t #I absolutely woke up with a smile on my face

Me, constantly: oh God I went too far I done fucked up

Literally everyone: bitch calm down ur fine

#elric.txt #crushblogging #Code t #I am: screaming internally externally eternally

(immediately upon waking up to our 8am alarm)

me: guess what

T: chicken butt

me: no. Lindsey Graham is dead

T: what the fuck??? WHAT THE FUCK

me: crab rave went to the wrong house ?

#elric.txt #code t #we are finally free of that bastard #sayonara motherfucker enjoy the flames of hell!