#codenamewiccan

[residentshapeshifter]

codenamewiccan replied to your post: [shows up with four arms full of one Iron Man...

I’m not sure those are gonna be safe with me…

Billy Kaplan, if you eat those cupcakes, I am mauling you with my magic space sword.

[thesouthernrogue]

# $ ☎ ✉

meme ✖ @codenamewiccan​

Send “#” for a RANDOM text

[sms → billy kaplan]: So…Say I had some VIP tickets for a certain concert coming up I was told to give to some students.[sms → billy kaplan]: Would you want one?

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.meant for @itsjubes

[sms → billy kaplan]: sweetie, I’ve been raiding Logan’s liquor stash since I was your age. You’re crazy if you think I can’t find where you hide the ice cream.

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. 

[sms → billy kaplan]: heads up: bamfs apparently found alcohol. approach at your own risk!

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. (drafted after billy stops showing up to school)

[sms → billy kaplan]: I don’t for sure if you’ve gone off to fight or into hiding or what your plan is, but I have my suspicions. [sms → billy kaplan]: And I can’t officially condone any of it.[sms → billy kaplan]: But unofficially….Make me proud, kid.

[akaherosandwich]

Look, kid, I’ll give you a pass because you look like you’re not quite old enough to know better, but the way you’re staring at me is pretty creepy.  What, do I have mustard on me or something?

[residentshapeshifter]

@codenamewiccan

»it’s t »are u ok? »i looked 4 u »call me when u can?

[residentshapeshifter]

@codenamewiccan

I... I got you some matzo when I was on supply run. Y’know, ‘cause it’s Passover...

[notwhateveryonesees]

✆ ✉ ツ %

meme ✥ @bothhavesharpteeth​

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. (sent from wanda’s secure cell phone while she is hiding with steve and billy is at Sigyn’s)

[sms → billy kaplan]: Good morning.[sms → billy kaplan]:  Happy Passover.[sms → billy kaplan]:  I don’t know if it’s realistic we can safely meet up any time this week, but if so…I know it won’t be the same as spending it with your parents, but you can have some passover food with me and my brother if you’d like?

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. (almost sent after she’s seen him at Sigyn’s magic ship, but then not because it’s not her place to tell him what to do.)

[sms → billy kaplan]: You shouldn’t be caught up in this.[sms → billy kaplan]: You should go back to your school where you’d be safe.

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text

[sms → billy kaplan]: I don’t know how I pulled it off.[sms → billy kaplan]: But even with very little supplies I think I’ve managed to make enough food to last the whole holiday week!

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

[sms → billy kaplan]: How did you learn how your magic works?[sms → billy kaplan]:  Was it all self taught? Or is there someone at your school that teaches you? Or…?

[residentshapeshifter]

@codenamewiccan

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