You may have heard of the Coffeelock before; it's one of the more infamously busted builds in D&D 5e, and everyone hates them.
But what if there were a way to pull this off, while still being fun for everyone? (The clue is in the name)
Before we get to the main course of this article, a brief disclaimer: don’t do this. Come on.
With that disclaimer, we can now add a second disclaimer: okay but if you do do this, the whole point of this article isn’t ‘how to piss off your DM and other players with a broken character’, it’s ‘how to make this entertaining’. I’m a performer, not a powergamer.
Okay, with that out of the way, we…