#cognitohazardous

[gracelandmp3]

hiiii so regarding these tags. large reptiles can definitely live happily in a human home. they aren't like tropical birds or anything where they're incredibly intelligent and delicate and behaviorally high maintenance to the point that barely anyone should actually own them. They're DEFINITELY high maintenance when it comes to food, the space they need, and their enclosures though. They're by no means an easy pet and aren't on the level of a dog or cat. Definitely a big commitment for whoever owns them but they can absolutely be content and healthy living in a proper human home. hope that helps!

hiiii omg tysm for this!!! yea i was definitely worried abt the tropical bird thing klsjdffslkjdf great to know that these kinds of large reptiles unlike parrots are behaviorally chill enough that u literally can have a weird bald cat who climbs your curtains <3 love this for them

[zal-cryptid]

A square hole for a peg that isn't round and a self-abstracting semioplex.

[andrea-wreaks-havoc]

Not to be cognitohazardous on main, but [REDACTED].

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

IM SCREAMING THAT DIICK IS SO BIG WHAT THE FUCK

as is being discussed upon revisitation it seems fake which i can only hope bc it makes feel ill 2 look upon

[metamelonisle]

basic pattern recognition will be the death of this generation and honestly at this point i’m too busy screaming “GET OUT OF MY HEAD” over and over while repeatedly slamming my face into a bloodied concrete wall to laugh at it anymore

[hauntedzone]

i hope youre still doing signs.... be honest doc hows it lookin

so much aries dslkgh. closest conjunct btwn your arieses are sun-saturn which Can suck (tend to be really self critical) but can also be good. saturn placements are like character development/arc placements where at first its kind of sucky but only so that you can go thru the irl growth montage and be super cool later. mercury is in retrograde which tbh im curious about because i dont really have any theories on retrograde rn. mercury rules communication, rational/logical train of thought, quick thinking & quick decisions, etc so if any of those were things you ever struggled with that might be a retrograde thing? also a lot of 9h due to aries being there, could be into topics associated with higher education such as religion, philosophy, spirituality etc

[gorps]

pibling and sprog sound like ultrabritish chapspeak

i wish i understood none of these words

[ether-chosen]

Oh yeah don't question the redactions in your mind especially if you're inebriated when perceiving me. Little side effect of divinity, it's highly cognitohazardous and no, I cannot turn it off, let allow suppress it passively. In fact if you can feel that disturbing buzzing in the back of your mind right now, your perception is actively being devoured and redacted from this level of cognition. Don't think too hard about that. You're just forgetting things that aren't important. Probably the number of the tongs in the fourth fork from the left drawer that are soaked in more juice from the sausage of knowledge of all things.... don't worry about it.

Besides... imagine how much trust I have in you to allow you the ability to change survival against this hazard of perception in the first place