Mess and contagion cw!
Sitting on the couch with someone who is so sniffly and congested and who keeps on letting out messy sneezes. Putting a thermometer in their mouth to check their temperature, pulling it out to read 100°. Then taking the thermometer and putting it in their nose, using it to induce messy sneezes all over your face, feeling the spray and strings of snot on your face and hands. When they're done, you have them blow their nose into the thermometer, which you then put in your mouth, pushing all of that snot and phlegm into your mouth, and just waiting for all the germ laden snot to enter your body and replicate, making you so sick and snotty too
















