#coldcaller

[cogsincgraphicdesigner]

Happy new years everyone. Here's a pic of me and the bois (taken by Propagandizer)

[heathtrash]

omg cold callers are ten times more annoying when you're trans??? "Can I talk to Mr McLean please?" "That's me, who is this?" "This is Scottish Power" "I'm not a homeowner so don't waste your time calling me" "Is Mr McLean the landlord or the homeowner or something?" "No, it's me." having a good day though so I'm going back to doing good day things #trans #coldcaller #scottishpower #notevenamr #onmybankaccountiamthough #justnonbinarythings

[jemmabrown]

Cold callers car crashes vs blindness

Me: hello

Caller: hello

Me:hi...

Caller: hello I'm calling from *line conveniently breaks up* I heard you were in a car accident that wasn't your fault.

Me:I'm blind

Caller: can I just take some details to see if you can make a claim...

Me: I'm BLIND I can't drive because I can't see!

Caller: *sounds horrified* oh deer

BEEEEEEP caller hung up on me!

Ahahahaha it makes me laugh every time!

[chromaticia]

I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THIS

THE MICROCALLER

[enjoyingfamilylife-blog]

You have to give it to cold callers...

Cold Caller: " Our records show you were involved in a car accident where you were driving.

Me: Really? When?

Cold Caller: "Unfortunately madam our records cannot tell us a specific date as to when the accident occurred"

Me: Really!!! Well your records are inaccurate as I've never been in a car accident, let alone one where I was driving!

Cold Caller: "Are you sure madam? as our records state otherwise.

Me: Well your records are wrong!

Cold Caller: "I can assure you that our records are up to date."

Me: Well if that's the case I must be suffering amnesia then, it must have been a result of the car accident!!! As I wasnt aware I had a car!! Let alone a driving license!!

Slams Phone down!!!