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[campus-soliloquy]

“Sorry, my body just took a screenshot”

-Student after hiccuping and burping at the same time.

[movinghumor]

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[campus-soliloquy]

"He probably saved the Grand Canyon from being McCanyon."

-Political Science professor on Teddy Roosevelt and National Parks 2018

[campus-soliloquy]

"Mercy killing, one of my favorite topics!"

-Philosophy professor 2018

[collegequotes]

Kat: do you skip class

Bethany: ...icantskipclass....its against my religion.

[collegequotes]

Brown. The story of chris brown told through leaves.

Chad

[collegequotes]

Student: *complaining about the workload in all of her classes*

Chad: *interrupting her by whispering* Kayla...kayla, kayla, kayla

Kayla: what?

Chad: *whispers* welcome to college.

[collegequotes]

Student: *said something dumb*

Chad: Aaron, you might wanna loosen your hat, it might be cutting off your brain circulation.