#colonel kepler

[ceejayplzchill]

Warren Kepler did not take up as much space in my mind until @dodgylogic introduced me to the idea of him with large titties, muscles and a military uniform. He has not left since.

[callrings]

jacobi and maxwell snooped and found kepler's old pictures you wanna commission me soo bad

[infinity-on-hiii]

I think Jacobi should punch Kepler really hard

[theartingace]

Enjoy a GIANT Wolf 359 sketchdump!

The gang's all here!

[dysfunctionalcreature]

idk if there's a general consensus about what kinda family and upbringing Kepler had, but in my opinion I think the funniest possibility is that his family is something straight out of Succession, rich and corporate and crazy, like they encouraged every single one of his worst traits and never once was worried about the shadyness of Goddard Futuristics

I know that's presumably not accurate to canon and it's probably not in line with fanon ideas about him, but I really think the idea of his family being just as weird and scary as he is is so damn funny

like imagine Maxwell and Jacobi always assuming that Kepler must be the weird shady blacksheep of his family, but then for some reason they crash his family's thanksgiving party and find out that oh no, they're all just as fucked up as he is, he's completely normal by his family's standards

[eat-eggs-whole124]

Okay I might be sooo dense but like. The joke about the amazing pig Kepler was telling Eiffel in episode 34? I feel like this is somehow a metaphor for either Eiffel or the whole crew. There’s no way that it would be dragged on for THAT long without it being a metaphor or smth significant?? But I don’t know what???

[slyandthefamilybook]

not a day goes by that I don't think about the fact that Kepler's favorite whiskey costs two thousand five hundred dollars

[the-eiffel-watchtower]

ok chat this might be a niche crossover but I just realized Jubal Early and Colonel Kepler are the same person