#colorguardproblems

[once-upona-groupchat]

Me during school: A clumsy fuck

Me during colorguard: Catches a literal sword behind my back

[once-upona-groupchat]

Color guard+humidity=ew

You know color guard has made you a sadist when you find joy in desperately spaying your equipment with bug repellent, and throwing it into the air while it slices through the wall of gnats above you.

[once-upona-groupchat]

Dance block

Choreographer: This is called a fondue- does anyone know what that means?

All of us: CHEESE

Choreographer: wha-NO it means to melt

All of us: OOOOOOOHHHHHHH

One of us: so does that mean we're not getting fondue?

Three minutes later

Choreographer: Now this is called a frappe- does anyone know what that means?

All of us: *tentatively* is it... coffee..?

Choreographer: NO *frustrated huff*

One of us: can I get a frappe if I survive this?

[milkyxlace]

i have leadership interviews for guard captain tomorrow..i’m feeling good about it but i’m also kinda nervous so if anybody wants to send some good vibes my way that’d be awesome!💖

[fxggotyanne]

When you're a hoe for swing flags 😩❤️ #colorguard #swingflags #colorguardproblems

[i-look-better-as-a-pirate]

Tracking issues 🔪😂 W/ Twins in guard #colorguardproblems

[rosie-lxve-blog]

Color Guard Problems #10

directors: “this years props will be so unexpected it has never been seen before in a marching band” me: *pulls up video of 5 other bands using exact same type of prop in past shows*