Just A Stupid Motherfucker, Can't Figure It Out

She/Her

[mountainqoats]

Angel (1887), Abbott Handerson Thayer / This Year, The Mountain Goats

[acidashido]

*blows a kiss* for bi men

[fxggotyanne]

Does anyone have a slowking they’d be willing to trade me? Will trade it right back I just need it registered in my Pokédex :)

[antiandrogen]

i’m glad my mom caused most of my childhood trauma instead of my dad so my therapy sessions can pass the bechdel test

[fxggotyanne]

Karrablast/Shelmet Trade

Would ANYONE be willing to trade me their karrablast for my shelmet and we can trade right back?? I need the evolutions for my dex but can’t find a universal link code anywhere :(

[lana-del-ray-bans]

Alexis: Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling. I’m calling to let you know how disapp-

Phone: Please leave a message after the tone

Alexis: fuck!

Alexis: Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers. I’m calling to let you know how disappointed I am in your story and the horrible shit you did to me, and I’d like to-

Mom: you lied.

Alexis: stop!

Mom: you lied!

Alexis: stop it! *cries* stop dammit!!

Alexis: Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling. I’m calling to let you know how disappointed I am in your story. There’s many things I read in here that were false. Like you saying that I wore 6-inch Loubotins to court with my tweed skirt when I wore 4-inch little brown Bebe shoes.

Mom: 29 dollars!

Alexis: EVERY TIME YOU FUCKING YELL I HAVE TO RE-RECORD IT!!

Alexis: Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers. I’m calling to let you know how disappointed I am in your story and the way that you turned on me when I’m going through such a hard time in my life. I opened up to you so that way the world could potentially know what a great, amazing, talented, strong, healthy girl that I am. Not even a girl. Young woman. *cries* I am petrified…petrified with this story.

Mom: *sighs*

Alexis: I am so disappointed and I’m letting you know that I will clear this up. Have a nice life. Goodbye.

Mom: *sobbing* That was beautiful, you did such a good job expressing yourself.

Alexis: *blows nose*

[sailorbrazil]

dress code to my funeral

[freakyyvirgo]

christina aguilera for blender magazine, 2002

[oglach-uisce]

We live in a dis toe peeing so sigh titty 😔

[yesterdaysprint]

Chicago Tribune, Illinois, November 19, 1920

[swurp]

Here’s to 98 years of getting Narsty and leaving your friends behind

[swurp]

Here’s to 99 years of getting Narsty and leaving your friends behind

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugarempress]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[thecrybabbles-deactivated201605]

Money dog is my friend

[yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20]

Money dog is the shit

[anttom2016-blog]

I believe in the money dog😀

[princedhunglow-deactivated20181]

I believe in the money 🐶

[cosmic-noir]

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

[crip-jesus-deactivated20190301]

Just woke up 🙌🏿

[totheonedegree]

Pplease😭🙏🏽

[marvelismylife]

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

[roses-likethis-blog]

can’t not reblog the money dog

[conquerchaos]

Someone handed me 20 bucks today to donate to charity!

[veryfunnymemes]

[nomediocre]

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[shwagerr]

[as-seeen-on-tv-deactivated20220]

[mindthepup-deactivated20180203]

When the edible hits you

[transbloke]

Louder, so everyone can hear it.

[tortellinigirl]

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

[hcrzallerliebst-a-deactivated20]

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

[tortellinigirl]

okay, i hate men

[1dietcokeinacan]

[swordbride]

[timeindogyears-deactivated20211]

also:

[toxicstardust]

Ok, but also: