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by international demand, October 9th is officially Columbo Day. sorry gang i don't make the rules

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perpetually sitting under my own private little toadstool 🍄
by international demand, October 9th is officially Columbo Day. sorry gang i don't make the rules
Reasons to celebrate Columbo Day instead of Columbus Day
Columbo sends rich elitist assholes to prison instead of assisting their empires
Crumpled trench coats are more comfortable in October than tights
Unlike Christopher Columbus, Peter Falk's Jewishness (A) was legitimate, and (B) doesn't benefit antisemites
Columbo narrated "the Princess Bride"
Columbus held audience with the antisemitic, Islamophobic, imperialistic Queen Isabella. Columbo held audience with Kermit the Frog
The Lieutenant has yet to be featured in an ass-trocipus cartoon handling accordions and phallic telescopes.
And....
.....Columbo's doctor is Piglet.
HAPPY COLUMBO DAY
happy columbo day
[ID: four screenshots from columbo that read "okay, I'm gonna put you in charge. you take care of the car. you're a responsible dog. when I get back, if the car is okay, I'll give you another cookie. if the car's gone, I'll give you another cookie anyway because I love you."]
Amelia Enmity Halloween Sketches Day 14:
Skye the Ghost girl dresses up as Columbo for Columbo Day.
Happy day to the most lawful neutral with a dash of slightly Eldridge ever
Starting the Columbo Day marathon a few hours early, because there’s always just one more thing to celebrate.
Technically late, but I just couldn’t pass this up.