#combustable lemons

[unsightlymuse]

"Welcome, gentlemen, to Aperture Paranormal. Magicians, witches, crystal healing doctors: you're here because you have scary powers and we want in on it. So: who is ready to draw some pentagrams? Now you already met one another on the cab ride over so let me introduce myself. I'm Cave Johnson. I'm host to a tiny but powerful demon who lives in a secret place in my mouth.” -Cave Johnson, PeTi

I love this chunk of dialogue because it adds a significant amount of fuel to my ‘Ford absolutely visited a version of Aperture during his multiversal travels’ fire.

[crowcolonthree]

d'ya think stanford would make a combustable lemon?

[theladyregret]

When someone tells you there’s no point in getting angry and fighting because it’s never going to get better and you’re wasting your time.

[lochnesie]

Portal Fans

Did we ever actually figure out how to make lemon bombs/lemons explode/lemon explosives Cause im still waiting for my combustible lemons

[mightyflowerwitch]

Combustible Lemons by Forget-The-Name

[store-brand-cereal]

[funstuffandpixiedust]

can we all agree that this was the best thing is Portal 

[a-b-spike]

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

-Cave Johnson