what becomes of the broken hearted

idk what i’m doing here or in life or anything at all hi

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

just saw bindi irwin got engaged and apparently her fiance is american. she’s 21 and they’ve been dating for 6 years. I wonder if his family lives in aus/works in conservation because imagine just being a random 15-year-old tourist at the zoo and having a meet cute with steve irwin’s daughter lol 

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

apparently that’s exactly how they met. bindi just happened to be giving tours the day his family visited. love is unreal. how is this not a teen romcom yet

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

It gets better. Terri is also American and met Steve Irwin the same way, by chance at the Australia Zoo, in 1991. Terri was devastated when he immediately offered to introduce her to his girlfriend Sue, until Steve called Sue over and a dog came bounding up.

Multi-generational love at first sight.

[i-aint-even-bovvered]

My favorite part of the story of how Steve and Terri met is that it was literally love at first sight. He saw her in a crowd and froze. Which was a bad thing, because he was sort of wrestling a crocodile at the time.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Aussie fairy tale

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

they just got married!!

[w-ildflowerss]

[my-hocd-story]

i wish nobody had to go through the pain of any ocd

[borealing]

Tumblr has BTE (big thanos energy) cause they just killed half the userbase and didnt solve any problems at all

[babyanimalgifs]

You don’t need a man. You need an Alpaca 🖤 

(@hotcupofjodie)

[ayellowbirds]

those are the most distressing “happy” noises imaginable, why are camelids so weird

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you’re one of those public speakers that say “Goodmorning….Oh come on we can do better than that, GOODMORNING” I automatically do not like you from that moment on.

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

A hero in more ways than one

[darkstrangevirgilanxiboi]

I NEVER KNEW THAT

[azuresoundoff]

Always always reblogging this if I see it on my dashboard

[the-sky-traveler]

my brother is teaching his cat how to high five by giving her a treat every time she successfully taps her hand to his hand, which is all well and good, but now she thinks that she is entitled to food every time she high fives someone.  i can’t eat in the same room as her anymore because she’ll just bap my hand rapid fire and then go nyoom straight in for my pizza like no Kelly that’s illegal go finish ur own dinner

[anonymous-bosch]

“No Kelly, that’s illegal.”

[askragtatter]

So, a while back, I was using clicker-training to teach my cat Taz tricks. She learned very quickly and it was a good experience all around, but we had to hide the clicker.

Taz had learned that the clicker meant she got treats. So she would find it, carry it up to people, step on it to make it click, and then SCREAM AT THEM to give her the treats she was clearly owed because the clicker had made a sound.

[jinxtimesinfinity-deactivated20]

Cats

[wandering-tangents]

Pavlov is rolling over laughing in his grave.

[funstuffandpixiedust]

i dont think i ever want to love anyone at all ever again. not romantic love. i’m sick of it.

[pr1nceshawn]

[bob-belcher]

[unclefather]

[keeperofseeds]

[allerod]

[tismilly]

[bitcheslovepearls]

OKAY BUT I NEED THIS FUCKING PIN.

[musinvenusian]

YES

[spacemancharisma]

haven’t seen this on tumblr yet, and tis the season

[spacemancharisma]

well this is just… one of the worst things you could say

[davvic]

My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.

[pandaflavouredcookies]

The morning murps

[breaktotheotherside]

Someone has waited HOURS to tell you all the gossip.

[thegravelbro]

this is like the cat version of the professor clip of him going “hello!” every morning the same way

[daphneblakess]

to celebrate vine rising from the dead, here’s the long-awaited sequel to my first compilation

[showerthoughtsofficial]

“The camera adds 10 pounds” is a phrase of the past. Now people look better in their pictures than they do in person

[kichengunnet]

When people say that the camera adds ten pounds it’s because cameras used in filmmaking/TV production have a wider focal length and therefore subjects look wider or bigger. Whereas cellphone cameras have a short focal length that makes subjects appear thinner or smaller.

Nowadays, with DSLR’s and a variety of lenses, we are able to depict a wide range of focal lengths by using one kind of camera.

So that is why most people on social media may seem to look thinner than they do in person (especially in selfies because the front facing camera on phones especially have short focal lengths).

And that is also how the phrase “the camera adds ten pounds” came about.

[grayskyluna-art]

this is actually so interesting I had no idea

[eastcoastlion-deactivated202401]

You’re not actually ugly, your camera just have the audacity to try you.