OTP: Steve and Sam
-accidentally falls off the bed in the middle of the night
Honestly, I feel like this could be either of them if they’re, y’know, foolin around and lose track of where they are on the bed :D
-gives the other piggy back rides
Steve will gladly give Sam piggy back rides, but more often than not, it’s Sam who ends up carrying Steve in the field. (Not piggyback style, though, obvs)
-tries to act tough but is really a giant sap
I know I’m being redundant, but -- both ARE tough! Sam is more emotionally available, though, and has no problem expressing what he’s thinking and feeling. Steve can be a little more cloistered, mostly because he thinks he has to carry the weight of the world on his shoulders and doesn’t want to burden anyone else with his problems.
-almost burns down the kitchen trying to bake
Maybe not so dramatic as that, but Steve doesn’t have a penchant for baking. Sam can and does, mostly things like Pillsbury biscuits and crescent rolls that are pretty tough to fuck up anyway, but on special occasions he can whip up a pretty darn tasty pie.
-sings lullabies to their kids
SAM. Sam sings all the time, really -- cooking, driving, during commercials when he’s watching TV, washing dishes -- and he’d definitely croon a lullaby for his kids.
-morning person vs dead until they get their coffee
Both are pretty solid morning people. Sam’s not a big coffee person, and Steve drinks it just because he enjoys it.
-cries during sappy movies
Steve will get misty-eyed. Sam can and does get emotionally invested, but he doesn’t get physically verklempt or anything.
-wears a billion layers because they get cold easily
Neither. Sam will layer up by necessity, but even in the dead of winter he usually ends up in jeans and T-shirt once he’s inside. Steve barely wears more than his leather jacket, a hat, and maybe a scarf in the wintertime (unless they’re looking at blizzard conditions, at which point it’s either full tactical gear or his ass isn’t going outside at all.)
-initiates cuddling
Both! Just. Both. (I dunno, I like to think they have a very warm and open relationship all around, can you tell? :D)
-hogs the covers
Neither; they both like to cuddle in their sleep, so there’s little need to fight for the covers, assuming they’d even need them.
-would fall over their own feet while trying to seduce the other
You know...based on CA:TWS, I think it’s safe to say that Steve’s got game when it comes to flirting with Sam? And Sam definitely has game when it comes to flirting back, so -- I’mma go with neither on this one. Sam’s confidence would boost Steve’s confidence, and they’d end up just sort of falling into place, I think :)










