Hi~ may I have the la squandra with a chubby s/o with BIG thick theighs and butt *to the point of cellulite.* *I* have this and makes me self-conscious at times.
Hi there, darling! Sure thing :3 and please remember that your body is beautiful and NO ONE can say otherwise!! And who’s so rude to tell you something is just an asshole whose opinion doesn’t even deserve to be considered
La Squadra di Esecuzione with a chubby s/o with big thighs
(Under the cut for length and just hinted n/sfw here and there!)
Risotto Nero
Risotto doesn’t absolutely mind if his s/o is chubby and thick. What matters, for him, it’s how they are inside! Still, if he sees them uncertain and uncomfortable with their body, he’d do everything he can to make them feel, instead, comfortable and beautiful. Because they are so, in his eyes!! His way to show it is more physical than verbal; he’d not shy away from kissing and worshipping their body and, especially, thighs, leaving them completely satisfied and full of love. They can’t miss the sheer adoration in his gestures! With him, they can’t feel anything but loved and appreciated, internally and externally.
If someone dares to mock his s/o due to their thick thighs, Risotto is not going to be merciful. No one can dare to make his s/o feel down and upset about themselves, and he’s going to express his thought really clearly. He makes sure that the person can’t talk or walk for at least a bit of time -he doesn’t kill them just not to attract unwanted attention on himself, his s/o and Passione- and it’s absolutely sure that that person and many others would never make fun of his s/o again. When he’s done, he’s back to them, starting again with his worshipping work, at small steps and with sincerity. He knows that it’s a long way, but he’s a determined and patient man!
Prosciutto
Prosciutto definitely leans on the chubbier side than on the skinnier side of preferences. Of course he’d fall for someone due to their character, but if he has to choose purely on a physical level, he’d choose a chubbier person over a too skinnier ones. He’d never tell it loud, but he feels safe and happy when he can rest his head on their chest or on their soft thighs, enjoying their caresses on his hair, after a tiring and stressful day. It’s pure bliss! And, to be honest, it kinda turns him on. They’re just so beautiful, in his eyes they’re the most beautiful creature in the world… he wants to kiss and lavish in love every part of them, right here and now!
As Risotto, Prosciutto isn’t going to show mercy to someone who makes fun of his s/ due to their chubbiness. However, he’d not be as stealthy and discreet as Risotto; he’d beat them immediately, until they finally apologize to his s/o, before crawling away. No one can get away without punishment, under his watch! And, if they, after an episode like this, feel down and ugly, he’d do his best to shoo this idea far from their mind, caressing their cheeks and softly speaking to them, encouraging. He can’t stand to see his s/o feeling so down and sad… they don’t deserve this!
Pesci
Pesci’s not thin himself, so he can understand, to a certain extent, his s/o’s insecurities. He sees how they always try to hide, to be “invisible”… and he doesn’t like it. He tells them it, he tells them what he thinks from the bottom of his heart: they’re beautiful and have no reasons to hide. He loves them and their chub and their thick thighs, everything about them. They’re the perfect person in his eyes and he’d not change even a centimeter of them! He often ends up making them giggle or cry while smiling, but, at the end of the day, he always manages to make them feel a bit more confident with their body and this is what matters!
Pesci is usually a chill person, even one who prefers to stay aside, if his presence is not required, but no one can dare to touch his s/o. If someone makes a comment or laughs at them, Pesci’s going to completely change, switching from their normal mode to his more recent assassin mode. He’s not going to be drastic as Risotto, but is he going to use Beach Boy to make their heart jump a little? Oh, he’s going to do so and with a great pleasure. It’s also one of the few times when Pesci doesn’t actually hunch down but straighten his back and no one with at least a bit of brain would mess with a mountain like Pesci; then, he’d hug tightly his s/o, murmuring that he’ll make sure nothing like this will happen again. He promises it!
Formaggio
Formaggio absolutely loves with all his might his beautiful and thick s/o. He generally loves more “abundant” people, and his s/o’s shape is so wonderful… they’re fun, they actually bear with his shenanigans -and it’s not something guaranteed-, they have such a beautiful body… what can he ask more?! He loves to hug them, sighing in happiness, and to rest his head on their thighs, kissing and playfully biting them, making them jolt and giggle as they lightly smack his shoulder. He loves to see them so relaxed and at ease! And he loves to make them feel more confident about their body. He wants them to see how beautiful they are!
He’s usually a pretty chill guy who prefers to shrug it off and to resolve it in a laugh, but no one has to say anything about his s/o. They are the only thing no one has to touch; they can criticise him, his clothes, everything, but never, never his s/o. His behaviour shifts subtly: it seems friendly and chill, but his smiles are too sharp, his eyes too cold to reflect the meaning of his words. He waits until the asshole is far enough from public eyes, before shrinking them down and making them meet one of his beloved spiders or other kind of insects. It’s surely something they’re not going to forget so soon!
Melone
If his s/o is healthy and well, Melone has nothing to say. He loves them and if they happened to be chubby, who cares? It’s wonderful to hug them, they’re so soft and warm… he feels so good with them! Every time he can, his hands are on them, and not always in a lewd way, bear in mind; sometimes he just wants to hug and cuddle and softly caress their body, while kissing and lavishing them with love… if they felt unsure about their body shape, Melone would wash it away with his adoration! He’s a good motivator, he knows what he’s talking about, and he’d never stop to talk sincerely, to convince them that they have all the rights to walk with their head high!
Melone is not going to react as vehemently as Prosciutto or as sadistically as Formaggio; when someone insults his s/o, he just takes them and brings them out, but, while doing so, he brushes near to the asshole, taking, in this way, some sample of skin or hair. Then, with his Babyface, he’s out to hunt. When he’s back, the day after, and his s/o asks him where he has been, he just says that there’s one less asshole in the streets, now, making them shiver. He does it for them, he does everything for them! And, when the asshole is disposed, he goes back to encourage their self-confidence, making them feel, again, loved and wanted in every way.
Illuso
Illuso loves soft things. Everything in him says it, from his soft quilted suit to his soft hair. That’s what, physically speaking, loves more about his s/o: their softness. They’re round and all soft, especially on their thighs; he loves to hug them and to lay his head on their thighs, relaxing while they play with his multiple pigtails. He never lets them talk poorly about themselves, picking them and taking to the nearest mirror, describing how he sees them: as a beautiful, strong person whom he loves more than anything else. Doing so, day by day, he manages to make them feel a bit more confident and proud of themselves. He’s so happy about it!
However, this doesn’t stop some asshole to make some bad comments on them, making them abruptly fall back to the start, when they felt insecure and self-conscious; Illuso isn’t going to accept it. After taking his s/o out or far from the asshole, Illuso is going to sneakily follow them through the mirrors and, when they don’t expect it, he drags them in the mirror world, leaving them to helplessly roam around. If he’s feeling merciful, he’s going to release them when they’re about to crumble down; if not, they’re going to meet their end in Illuso’s realm. In any case, while he leaves them here, he’s going to cheer his s/o up again. He’s not going to leave them sad and upset!
Ghiaccio
Ghiaccio doesn’t admit a lot of things, due to his character, but no one can miss how his eyes are focused on his s/o’s body shape. Even if it’s far from his own, he finds their body shape so alluring and beautiful that he has to restrain himself from touching them every time he can. He has a reputation! However, when they’re alone, he lets his hands travel freely on their body, in particular their thighs, squeezing and pinching, grinning when they sharply gasp, bending, them, to kiss where he has pinched, as to soothe the little pain. He also loves to sink his head in their thighs, sighing in happiness when their hands come to their curls; it’s really heaven!
Ghiaccio is usually on the verge of beating someone when it’s a good day, but if someone dares to speak poorly about his s/o, may god forgive them. Ghiaccio would switch from normal mode to killer mode in a second, stomping to the asshole and punching them rightly on the nose, without a warning or a word. If they want to fight more, well, they’re welcomed to try to hit him and to survive to his heavy and lethal blows. Someone of the Squadra has to physically tear him away from the brawl, while he’s screeching threatens to the asshole -no matter if they’re alive or dead, awaken or passed out- and he’d calm down just after many hours. No one can dare to make his s/o feel bad about their chub and body!












