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A. Put the duck down and go sniff out someone who knows about justice ==>

You sigh and put the duck down.

Good, now let's go get someone who knows what they're talking about when it comes to serving out some good old-fashioned justice.

You sniff around for said person and pull out a... black and white stuffed bear??

Now this certainly looks-sorry, smells-like a bear who knows his biz when it comes to a good courtroom trial.

GC: 1'V3 B33N TOLD TH4T TH1S SP3C1F1C B34R KNOWS 4 GR34T D34L 4BOUT M4K1NG SOME P4RT1CUL4RLY /1NT3R3ST1NG/ TR14LS

GC: P3RH4PS H3 4ND 1 COULD SW4P SOM3 NOT3S??

GC: 1T COULD M4K3 FOR 4 MUCH B3TT3R 3XP3R1NC3 WH1L3 FL4RP1NG

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A: God no, what the hell are you thinking? Put the bear down immediately if you know what's best!!

B: Conduct one of these "Classroom trials" the bear speaks of.

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B. SNAP OUT OF IT MEULIN!!!

(ㅇㅅㅇ) < THE BARD-

(^-人-^) < WHAT JUST HAPPENED????????? IT FEELS LIKE A CAT IS PAWING MY BRAIN AROUND LIKE A BALL OF YARN!!!

(=ＴェＴ=) < THAT REALLY HURT I WONDER WHY THAT KEEPS HAPPENING, I’M SORRY FURRIENDS.... PURRLOZ! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???

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B. Speak the motherfuckin good word on the mirthful messiahs.

(⁎˃ᆺ˂) < MEW WANT ME TO DO WHAT? I DON’T-

(=^･.･^=) < ALL WHO OPPAWS CALICORN WILL BE BROUGHT DOWN EVFUR SO JUSTLY BY THE RIGHTEOUS BARD HIMSELF AND HIS MOTHER FUCKIN VAST HONK.  ARE MEW DOWN WITH THE CLOWN MY LITTLE KITTENS?

A. Take us to the BARD himself.

B. SNAP OUT OF IT MEULIN!!!

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A. Teach us the alphabet

~(=^‥^) < OKAY WE WILL START SLOW AND ONLY LEARN A FEW LITTERS TODAY!!!

( ^..^)ﾉ < REPEAT AFUR ME: A, B, C, D !!! NOW YOU TRY!!!! PAWSITIVELY AMEOWZING!!!!!!! WHAT ELSE SHOULD WE LEARN?

A. Teach us a phrase.

B. Speak the motherfuckin good word on the mirthful messiahs.

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B. Teach us some sign language

ω(=＾・＾=)ω < 3333333333 OH I WOULD LOVE TO TEACH YOU KITTENS SOME SIGNS!!!!!!!!! WHAT WOULD YOU PREFUR TO LEARN???

A. Teach us the alphabet.

B. Teach us a phrase.

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You have selected MEULIN LEIJON.

(^・ω・^ ) < HELLO FURRIENDS, WHAT SHOULD WE DO TODAY?????????

A. Talk about your favorite ships.

B. Teach us some sign language.

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Alpha Mom LaLonde: Well that’s all the time I have left! Time to go kiss some ass!

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Alpha Mom LaLonde: I’ve got some time to waste before I head out and break more of Space Sea-Hitler’s rules, I’m thinking about dumping the new shipment of Betty Crocker cake mix into a volcano, that’ll be sure to get her fuchsia blood pumping!

Alpha Mom LaLonde: So what should I do for now?

A: Talk about my strife with Guy B: Magically pick out an outfit to go crush the Matriarchy Dictatorship