Sep 20, 2020
Legend characters as John Mulaney quotes.
June
Day
Anden
Commander Jameson
Thomas
seen from Poland
seen from Italy
seen from Sweden
seen from China
seen from Spain
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from Netherlands
seen from Russia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Togo
seen from Yemen
seen from United States
seen from Netherlands
seen from China
seen from Russia
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United States
Legend characters as John Mulaney quotes.
June
Day
Anden
Commander Jameson
Thomas
Day: Hey, hey Jameson look at me!
Jameson: *looks back at Day*
Day: Bitch
Metias: [dies]
Commander Jameson: this is so sad. Alexa play despacito.
Friend: I can't remember *something*
Me: TOO SOON. NOT OKAY.
Friend:
Since the first time I read Legend I have always pictured Cate Blanchett as Commander Jameson (didn't the book say she had red hair but in the graphic novel she has blonde hair?)
Day: Why should I listen to you?
Jameson: Why does a bird flap its wings?
Day: *crushes his set of sunglasses* I asked a simple questions!
When you finally shatter the shining glass
Commander Jameson: *trys to kill all of June’s loved ones*
June: I’d tell you to go to hell but you would just feel at home there