When did we all collectively headcanon that Danny does Steve’s paperwork/ that Steve is really bad at paperwork?
And where did it come from? Was it an episode or something? Has Steve expressed a hate for paperwork at some point?

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When did we all collectively headcanon that Danny does Steve’s paperwork/ that Steve is really bad at paperwork?
And where did it come from? Was it an episode or something? Has Steve expressed a hate for paperwork at some point?
Steve, talking to Danny: Let's bang. Steve: I mean hang. Steve: ... no, I don't.
‘don’t call my husband an idiot!’ (steve mcgarrett)
you guessed it! another steve mcgarrett fic!! he’s so hot, I can’t deal with it y’all. a lof of danno to go around, but this is a steve fic so pls enjoy <3
w: language probably, angst, fluff (!!!no gifs r mine!!!)
a/n: hey angels! i know there are a lot of other fics i have to (and want to) do, but i can’t help but write for this idiot. lol there’s another fic for him as well. but i promise i’ll work on other things as well! love u all! hope u enjoy this! please lmk what you think!
“Hello?” You pick up your phone, furrowing your brows as you clean up after your students and ready yourself to head home.
“Y/N? Hey, it’s Danny,” you hear your boyfriend’s partner over the phone and immediately grow worried.
“What is it, Danno? Where’s Steve?” You stand straight, forgetting everything else as your mind races to Steve.
“Well I was hoping you could tell us that. He was supposed to pick up a perp but there’s no sign of either them and I was hoping he’d called you or something,” the worry is evident in Danny’s words, after all he and Steve are basically a married couple.
“What? Who is he after? Danno do you think he’s okay?” You drop everything on your desk and grab your purse, running out of the school as fast as you can.
“There’s nothing proving that he’s-”
“Danny please cut the crap. Who’s he after?”
“He’s after Martin Cordova, but please listen to me, Y/N, you-”
“Cordova?” You feel your throat close up at the mention of the mobsters name. “Danny, Steve told me about him. Oh my god what if Steve’s hurt? Danny what if he’s hurt?”
“Hey, hey listen to me,” Danny sighs, carefully choosing his next words. “I’m gonna come pick you up. We’ll find him together, okay?”
“Please,” you whisper, the tears pooling in your eyes as you think of something happening to Steve.
He’s a cop and you know this comes with the territory, but Cordova’s killed a cop before and who’s to say he won’t kill Steve this time? It also doesn’t help that you and Steve got into an argument the night before, but you can’t think about that now. So you do your best to calm yourself as you hang up and wait for Danny to come.
Soon enough, he’s here. You get in the car and Danny starts driving, saying that Chin and Kono managed to track down Steve’s location.
“Listen to me, you can’t run onto the field, you know that? Steve will murder me if I let you anywhere near that son of a bitch, so for both of our sakes please stay inside the car,” you nod, but both you and Danny know you don’t mean it. He sighs, shaking his head as you gulp and quickly wipe any tears that have escaped.
“Danny we fought last night. I don’t even remember what it was about right now, but it was bad. He slept in the living room and I left without saying goodbye this morning,” you sniff and interlock your fingers, trying to control your breathing. “Danny, iif he doesn’t make it through this, if Steve--”
“No, don’t start with that. You know what a stubborn sob he is, right? I mean, c’mon you’re dating him-”
“And you’re married to him,” you interject and the both of you laugh a little, doing your best to lighten the mood.
“Yes, he’s my husband and your boyfriend and he’s stubborn. He’s going to make it through this and outlive us both. I swear to you,” Danny grabs your hand in his and shoots you a smile. “Now c’mon, wipe those tears. We have to save our lover.”
You and Danny arrive on the scene moments later, Steve turning and facing Cordova. You could see the fear in his eyes, the regret, the pain. Cordova’s holding one gun to Steve and the other at himself. You shake your head, getting out of the car after Danny. You call out Steve’s name and that commotion causes Cordova to turn to you and in turn gives Steve an upper hand, giving him a chance to pin down the hitman. You run to him and stop a couple feet away, hand over your mouth as the tears catch up to you.
“Book him, Danno,” Steve whispers to Danny and runs to you, taking you into his arms desperately. His hands are shaking as they tangle themselves in your hair and wrap around your shoulders.
You two hold each other, finding peace in one another’s embrace as the realization of what just happened washes over you. You pull away, looking up at Steve as you smack his chest.
“You scared the crap out of me, Steven. What the hell was that, huh?” Your eyes blur up again and you violently wipe away the tears that couldn’t seem to tell now was not the time.
“That was me being a dumbass,” he whispers, a soft smile on his face as you shake his head.
“Shut up. That was damn heroic and you know it,” you whisper, burying your face in his chest as he holds you close, a calm washing over him. “I’m sorry about last night.”
“Hey, last night was both our faults, okay? It wasn’t your fault,” he shakes his head and you lift yours up to look at him.
“It doesn’t help that we’re both stubborn, huh?” You smile and Steve lets out a small laugh.
“No, but it does help that I love you. I love you, Y/N,” your breath gets caught in your throat after his confession. You reciprocated, of course you did. But Steve was just in a life-or-death situation, that’s probably why he- “I can see the gears turning in your head. I don’t care about dying, I’ve always known that was part of the job. I was terrified today because I thought I’d never get to see you again. I was scared of how you’d be after Danno told you the news. I love you. And if you don’t, that’s okay. I just needed you to know. I just-”
“I love you,” you whisper, the stupid tears jumping out again as you laugh softly. “I love you, you idiot.”
And as you kiss Steve, you hear Danny yell from the car: “Don’t call my husband an idiot!”
Currently watching the episode of Hawaii 5-0 where a russian sub ends up outside of Oahu
I gotta say; if Sweden made as big of a deal as they did in this episode everytime a russian sub ends up in their backyard, the government would be bankrupt several times over😂
Then again, they usually claim that they didn’t end up there on purpose, they usually claim they have navigated badly when they get caught😂
Danny: It’s dark in here.
Steve:
Danny: I’m not scared of anything. I am a tough guy.
Steve:
Danny:
Steve: Do you want me to hold your hand?
Danny: Oh thank God! I thought I was gonna have to ask you.
Danny, holding up a shirt: Hey, Chin, what color is this?
Chin: Gray??
Danny: Now tell him what color you think it is...
Steve: Dark white.
Steve: Get kidnapped. You’ll find out who your real friends are. I promise you that.
Danny: I just feel like there are steps you could probably take before this one.