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the real meaning of christmas is discussing shakarian makeouts over skype while praying your family stays asleep as long as possible so that you don’t have to stop discussing the makeouts to go open presents
Tag people you want to know better
@shepurdvakarian tagged me :D
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NAME: max
BIRTHDAY: february 18th
ZODIAC: aquarius
HEIGHT: 5′9″/176cm
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: ace af
FAVORITE COLOR: purple!
FAVORITE BOOK: the soulforge by margaret weis
FAVORITE ARTISTS/BANDS/COMPOSERS: asfihawoifhwa umm nickelback, acdc, FALL OUT BOY, and green day gets a special mention for being consistent at least
LAST MOVIE I WATCHED: i think i’ve watch the hobbit movies since snow white and the huntsman, so probably battle of the five armies
HOGWARTS HOUSE: i’m either slytherin or ravenclaw i’ve given up trying to figure it out. my patronus is 100% a magpie though
RANDOM FACT: i had no idea there were new pokemon games coming out until today
WHEN DID YOU CREATE YOUR BLOG?: i think i made it back in january but i didn’t start posting until february because i kept saying i’d make a theme for it and wasn’t sure about the url (but eventually i realized that i had too much screaming to do and just started posting)
DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER BLOGS?: uMM yeah. my main aka my following and like blog is @deustiel, then i have a hobbit/bagginshield sideblog @oakenskeld and an aviation sideblog @breakthevsi plus a lot of others but those are the main ones i use that aren’t Secret Blogs™
WHAT MADE YOU DECIDE TO GET A TUMBLR?: i was in a pokemon chatgroup on neopets and the people there were talking about it and saying to get one so i did but didn’t use it until like two years later (january 2012) when an irl friend mentioned it (fuck you eleanor)
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i’mma tag @commander-mcgee @devoraakss @wolfspeaker1318 @vulpixelates @thereyest or anyone honestly y’all are cool
get to know me meme
@commander-mcgee tagged me aw ye
Relationship status: single and aroace af
Lipstick or chapstick: chapstick because i gotta
Last song: loona/odd eye circle - loonatic (the weird mixing is on purpose btw because it’s ‘dream pop’???? idfk it’s odd [haha] but soothing) (the song i was listening to before it has a music video and vocals you can actually hear lmao)
Last movie: last full movie was snow white and the huntsman, but i watched the second half of the hobbit an unexpected journey yesterday
Top 3 shows: oh god uhh invader zim, merlin, orphan black? i barely ever watch shows rip
Top 3 ships: SHAKARIAN, SHEP/JACK/GARRUS, and ummmm OH YEAH BAGGINSHIELD i had to retroactively capslock shakarian because otherwise it was the only one in lowercase and seemed lesser when it’s The Most
i’mma tag @shakarianed @wolfspeaker1318 @lumateranlibrarian and @palavenearthliaison if you guys want to do it ^^ and anyone who’s bored and wants to do it!! tag/@ me so i can see
Last sentence game!
i was tagged by @the-nuup but i’m making a new post for this tag because the original is long af
Post the last sentence you wrote and tag as many people as there are words in that sentence.
i haven’t managed anything in weeks but this is my best guess at what the last (completed) one was:
He hadn't yet decided when he'd do it, but he figured now was as good a time as any.
screw that words-in-the-sentence rule idk that many writers, @plaidmax you’re tagged but also: titanic au :’) and i’ll also tag @commander-mcgee @black--lavend3r @thealexmachina @garrus-vakarus @skylo-ben !
@plaidmax tagged me to post the last fic sentence i wrote! and lucky her i did more writing today so it’s a sentence she hasn’t seen yet (garrus + shepard’s shirt):
He took a moment to run his hands over the skin underneath, hot and smooth against his own, before he started to push it up towards her head.
and now i gotta tag people but idfk who writes umm @commander-mcgee @garrus-vakarus @cousinslavellan @emrisemrisemris @ramblinganthropologist and if you follow me and write consider yourself tagged, show off the fact that you can make the words go
Shepard, Tali, the Illusive Man, captain Anderson, husk head! c:
shepard: do you collect anything?
i haven’t actively added to my collection in a long time but: stuffed snakes! i also still get pretty rocks sometimes. and if i ever got the chance to get some more first-gen bakugan or certain tcg cards i’d jump at the chance to add to my old collections.
tali: what are your hobbies?
they’re pretty much all computer-based atm but reading (usually fic but research spirals happen), tumblr (lmao), and sometimes i have the energy and concentration for making gifs or even playing mass effect lol (that only happens like once a month though). sometimes i knit but my last project (a fancy scarf for my grandmother which was and still is a nightmare) has turned me off it a bit. and i tried to turn my only out-of-the-house hobby (flying) into a career but that backfired drastically with depression from severe misevaluation of reality so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
the illusive man: pet peeves?
the worst for me is probably stupidity/ignorance/being illogical/factually incorrect statements. also someone having the tv or some music louder than it needs to be and disturbing others me or touching something that doesn’t belong to them. and the sound of people whispering.
and god, when adults keep talking even though a kid’s trying to get their attention. idk if i’m in the ‘wrong’ here but growing up i played with the neighborhood kids a lot, and if i was talking to their parents or another kid and another came up the conversation immediately paused until the kid’s thing was taken care of (i was still a kid too which is why it may have been acceptable idk my dude i can barely people). but when i was checking out a room to rent for my final year of college the owner had his daughter there and she kept trying to get his attention, but he just kept talking to me and ignoring her and he kept shooing her off when i tried to get the attention to her and so i stopped trying to get the attention on her even though she was right there god that conversation was the worst i was so uncomfortable
captain anderson: who inspires you?
gdi this was the one question where i was like ‘what do i even say’ honestly i’ve never been inspired by other people. there have been fictional characters that i’ve liked enough to use for building my personality, but no one real or otherwise whose actions were within the realm of what i envisioned myself doing in the future. it’s really important to me to do what i want and am capable of without being influenced by others, and i’ve never found anyone with similar abilities or inclinations for me to even compare myself to so yeah
husk head: do you have any phobias?
i don’t think they’re at the point of actual phobias, but dogs and wearing rings are the things that make me the most uncomfortable. like i’d just much rather dogs be……way over there and ideally not able to get to me. i’m like that with all animals (i’m the most chill with domestic snakes but even they make me very very uncomfortable) but dogs are the worst because teeth and they’re often so in your face and some try to jump up on you which is n o. and i’m just worried about not being able to get the ring off again lol
[ask me things from this ask meme?]
27, 29, 30 :)
27. [Already answered]
29. three songs that you connect with right now.
1. Salt - Bad Suns2. Famous Last Words - My chemical romance 3. I’m Still Standing - Elton John
30. pick one of your favorite quotes.
“(The creator must have) An Inordinate fondness for beetles.” - J. B. S. HaldaneI just love insects ok P:(Also; Google the quote on images and you’ll see one of my favourite ever museum displays!)