#commander pyrosome

[faithofthefish]

This is so random but…

Kaiko would be a Deadly Nadder or Monsterous Nightmare

Will would be a Rumblehorn

Fontaine would be a stormcutter or deathly galeslash

Ant would be a hideous zippleback, flame whipper, dramillion or triple stryke

Jeffrey would be a scuttleclaw, terrible terror or, to make this funny, a crimson goregutter

Finn would be a Sandwraith, some kind of fury (lightfury, nightfury, night-light), or a Woolly Howl

Hammerhead would be a deathgripper

Madeline would be deathgripper, razorwhip, boneknapper or bonestormer

Maddie could be a lot of things actually… dramillion? Skrill? Singetail? Typhoomerang even? Windgnasher? Voltknapper? Armorwing? Death song? Maybe even a night terror, ha!

Danny boy would be a hotburple or snafflefang

Pyrosome would be a monstrous nightmare or a stormcutter

Alpheus would be a changewing or … snow wraith? Hushboggle?

Proteus would be a zipplewraith

Nereus would be a scuttleclaw or eruptodon?

I may edit this later if I think of more…

[a-silly-place-to-put-my-art]

Sooooo I’m here’s another au thing for the fantasy au. It a messy comic but it’s an interaction I think about a lot.

In the fantasy au pyrosome does act as a main antagonist to a degree and in general has the most beef with 90% of the other characters. But the BIGGEST beef is between her and Kaiko specifically. And to a degree, I do imagine Poseidon and odyssey level of beef. (In the sense that these two cannot stand each other.)

also they aren’t from Ithaca, I just wanted to ref epic the musical and I don’t have a name yet for where pyrosome is from.

(Also this is my first time posting anything comic like on tumblr so bear with me.)

[httyd-nerd]

Pyrosome: State your name, rank, and intention.

Alpheus: Alpheus, Alpheus, fun.

[the-ghost-in-your-walls]

Headcanon: Commander Pyrosome not likes, but is still somewhat fond of the Nektons. She would rather die than admit this to anyone

[hrmnrmpfh]

Genderbent The Deep has me screaming what is Captain Hammerhead’s eyelashes 😭

[sapphire-0f-the-seven-seas]

Kaiko: My child is completely fine.

Commander Pyrosome: Which one?

Kaiko: I don’t know, but one of them has to be.

[faithofthefish]

I might be stupid, but am I the only one who didn’t know Kaiko was a former member of the World Oceans Authority? Was that mentioned in the show?. Did it miss that??

[the-ghost-in-your-walls]

incorrect quotes with the Nektons because i have nothing better to do

Ant: *pitches an idea*

Kaiko, impressed: Huh, there might be something here!

Fontaine, under her breath: Yeah, a lawsuit.

(in college)

Kaiko: I just want someone to take me out.

Will: On a date?

Dolos: With a sniper gun?

Kaiko: Either one. I’m not picky.

Will: Damn, the power went out.

Ant: Don’t worry, I got this.

Ant: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

Will: What-?

Ant: I swallowed a glow stick!

Will, freaking out: WHY WOULD YOU-

Random person: How has life been treating you lately?

Ant: Horribly. 

Ant: Thanks for not telling mom and dad what happened.

Fontaine, dumbfounded: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this

Random person: But seriously, what is the real plan here that has to do with not fucking around?

The Nektons: There is no plan that does not involve fucking around. But we will make sure all of our fucking around will be applied in a constructive direction.

Commander Pyrosome: What do you call disobeying the law?

The Nektons: A hobby.

Commander Pyrosome: *crosses her arms*

The Nektons: That we do not engage in.

Ant: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.

Devil Daniels: Aren’t you gonna say ‘have a nice day’?

Kaiko: I don’t care if you have a pulse, much less a nice day

Will: Wake up! The sun is shining!

Kaiko: What do you want me to do, photosynthesis?

(after Dolos tried to sabotage a mission but really fucked up)

Kaiko: Everyone, calm down! We're grown-ups, let's deal with this like adults!

Will: So, we're just going to wing it and hope for the best?

Kaiko: Obviously. Now, Dolos, pass the shovel.

Ant: A person can really hear themselves think out here.

Ant’s mind: Did you leave the stove on? The front door unlocked!? WILL YOU DIE ALONE!?

Ant: Well, that was a mistake.

Ant: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.

Will: You've been given a new job to do, but I'm worried it might make you angry.

Kaiko:  Just say it quickly, like ripping off a band-aid.

Will: You have to teach Ant how to drive.

Kaiko: ...put the band-aid back on.

(in college)

Kaiko: In alcohol’s defense, I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too.

Kaiko: What do you two have to say for yourselves?

Fontaine:

Ant: Oops?

Ant: What's your greatest fear?

Kaiko: Being forgotten.

Ant: ...

Ant: Damn, that's deep.

Ant: Mine is the Kool Aid man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now…