[text] Someone said we’re out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying ‘but where will all the polar bears live”. That drunk.
[text] Polar bears? Polar bears? WHY WASN’T I WORRIED ABOUT THE PENGUINS? I’m much more of a penguin person.[text] Oh Merlin, Ali, I can’t believe I was so embarrassing! I didn’t do anything worse, did I?[text] Thank you for being part of the ‘Becca gets drunk for the first time’ baby-sitting committee. Just be honest with me: was it so bad that I should swear off alcohol from now on?
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