#commandertart

[whethervane]

Sometimes…. you gotta draw the Chunky Man™ in a sweater :3c

a little gift art I drew back in December for @kyosplosion of Tart, from her RP blog @commandertart!! <3

[candykraken]

callie posing at @commandertart 

that’s showbiz, baybe

[bluescarfvivi]

"Vivi.... What is a 'Surf is Up Surprise Pizza'? I've never heard of such a thing... and the name is completely unindicative of what is on one...." -Tart

Does…does she really have to explain to him about THAT? That…absolutely cursed food!?

Vivi deeply breathed in then huffed out her exhale. She took a moment to adjust her crooked glasses before getting on with this explanation. “It is…my buddy Arthur’s absolute favorite food in the entire world…and I will never understand why he loves it but that’s his own taste.” Why did it have to be so hard to say this to Tart? Would he go out and try it on his own afterwards?

“Basically, it’s a pizza from our local pizza place. It’s got pineapple, garlic, onions, ham, and…” Vivi physically shuddered and nearly dry heaved trying to finish this off. 

“…oysters.” 

[telephobos]

“...You would see me as a friend? I... I don’t understand... I’ve done awful things.”

[telephobos]

@commandertart, continuing from here.

The phone was silent, waiting for the other to be seated. Once Tart had sat in his chair, he placed what appeared to be a manila folder onto the table, one that contained pictures in it.

“I made my rounds in the void to ensure that nothing serious would be left down there before you sealed it up... or that a certain disease wasn’t hiding down there waiting for another chance to strike. And, well...”

Tartar paused for a moment, unsure of how to word this next part. He knew that no matter how he put it, it was going to be unpleasant for the other version of himself.

“...I found human remains down there. If you would kindly take a look at the pictures, it may be someone you know...”

[bluescarfvivi]

Both regarding Tart >:3c

Vivi:

Mystery: 

[bluescarfvivi]

(( This can only end badly, but "I want the K". Let Tart SUFFER

5: Nose kiss lvl 2 - grab it with your mouth ((OH BOOOY TART)) 

Since Tart hadn’t been in the apartment all day, Vivi took it upon herself to decorate the bland interior with some festive cheer. Fortunately she managed to teleport a few spare boxes of Christmas decorations from her dimension to use. Somehow she didn’t need these three boxes back at home, despite using all ten of them for last year. 

The bluenette made quick work hanging up garland, taping many paper-mache Christmas-themed decorations on the doors, and even little gel Santa hats and reindeer on his windows. It looked brighter and cheerier than an hour ago. Last were a few spare strings of colored lights. Usually Vivi reserved the Christmas tree as the last item but she didn’t know whether Tart could handle the smell of a fresh, pine tree. 

The ladder didn’t...reach very high so Vivi stood precariously on the last step while stretching her arms to tape the lights down. One side was secured, then she moved on to the other side making it drape just above his door. 

What she didn’t expect was Tart to come home early...and when the front door opened down came a short, squishy bluenette. Somehow in the fall, while Vivi screamed for Tart to move, her mouth hooked on to Tart’s large nose and squished it down just as she fell on top of him. 

The accidental kiss didn’t last too long. Vivi quickly lifted off of Tart crouching over him on her knees while assessing for any wound marks on his face. “I’m sorry, I’m soooo sorry I didn’t think you be back so soon. Did I hurt you? You okay?” 

[bluescarfvivi]

@commandertart

Oh Tart...you should not have challenged her like this.

For now, Vivi pulled out a portable speaker and flipped her phone to a certain song. 

A very well known song in her world...to counter his own blaring music.