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Jo: Cheese is just a loaf of milk.

Alpha: He’s right and I’m scared.

Major: This implies a liquid form of bread?

Milon: Beer.

Major: FUCK

Alpha: You’re on a date with someone and they call guacamole avacado jelly. What do you do?

Jo: Bash their brains in.

Major: Propose.

Turvis: Bold of you to assume I haven’t killed them already.

Jo: Do I like you or do I like that you like me?

Alpha: Do I like you or do I like the idea of you?

Milon: Are you flirting with me, or can I just not recognize when people are being nice to me?

Major: Is anyone gonna eat this taco or should I just believe they aren’t?

Major: I’m a moderate and peaceful man, truth be told.

Alpha: Just yesterday you threw a chair at Naomi.

Major: Yes, which was a moderate and peaceful compromise from the table I was initially going to launch at that bitch.

Major: Here’s a fun christmas idea! We’ll hang a mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is underneath it.

Jo: We are so not doing that.

Major: Mistlefoe!

Jo: NO

Major: Wow, it sure is really muggy out today..

Alpha: if i go outside and all the mugs are on the lawn i’m leaving

Major: *sips coffee from bowl*

Alpha: Major, can you please pass the salt

Major: *throws Ness across the table*

Jo: *sigh* I regret getting you that blender for Christmas.

Major: *sips waffle* Why?

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