#common misunderstanding

[microwavedgrilledcheeseofficial]

something i don’t think that enough DC fans understand is that there is no one correct DC continuity. there’s just a bunch of different clashing stories of varying popularity. sure, some may stray so far from the general consensus that they are considered not canon but otherwise everything is fare game. DC is build a bear, and your headcanons or fan fics or understanding of it is the bear you’re building. i will continue to treat it as such. i regret nothing. but please keep in mind. that. you should never just google which DC things are canon because there is no one answer. :3

[guillaumerocquelin]

had to double check to see if your pfp was seb or elton john sjdfksbd

its taron egerton acc <3

[lilaschickens-blog]

Average conversation about chickens

Nonchicken owner:so like how do they lay eggs without a rooster?

Chicken owner: WELL HOW DO WOMEN GET THEIR MENSTRUAL CYCLES EACH MONTH???!?!?!!

[handhearts13]

PSA: I am 99% sure she was not leaving her mom's house today. She was leaving a clothing store called Andrea's. 

[princeofconjurers]

//Erik never pretended to be Christine's father.

Erik never pretended to be Christine's father.

Erik never pretended to be Christine's father.

Erik never pretended to be Christine's father.

Erik never pretended to be Christine's father.

Erik never pretended to be Christine's father.

Erik never pretended to be Christine's father.

Erik may have been was definitely a sort of father-figure to Christine during the time he taught her to sing, but he was pretending to be the Angel of Music sent to her by her father.

Not actually claiming to be the ghost/spirit of her father.

People do not become angels when they die.

Thank you for your time.

[rathesenara]

My life summed up in one drawing.

[signedkenadee]

pussycat in the office.

HR: Hey, have you seen ---?

Receptionista: I heard he's been hiding under the kitchen counter. Office rumor, shh!

HR: Oh. Strange.. Did you know he was going to Spain this weekend?

Receptionista: No. That's cool though!

HR: Yeah, he's going to get pussy

Receptionista: Wait. I thought he was married

HR: Dirty mind! I'm talking about a cat.

Receptionista: Well then why didn't you just say cat?

HR: They're the same thing!

Receptionista: So is what I thought you were talking about!

HR: Yeah, well he's adopting one from there

Receptionista: Oh. Well, I don't know what kinda things you people are into. He could be a prostitute.

HR: I'm HR, I wouldn't have told you something like that

Receptionista: Well, I don't know..

(Laughter ensues). Talk about putting both feet in your mouth. LOL!

[turbogeek421]

Acrophobia vs Vertigo

Acrophobia (from the Greek: ἄκρον, ákron , meaning "peak, summit, edge" and φόβος, phóbos, "fear") is an extreme or irrational fear of heights. 

Vertigo (from the Latin vertō "a whirling or spinning movement") is a subtype of dizziness, where there is a feeling of motion when one is stationary.