#communistcullens

[bellaskhakis]

twilight but when bella asks edward if he wears contacts he says yes and then proceed to use different colors everyday. Bella thinks it's funny and one day appears with red eye colour and edward has a panick attack and that's how she discovered about vampires

oh my god why am i laughing thinking about edward with like shrek green eyes

[edwardsvirginity]

mormon and moron sounds so similar I don't think this is a coincidence

conspiracy uncovered!!!!

[celestial-bastard]

congrats again for the 666 😈- let's pretend edward is a regular emo vampire (as he should be). what songs were on that "heavy cd" ?

thank u very much my lovely lil devil!! 😈❤️

Edwards violent mixtape, lets go!

killing in the name of - rage against the machine (he’s stupid and unable to recognise that he, as a rich bitch, is a major contributor to the Machine™️)

can you feel my heart - bring me the horizon (if you’ve ever played this full volume on ur headphones, i hope ur doing better now)

hell above - pierce the veil

better off dead - sleeping with sirens

fallen angels - black veil brides

king for a day - pierce the veil ft. kellin quinn

how you remind me - nickelback

helena - my chemical romance

last resort - papa roach

bring me to life - evanescence

[paulxlahotee]

now a difficult ask: what's your favorite song in les miserables? (Mine is definitely "do you hear the people sing?")

Omfg I have so many different favorite songs but the one that gets me the hardest is empty chairs at empty tables like that song HURTS

[lemonadebottlecap]

I just saw you watched Rebelde omg..... I was kid back then but my mother let me watch and I LOVED IT, had the stickers album and everything. My dream was to dye my hair red, pretty sure there's something to do with Roberta

rebelde was my OG hyperfixation!! The stickers, the candy, the albums, the dvds, the swapmeet tshirts, the magazines, the school uniform.. I was obsessed 😫 and I hated my mom for not letting my 9 yr old ass dye my hair Roberta red LMAO

I’m still upset that they’re no longer on Netflix or Spotify 😭

[bellaskhakis]

WHAT IF Edward refuses to have sex with Bella bc he lost his dick. He pulled it out bc he doesn't know how to control it. It's his sexual awakening, boners and stuff. All new. So he pulled it out and LOST. They make out all the time and Bella NEVER feels the d. For a reason. He's to embarrassed to tell anyone so he keeps delaying sex. And the engagement thing is to gain time looking for it ??? (I remembered a post about vampire boner and this shit came up. I needed to share. Im really sorry)

bella comforting eddie boi:

[bellaskhakis]

what if edward had a killing rapists phase bc of rosalie

not sure if I'm making this up but didn't he start by killing Esme's abuser and then moving on to just shitty men in general? so maybe he did. but tbh all of the Cullen's should be killing rapists and eating the rich and that's that

[celestial-bastard]

congrats on 666 followers 😈 a playlist for emmett with 70-80 music. was he a disco guy? an abba fan? i get the feeling he might be an elton jonh fan? but idk

now this is what i’m here for

he is SO disco, LOVES his sequins, & begs rosalie and/or alice to go dancing with him every weekend

rocket man - elton john. i just know he sings this at the top of his lungs whenever he gets the chance

dead ringer for love - meatloaf ft. cher. he also sings this at the top of his lungs when he has someone willing to duet with him

running on empty - jackson browne. this is one of his very few chilled & calm songs, like when he’s driving sort of song

i feel love - donna summer. grab the sequins, he’s about to boogie (that bass line is ICONIC - fight me if u disagree)

tiger feet - mud. he knows the dance. he shows everyone the dance.

daddy cool - boney m. his JAM & he serenades carlisle with it, start to finish, at least once a week

lay your love on me - racey. this one he sings to rosalie when they’re playful and lighthearted and happy and so in love. she acts like she hates it but dances with him before it even gets to the second verse

chiquitita - abba. he and bella sing this mamma mia! style to edward every time he gets a lil too angsty™️

going back to my roots - odyssey. i’ve got no explanation for this one, only vibes

boogie wonderland - earth, wind and fire. bc ‘hah hah DANCE! boogie wonderlaaaaaaand!✨’