#hellishcreature

[jasperwhitcock]

twilight x fast & furious

ok but this crossover already happened

send me the worst twilight crossover au you can think of

[celestial-bastard]

18, 50, 64, 85, 91, 94

at last my wife has returned

18. do u want children?

i think so? biologically absolutely not no thank u but adoption? fostering? i think yes. i do not mind what ages or genders i just wanna help raise a couple of humans (humen? no that looks like hymen i take it back skdhdjfn)

50. right or left handed?

i get ✨muddled✨ but mostly right handed. my BSL is a MESS tho

64. are you a gossip?

i don’t think so? not unless that person is happy to be spoken about, usually not even then. i tend to hear a lot of things and then either forget or just keep it to myself

85. what colour are your eyes?

brown 🥲

what colour did u think my eyes were?

91. do u like ur own name?

my full name is okay. my first name by itself is awful i hate it so so so so so much. ‘em’ has always made me happy, and usually only nice ppl voluntarily refer to me as ‘em’ so it’s got some nice comforting connotations to it

94. what are your strengths?

fuck dude idk... i’m persuasive? quite empathetic & passionate? i don’t knowwwwwww this one is hard

[bellaskhakis]

Still thinking about your tag. "Don't you wish that you could be a fly on the wall? a *creepy* little sneaky little fly on the wall? all my precious secrets, yeah you'd know them all" and "don't you wish that you could see me every second of the day that way you would have no doubt that baby i'll never stray"....... Edward IS a creepy fly on the wall.... summarizes midnight sun doesn't it

(ref) i can't believe how well the songs fits omg

[celestial-bastard]

5,7,10,12,16

why hello!

5. mutual(s) i’m intimidated by?

@teamjacobthot, @comraderosalie, and u

7. mutual(s) i want to get to know better?

@haletwinsstan, @jasperwhitcock, @kaquiche and u

10. mutual(s) i’d sing for?

my eggs and u (fun fact i once sang the lyrical version of WAP to @anagonyeet as a lullaby to help her sleep. it didn’t work but i think she kinda appreciated it skdhdjfn)

12. mutual(s) who knows a secret about you?

the eggs know far too much about me. i can’t think what exactly a ‘secret’ of mine might be, but if i have one then they will know it lmao

16. fun fact about a mutual?

@a-sucker-for-rosalie is my mum she adopted me in july and i love her

[celestial-bastard]

congrats again for the 666 😈- let's pretend edward is a regular emo vampire (as he should be). what songs were on that "heavy cd" ?

thank u very much my lovely lil devil!! 😈❤️

Edwards violent mixtape, lets go!

killing in the name of - rage against the machine (he’s stupid and unable to recognise that he, as a rich bitch, is a major contributor to the Machine™️)

can you feel my heart - bring me the horizon (if you’ve ever played this full volume on ur headphones, i hope ur doing better now)

hell above - pierce the veil

better off dead - sleeping with sirens

fallen angels - black veil brides

king for a day - pierce the veil ft. kellin quinn

how you remind me - nickelback

helena - my chemical romance

last resort - papa roach

bring me to life - evanescence

[jasperwhitcock]

hey so idk if you’re still going but I have a few blogs I would like to mention! @protect-the-clearwaters @embrycallsmuffin @thaliawritesx @morelike-bi-light @irrevocablyinlovewithrosalie @hellishcreature @its-la-push and obviously you and every single blog on here that creates, shows love, share memes amongst each other, etc etc. may everyone feel the love extra in this Chili’s tonight🤍🤍

@protect-the-clearwaters @embrycallsmuffin @thaliawritesx @morelike-bi-light @irrevocablyinlovewithrosalie @hellishcreature @its-la-push thank u 🥺💗 i am definitely feeling the love in this chili’s tonight

& also my inbox is always open to shout out ur friends or compliments to anyone in the community 😌

send me compliments for your fave twilight blogs

[celestial-bastard]

congrats on 666 followers 😈 a playlist for emmett with 70-80 music. was he a disco guy? an abba fan? i get the feeling he might be an elton jonh fan? but idk

now this is what i’m here for

he is SO disco, LOVES his sequins, & begs rosalie and/or alice to go dancing with him every weekend

rocket man - elton john. i just know he sings this at the top of his lungs whenever he gets the chance

dead ringer for love - meatloaf ft. cher. he also sings this at the top of his lungs when he has someone willing to duet with him

running on empty - jackson browne. this is one of his very few chilled & calm songs, like when he’s driving sort of song

i feel love - donna summer. grab the sequins, he’s about to boogie (that bass line is ICONIC - fight me if u disagree)

tiger feet - mud. he knows the dance. he shows everyone the dance.

daddy cool - boney m. his JAM & he serenades carlisle with it, start to finish, at least once a week

lay your love on me - racey. this one he sings to rosalie when they’re playful and lighthearted and happy and so in love. she acts like she hates it but dances with him before it even gets to the second verse

chiquitita - abba. he and bella sing this mamma mia! style to edward every time he gets a lil too angsty™️

going back to my roots - odyssey. i’ve got no explanation for this one, only vibes

boogie wonderland - earth, wind and fire. bc ‘hah hah DANCE! boogie wonderlaaaaaaand!✨’

[celestial-bastard]

purple and dark green 🐱‍👤🐱‍🏍

hell ye babeyyy😎