#twilight shitposts

[that-stupid-lamb]

Rosalie should have packed Bella a vibrator for her honeymoon because she expected Edward to disappoint her.

[rosaliehalecantopme]

i feel like if rosalie hale were alive today she would bite the fascists

[leahclearwaterdefensesquad]

twitter was fucking brutal today

[nebulousfishgills]

I’d like everyone to see my new desktop background because I’ve been laughing about it for about 45 minutes now

[ginwhitlock]

inspo

[teamleahclearwater]

Oh how I wish we’d gotten more than ✨nothing✨ about Jacob, Embry and Quil’s friendship

[celestial-bastard]

baseball scene but an additional (and very fair) umpire

[bite-me-didyme]

you make fun of Bella for being accident prone one time and then for the rest of your life when you get silly kinds of injured over being klutzy the back of your brain goes "just like Bella from twilight"

- brought to you by me tripping on my socks and winding up with a 4 inch long gouge in my arm