Nov 22, 2020
[A text message, from Comoestas to Jobski]
Comoestas: hello i see you're 102 feet away and i have a proposition for you. i'm currently eating macaroni and cheese and i want something to drink but all you have in your fridge is orange soda left over from the halloween party and i do not want to drink that. SO... if you go to 7/11 and get me a double gulp horchata and bring it to our apartment i won't take over the planet Comoestas: maybe. no promises [A bemused Jobski stares at the cell for a moment, before looking up to find Como looking down through the window of the apartment.]
#jobski#ufo#comoestas#part time ufo#incorrect quotes#hal laboratory#hal egg#source: ifunny#I tried to copy the new art style that the Twitter's been showing lately#also for those unaware yes we call both the battle boss and the boss alien comoestas#mainly because he feels like he would name his bot after himself#...unless hal pulls another Jobski and gives him a different name update#but yeah
