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@incorrect-hal-lab-quotes
When the new member of the HAL Lab squad gets his own slot in a Nintendo Direct for the first time
[The modern HAL trio are facing the camera as if for a commercial, but the HAL Laboratory logo is covering most of Jobski's face.]
Jobski: I can't believe it...
Jobski, still very excited: I'M IN A NINTENDO DIRECT!! DID YOU SEE ME I'M A NATURAL!
Okay I spent too long on this to not post it
( feat. conversation with @potoomultimuse, @ghostbustingreen, and @hal-in-the-family, and muses from @emptyzone because they all lend themselves too well to funnies )
i shouldn’t have put so much effort into this
based on this:
Qbby: Apparently at some point when my now-girlfriend and I were flirting with each other but not quite in a relationship, she asked me how I felt about pet names, to which I replied...
Qbby: “Well, you have to call them something.”
Qbby: The fact that I have managed to end up in a relationship is really testament to my girlfriend’s patience.
Ankh: Your girlfriend is a moronsexual, OP.
Qbby: Please don’t call my girlfriend a moron... :(
Qbby: Wait.
Jobski, tweeting: my boss scared me for a second
[screenshot in the tweet shows emails from Dr. Dharma regarding file attachment issues]
Dr. Dharma, ‘yesterday’ : You have attachment issues. Please fix it.
Dr. Dharma, at 12:01 in the morning: Sorry for the confusion, I meant the file attachment.
Sorry, not sorry…
Qbby Sr. : We’ll go save the planet!
Qudy: And then you’ll come back for the kids right?
Qbby Sr. & Qucy the First:
Qudy, increasingly concerned: You’ll come back for the kids, right?
Dedede and the holy grail
King Dedede: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
Marx: Order? Who does he think he is?
King Dedede: I’m your king!
Marx: I didn’t vote for you.
King Dedede: You don’t vote for kings!
King Dedede: Sure is a shame that I can’t control the elements to reflect my current emotional state. Not that I need to be any more cool, sexy, and powerful than I already am but nonetheless I think I deserve it.
Meta Knight: Sure is a shame that I can’t control the elements. I deserve it.
Bandana Dee: Sure is a shame that I can’t control my emotional state.
Susie: Shame. I deserve it.
Magolor: I need to be more cool, sexy and powerful. I already am, but nonetheless I deserve it.
Taranza: Sure is a shame I’m so emotional, I need to be cooler.
Galacta Knight: Sure is a shame that I can’t be any more cool, sexy, and powerful than I already am but nonetheless I think I deserve it.
Zan Partizanne: I control the elements, cunts.
Marx: Penis.
And some bonuses
Ankh: Some idiot tried to fight a squid in the ocean.
Jobski, now covered in ink: Maybe the squid was being a dick!
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((Art Source and Credit: Part Time UFO Twitter))
UFO, getting ready to work: Hello friends, UFO is here.
UFO, as soon as paperwork is involved: Goodbye friends, UFO is gone.
Queen Ripple: My husband is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Adeleine: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Ribbon: Tackle him!
Bandana Dee: Kick him in the shin!
King Dedede: NO TO ALL OF THOSE! Just ask me to bend down!
Yoo, thanks for 400 follows!
Which makes me feel bad that I don't update as much on here. ;-;
I gotta ask, normally the idea was to make all incorrect quotes illustrated because I wanted to make sure people would recognize the characters in them (I know for SURE Kirby and Earthbound characters are recognizable, but characters from Boxboy! and Part Time UFO, for example, are still trying to get noticed).
But sometimes I don't have much time to draw, or have other things to work on, so I have to ask - would it be alright if some quotes are just the transcripts so this blog can update more often, or would you all prefer to wait a a bit longer at a time so I can be able to draw them all out like planned?
-Incorrect HAL Lab Mod
Ankh, Qbby, Kirby, Comoestas, Ben, Vibri, and any other extraterrestrials who suddenly just showed up in UFO’s apartment: U-FO PARTY! U-FO PARTY!
UFO: It’s not a party, it’s an intimate get-together!
[A text message, from Comoestas to Jobski]
Comoestas: hello i see you're 102 feet away and i have a proposition for you. i'm currently eating macaroni and cheese and i want something to drink but all you have in your fridge is orange soda left over from the halloween party and i do not want to drink that. SO... if you go to 7/11 and get me a double gulp horchata and bring it to our apartment i won't take over the planet Comoestas: maybe. no promises [A bemused Jobski stares at the cell for a moment, before looking up to find Como looking down through the window of the apartment.]
@incorrect-hal-lab-quotes
Waddle Dee: [opens Qbby’s audio biography]
Qbby: Hi, welcome to my audio biography. Chapter 1…
Qbby: [begins screaming for 4 hours]
[Jobski floats in after a long day at work, only to find a bunch of their friends already at the table.]
Jobski: Hello, people who do not live here.
Qbby: Hey.
Kirby: Hi!
Red Jobski: Yo.
Ankh: What's up?
Jobski: I gave you the keys for emergencies!
Ankh: We were out of Doritos.
Jobski: I’m very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the stress that I’m under.
(Art Quote and Credit: @swamp_hen on Twitter)
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**As of this post, all future incorrect quotes will have “Jobski” in place of “UFO” as their name.
