#comp i

[transificationbeem]

Me, A First-Time Frehsman English Major who wants a specialization in World Lit and has been writing for over half of my life: what the fuck. What the actual fuck. These things have names. What is pre-writing. That sounds dumb. Why would I write my paper twice?! WHY DID THEY TEACH US THESE OBSCURE GRAMMAR RULES IN HIGHSCHOOL?!

Comp I:

Me:

Comp I:

Me: *starts writing paper, glancing furtively at Comp I*

Comp I, shrieking like a banshee: NO, WRONG! APA STYLE YOU GOBLIN CHILD! MODERN ACADEMIC ENGLISH, HEATHEN! REWRITE IT YOU WITCH!

Me, startled as my paper catches on fire: but...

Comp I: BUT NOTHING YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARD CHILD

[deadaccnt000000000001]

There's a boy in my comp I class named Dimitri and lemme tell ya, I wanna hit him up so bad.

[if-im-breathing-i-can-handle-it]

Guess who gets to pull an all-nighter to write essay? 😔😒

[annabananabread96]

Made it by a minute!

[youfouria]

It's only the second week of college, and I already feel so stressed out. I could just go cry in a corner by myself.

[bethoftheblvd]

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?

Snoopy

[anapproximatereality]

When students who have never turned in an assignment bring me their midterm grades and ask how they "can make this better?". 

Oh, I dunno. You could try . . . TURNING IN SOME FUCKING WORK.

[howlingholler]

ugh. I gotta make a midterm for tomorrow. ugh. I mean the department makes me assign midterm or else it would never ever ever happen