#completely accurate

[lost-on-the-highway]

the mv for closer is actually so insane. trent reznor was really like you didn't think you could make a song about weird violent self loathing sex any freakier, right? WRONG! let's spin a pig head around on some machine and crucify a monkey. also please tie me up and blindfold me and gag me thank you

[punchyguavas]

Ok, some sister reading reactions via Snapchat for y'all:

She is us, we are her.

[coabranch]

What does John feel about lovephishing...........

It.it would be so silly.

Actually. On the same line, how about Builderman?

So technically lovephishing only happens in future AU because the two are idiots but if Builderman and John did get their memory back it would be kinda like

Builderman, who has watched this slow burn since literally day one: I can’t believe you guys did this after I died

Roblox: dad, please

Builderman: I had to die for you two to get together

Roblox: you didn’t have to it just kinda happened

Builderman: AND YOU WERENT GONNA TELL ME I WAS YOUR DAD?

Roblox: LEAVE ME ALONE OKAY

John, who has also watched this since day one, half convinced it was somehow never gonna happen and they’d be pining until literally the end of time: oh thank SFOTH you actually did it

Roblox: :(

John: I completely thought you’d be alone forever

Roblox: :((((

John: Like, the world would end and you’d die and you’d never have confes-

Roblox: OKAY okay I got it thank you John

[sonicsquid3000]

Belle (and the fandom who played the games) @ the ikemen series girlies:

Belle (and the fandom) @ the Court of Darkness MC:

Am I wrong?

Oh my gosh you FUCKING NAILED IT!!!!!

[aquarian-sunchild]

[faffreux]

whoever sent this to my draw box i love you so much i am cracking tf up

[kanerallels]

LOVE Tom being like "how do you know my name?" and Isaac the book guy is like "well Benedict said his apprentice had this super ride or die friend who gets involved in all his schemes, and and Christopher is currently worth HECKING amounts of pounds. I connected the two dots"

[bossymarmalade]

Fandom Wine/Weed Aunt/Uncle/Grump

You didn't think you'd actually been in fandom all that long until you heard some kid call a 3,000-word fic a drabble, and then you found yourself reaching for a beverage to cope. Maybe you haven't been around as long as the folks who remember fanzines printed via mimeograph machine, but you do remember lemons fondly. You can't help but poke a little bit of fun at both baby fans and fandom elders (also to cope), but secretly you're with the elders when it comes to wanting these damn kids off your lawn. Hang in there, wine aunt! You'll be old for real before you know it.

what is your fandom age?