#completely correct

[deceitfulmermaid]

“oh that’s not so bad… i was voted most likely to die alone in a puzzle shop i inherited” im actually dying. hampton read to absolute filthhhhhh sorry

[angstics]

marina toybina about nashville :) (from swarm zine)

[pkmn-smashorpass]

Slakoth -> Vigoroth -> Slaking is a kinda 3 Bears of fuckability.

Slakoth is just going to lay there. It won't really top, but you can ride, and it's just a speedbump pillow prince/princess bottom.

Vigoroth is always going to fuck like it has something to prove, regardless of gender. There's athletic sex, and there's an ex-slacker trying to prove they're not like that anymore, and one of those two is more likely to land you in the hospital with a sex-ending ligament injury.

But Slaking is juuuuuust right. It's bigger and stronger than Vigoroth, but it's lazy. It knows it's mighty, and it's got nothing to prove. It's chilled out. You want to bottom? It's going to feel like you're being fucked by a planet for how heavy every thrust is. Topping? Back or front, Slaking has that king/queen kong grip and is not letting you out *or* letting you finish until it's ready; it's not your dick for a while. And the post-sex cuddles with this beast would be impossibly cozy.

Omg you’re so right

[solarballs-confessions]

Trans Venus.

Need I say more?

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[kate-komics]

You seem like the kind of person to always wear comfy clothes unless you NEED to dress up. Love your art!❤️

ANONYMOUSLY TELL ME YOUR HONEST OPINION ABOUT ME. I CAN’T REPLY, JUST PUBLISH.

[sebastianshaw]

Ya know that Big Bird meme where he just busts down the door. JUST I AM ALSO HERE! Big Cyclops energy just: AND ALSO ME! Every time I think of them it's always in caps lock. And the inability to fucking chill, not in a bad way, just you've committed. Biggest queer keysmash energy

@meretrixious‘s boyfriend about me/this account

[amoges]

Taken from Tobin and taken from Press :’(

[jazzering]

Lesbyler

yes I'd say so