#completely normal?

[our-lady-of-rhythms-and-yellows]

Consider this, both a stool and a table have four legs. This means either a stool is a table or a table is a stool.

However, a stool can not be a table because it is too low. If we define a table as an object you can place your elbows on without being uncomfortable, then a stool is not a table.

This leads to our next definition:

If we define a stool as a place you can sit on, then a table is infact a stool. Therefore, I can sit on the goddamn table.

In this essay, I shall -