Why hasn't William Shatner written a book called "If Found Return to Spock" so that I can have it on my shelf next to this:

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Why hasn't William Shatner written a book called "If Found Return to Spock" so that I can have it on my shelf next to this:
I've had this idea bouncing around my head: Anti-Spock
His mother is a Vulcan, and his father is a Human. He was raised on Earth, and self-identifies as Human, but bullied for his Vulcan heritage. The other kids believed he was simply faking his emotions to fit in, but was actually cold, calculating, and uncaring. On Earth, he was always viewed as a Vulcan among Humans.
He applies to Starfleet as a ship's counselor, and the people reviewing his application gave him a glowing review, but also remarked that he had a fantastic grasp on human emotions "for a Vulcan." He angrily tells them off and storms out, and eventually lands himself a job as the Human liason on a Vulcan science ship. This is the first place where he's ever been viewed as a Human.
There's one Vulcan there, though, who's always trying to prove he's just as Vulcan as the rest of them, smugly commenting on every single time he reacts logically or expresses less than the appropriate amount of emotion. This is the ship's doctor, Opposite-McCoy.
He also befriends the ship's captain, a by-the-book Vulcan officer who depends on Anti-Spock's human impulsivity and passion to break the mold and be a better captain. This is Bizarro-Kirk.
Anyway, if I had the time to write fanfiction right now, that's what it would be.
(pssst magz is my favorite and happy birthday to her)
you always make the best gifs
THANk you dear!1
this is weird but what's the source of the gif in /post/49466894250? I can't find it
oh thats because there isn’t one
i did the gif just for that post
too far away
Yeah, but I know who you are, you’re good-looking, and you live on the same continent as me, so at least you make a stronger case than anon
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this is so spot on, it hurts me. you do know my life
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everything's the same for me oop
Do you mean you pronounce those words the same, or that they all sound the same to you when I say them?