Ngl. Toby's mom? Low-key, bit of a milf (/hj).
Good news, we see Connie again! Bad news, Toby is forever horrified of what the internet thinks of his mom!

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Ngl. Toby's mom? Low-key, bit of a milf (/hj).
Good news, we see Connie again! Bad news, Toby is forever horrified of what the internet thinks of his mom!
YOU ARE JOSH IN A GOTHIC FONT
loves everyone, funny, attractive…..
This is my most favorite ask I have ever received. Like wow, just wow. ☺️
my friend said i have werewolf like eyes.
Someone told me I radiate big fuck boy energy and I don’t know if I should be offended or not
So it’s International Women’s Day. To celebrate this fact, I decided to deliver a compliment to one of my co-workers. She’s really, really nice. Younger than me. By a good nine or ten years I think. I happened to notice this morning, during a meeting, that her skin was glowing. You know, like she’d put work into it. Not a greasy, shiny glow but a radiant, ethereal glow. She looked dope as fuck. So, this afternoon I drummed up the college to tell her. I went over and said, “So, I just wanted to let you know that you’re skin looks super radiant today. Really pretty. Like you’re glowing. I just wanted to tell you that. It’s really very pretty”.
You know those moments in westerns where the bad-ass hombre walks into the saloon and the piano player just stops and the card players drop their hands? Yeah...that just happened to me. The ENTIRE office hushed. Not in a cool, “That’s cute” way. No...in a “What the fuck did this man just say to this woman!?” way. It was genuinely as though I’d gone over and said, “I went into the bathroom earlier after you were done and I couldn’t help but find your pussy aroma still on the seat. It’s RADIANT”. Her knee-jerk reaction was to flee. I think she whispered “Thank you” but it could have been “Fuck you”. I’m not sure. This entire office has gone icy. Nobody’s talking. Especially to me. I don’t even know what to do. The sad thing? It took all of the fucking courage in the world to plow through my anxiety and say what I said. I almost had a panic attack. And I get it. I shouldn’t have said “Pretty”. Well, I’m an awkward twat and sometimes the right words don’t come to me. I’m not confident in talking to people. Especially women. I say things that don’t necessarily convey what I’m trying to say. It all comes out wrong.
Things are weird right now. I feel like Human Resources are about to send me a rather stern email or call me into a meeting. This isn’t good at all. I’m glad I’m fucking off home right now. I’ll have to face the music tomorrow so...great.
Kasey: You’re just as lame as her.
Nic: Considering I spent the whole night talking to her, I’ll take that as a compliment.
The things people say