#computer science jokes

[caines-unpaid-therapy]

rm God

rm: God does not exist

[machine-unlearning]

(youth pastor voice) All year round, you can use the A-Star algorithm to find the optimal way through a graph. But this Christmas, let us consider a star which showed the wise men the way to Bethlehem.

[raindoor]

If a binary tree wore pants

[futurebird]

Turing and Turing in a widening gyro

[thenotcanadian]

XML? No, I think you mean FML.

[fantabulouskilljoys]

God might have administrative access to my brain, but if so, I'm pretty sure she forgot the password

[psychoticlaughter]

guess where I'm not going back to

man at target: what's your major

me: computer science

man at target: what languages do you know

me: Spanish

[koimeii]

Me and my boyfriend were talking about how I'm really bad at business and im p much failing those classes yet my parents are making me minor in it and how I should switch over to computer science he says to me "dont worry may, no matter what you get an a++ in my love for you" and in response I say "don't you mean a c++" BADUM TSS