#concerninggasconade

[arseniccaudal-blog]

NEPETA: :33 < *After delivering more meat Nepeta makes her way to Kankri's office and waits for the most opportune moment to sneak in. After a small pause she is suddenly leaning on his desk and staring at him* :33

KANKRI: *he had 6een l99king 9ver at his c9mputer and s9rting s9me files 9ut when he suddenly realizes he's 6eing WATCHED* ... *turns and nearly falls 9ut 9f his chair when a nep is there* Y9u d9n't have an app9intment, Nepeta!!

NEPETA: :33 < *only blinks when he JUMPS out of his skin but she is giggling on the inside* i did knock!

KANKRI: ... Well it must have 6een an excepti9nally s9ft kn9ck as I heard nary an i9ta 9f s9und.

NEPETA: :33 < maybe mew were too busy :33

KANKRI: That is hardly a decent explainati9n c9nsidering I am quite an attentive caregiver. If I were n9t I w9uld n9t 6e any g99d at this j96 I have taken up9n myself.

NEPETA: :33 < so mewve have a lot of business lately?

KANKRI: Why yes, and the m9re tragedy 6efalls this crew, the m9re patients- I mean victims c9me t9 me in 9rder f9r me t9 help them 9ut during their em9ti9nal time 9f need. They are grateful they have 9ne such as myself t9 help them 9ut.

NEPETA: :33 < they pawre meowst defurnitely victims!

KANKRI: That they are, especially th9se that have suffered grevi9us injuries t9 69th the 69dy and mind. Alth9ugh I cann9t help with 69dily ailments, I can m9st certainly help with the later, 9f which I w9uld like t9 say I have g9tten quite g99d at.

NEPETA: :33 < aww well thats good!

NEPETA: :33 < i cant really help with those since my meowthods have b33n furrowned apawn but i can make them things fur when they get better!

KANKRI: 9h? And what 96jects were y9u thinking 9f presenting f9r them f9r when they have returned t9 health in 69th ways?

NEPETA: :33 < necklaces!

NEPETA: :33 < ive pawlready b33n handing them meowt

KANKRI: S9... a 6it 9f jewelry f9r their pain? I have t9 admit, that is a kind gesture f9r y9u t9 perf9rm, as I am sure a fine necklace is a great distracti9n, just s9 l9ng as n9ne get s9 used t9 receiving material p9sessi9ns in c9mpensati9n f9r their pain that they f9rget h9w t9 help themselves 9n their 9wn.

NEPETA: :33 < oh shush itll be fine!

NEPETA: :33 < afpurr all they should f33l purrrroud fur recofuring!

NEPETA: :33 < *is now laying more on the desk, tail sways*

KANKRI: Yes, y9u are quite right. May I perhaps see a piece 9f this fine jewelry if y9u have s9me with y9u? I w9uld just like t9 make sure that he nature 9f it is suita6le f9r every9ne else.

NEPETA: :33 < not efuryone has the same tastes though!

NEPETA: :33 < buttttt

NEPETA: :33 < i supaws mew can s33 one

NEPETA: :33 < *decaptchas and shakes the, clink clack clink clink clack clack*

KANKRI: That is a highly unusual s9und f9r a necklace. *96SERVES 6ut d9esn't reach 9ver t9 t9uch it* Did y9u make that y9urself?

NEPETA: :33 < have mew nefur had rocks or beads on a necklace? 833

NEPETA: :33 < *shakes the carved colorful bits more*

KANKRI: N9, I cann9t say that I have. I have seen them, 9f c9urse, 6ut these are quite unusual shapes y9u have here as well. Did y9u carve them y9urself?

NEPETA: :33 < why yes i did!! *proud cat, more tail sways*

KANKRI: That is a pretty pleasing j96 y9u have d9ne there. I must admit I think th9se wh9 were hurt sh9uld enj9y them greatly.

NEPETA: :DD < thank mew! i know they like it and so far theyve seemed to pawpreciate it!!

KANKRI: Ah s9 y9u have 6een making the r9unds already? *TENTS FINGERS*

NEPETA: :33 < yes! would mew like one?

NEPETA: :33 < though i do have something fur mew pawlready!

KANKRI: 9h? And what w9uld that 6e? *tents fingers*

NEPETA: :33 < *decaptchas the MEAT, and some jerky* this!!

KANKRI: Is this... meat? *eyes narr9w*

NEPETA: :33 < yes

NEPETA: :33 < i finally got enough to share with efurryone so i fixed it up really nicely!

NEPETA: :33 < *she loves fixing up nice meat it's sOOO good*

KANKRI: ... And 6y what manner 9f care was this animal 6r9ught up in?

NEPETA: :33 < *tilts head* hmm??? why?

KANKRI: 6ecause I simply refuse t9 eat any animal that did n9t live its life t9 its very fullest.

-- arsenicCaudal [AC] is now an idle chum! --

NEPETA: :33 < oh this one did have a full life!

NEPETA: :33 < a furmer lusus in fact!

NEPETA: :33 < they had the fullest life pawsible!

KANKRI: Hmm.... d9 y9u have any d9cumentati9n t9 pr9ve this?

NEPETA: :33 < furom their charge???

NEPETA: :33 < lusii dont really fill out docmewmentation with their paws

NEPETA: :33 < claws flippers

NEPETA: :33 < or other body pawrts!

KANKRI: Hm, this is true... d9 y9u perhaps have any ph9t9 evidence instead?

NEPETA: :33 < i dont carry campurras they scare a lot of animals oh no!!

KANKRI: Hmm... I supp9se I will have t9 take y9ur w9rd f9r it, at least f9r n9w. Alth9ugh I will state I am n9t sure I am c9mf9rta6le injesting the flesh 9f a creature I am uncertain 9f h9w c9mf9rta6le they were in life.

NEPETA: :33 < what????

NEPETA: :33 < is that really a thing???

KANKRI: ... Is what really "a thing"?

NEPETA: :33 < having to know pawll clawbout the animal befure eating it

KANKRI: I am appaled that y9u w9uld N9T at least make sure the animal y9u are dev9uring was at least happy 6ef9re y9u ruined its life in an untimely manner.

KANKRI: D9 y9u realize h9w 6ar6aric that is?

NEPETA: :33 < so purr instead going to give the animal a great life

NEPETA: :33 < make sure its really happy

NEPETA: :33 < and then kill it

NEPETA: :33 < hmmmmmmmmmmm

NEPETA: :33 < that doesnt sound much nicer!

NEPETA: :33 < meaner even! :OO

KANKRI: Y9u w9uld prefer an animal suffer first 6ef9re y9u ultimately end it? I fail t9 see h9w that is 6etter f9r the creature.

NEPETA: :33 < it doesnt matter in my opawnion

NEPETA: :33 < so long as its healthy i say that its happy!

NEPETA: :33 < it doesnt n33d to have a pawful lot to be that way and it doesnt make the meat taste any betpur!

KANKRI: It s9unds as if y9u d9 n9t put any th9ught int9 the lives 9f 9ther creatures whats9ever if y9u ask me.

NEPETA: :33 < but i didnt :33

KANKRI: Well then y9u really are 6ar6aric. I am appaled t9 even sit in fr9nt 9f y9u and l99k up9n y9u and all y9ur animal murdering ways.

NEPETA: :33 < oh j33z purr so pawmatic *closes eyes and rests head in arms on his desk*

NEPETA: :33 < efurrything is bawrbaric to mew even when its not

NEPETA: :33 < mew must nefur have fun

KANKRI: S9 much 9f what 9thers call fun is harmful t9 9thers that exist in the universe s9 y9ur particular 6rand 9f fun I find m9re harmful than g99d.

NEPETA: :33 < thats a dumb opawnion

NEPETA: :33 < ive nefur harmed anyone befur so its not even an opinion!

NEPETA: :33 < its just wrong!

KANKRI: I highly d9u6t y9u have lived y9ur life and never harmed a single s9ul.

NEPETA: :33 < im a bounty hunter so of course ive hurt peopawl but not peopawl i wasnt hunting!

KANKRI: I cann9t 6elieve y9u fail t9 see everything wr9ng in what y9u just stated, alth9ugh may6e I sh9uld n9t 6ecause y9u are clearly quite ign9rant in the practice 9f peace, which I find highly pr96lematic.

NEPETA: :33 < *raises eyebrow but doesn't open eyes* im not ignorant im realistic

NEPETA: :33 < i wouldnt really call mew ignorant beclaws im not a big dumb jerk

NEPETA: :33 < BUT i would say purr very closedmeownded

KANKRI: Tell that t9 all the pe9ple and animals y9u have helped t9 murder thr9ugh the sweeps.

NEPETA: :33 < i would but theyre dead so i cant *tail sway*

NEPETA: :33 < but if i could if tell them kankri vantas is closed meownded!

KANKRI: They might n9t think I am s9 cl9sed minded since I am clearly m9re c9ncerned with their life than y9u are.

NEPETA: :33 < no theyd purrobably kill mew furst

NEPETA: :33 < i dont s33 mew purrviving pawn your own out in a jungle or any kind of wilderness OR being useful on a hunt!

KANKRI: *yeah they pr96a6ly w9uld die 6ut HE'S N9T A69UT T9 ADMIT IT* I am n9t s9 c9nvinced. Any well learned sch9lar can read a 699k and learn a new skill 6y indulging in the c9ntents 9f its pages, s9 if the tw9 9f us were t9 ever get stuck 9ut in the wild, I c9uld survive just as well as y9u, if n9t m9res9, as I w9uld have m9re kn9wledge packed away in my think pan 9n the su6ject.

NEPETA: :33 < *opens eye* mew think so?

KANKRI: I *kn9w* s9.

NEPETA: :33 < then lets do it!! *throws up arms*

NEPETA: :33 < we can go out to the jungle on the next pawlanet were on and mew can have time to read PAWLL about suriviving in the wild

KANKRI: That is a challenge I am willing t9 take, in 9rder t9 pr9ve t9 y9u that I am a l9t m9re c9rrect 9n these su6jects than y9u are ch99sing t9 6elieve.

NEPETA: :33 < purrrrrrfect!

NEPETA: :33 < *HANDSHAKE to seal the deal*

KANKRI: *that hand is 9ut and he shakes 9n it like a MAN*

NEPETA: :33 < *shake shake shake SQUEEZE*

KANKRI: *HSFJLSKFJ* *6ites his l9wer lip in ANN9YANCE*

NEPETA: :33 < oh! so does that mean mew want the meat??? *still shaking, TOTALLY OBLIVIOUS*

KANKRI: *6ITES LIP HARDER and strainly says* Yes. I will 6e keeping the meat.

NEPETA: :33 < yay!!!

NEPETA: :33 < *lets go and gives a big smile* that makes me really happy h33h33h33

NEPETA: :33 < anyway i have more to delifur so ill have to s33 mew later!

KANKRI: Y9u as well, and try n9t t9 f9rget 9ur challenge.

NEPETA: :33 < h33h33h33 i wont!!

NEPETA: :33 < *off she go!*

KANKRI: *thar she g9*

[ironinfidelity]

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[09:15] II: So how did all of your apointments go.

[09:20] CG: Hm, I hate t9 sh99t y9u d9wn, Signless, 6ut I am n9t at li6erty t9 discuss app9intments with 9thers, even with s9me9ne as n9ta6le as y9urself.

[09:21] II: I meant in general, I am not really interested in strangers personal lives.

[09:21] II: For instance, did they go well? Did they make you tired? Did you get a premotion?? Etc.

[09:22] II: Which I believe is short for excetera.

[09:30] CG: I came 9ut 9f them in 9ne piece and in tact, and I am quite well and unaffected 6y them in any negative manner.

[09:30] II: Wonderful to hear.

[09:34] CG: Are y9u well as well?

[09:36] II: I'm doing alright enough. A lot has happened over the past week or so, its been keeping me busy.

[09:39] CG: D9es this perhaps have anything t9 d9 with the attack that 9ccured the 9ther day?

[09:42] II: Partially, yes. But I've recently reconnected with an old friend, so there is that, and then there is the residual paperwork that came from allying with Beforus.

[09:45] CG: Hmm, this alm9st s9unds like the s9rt 9f thing that we c9uld discuss 9ver a sessi9n.

[09:45] II: Huh? A session?

[09:48] CG: Yes, as in a c9unseling sessi9n.

[09:49] II: What? Why?? Who the hell told you I needed a counseling session!!!

[09:58] CG: It was merely a c9nclusi9n I have c9me t9 9n my 9wn 6y 96serving y9ur 6ehavi9r in this c9nversati9n thus far. It is n9t unusual f9r any9ne t9 need a c9unseling sessi9n 9r tw9 after a trauma such as that.

[10:00] II: Oh . . . Well. Yes, that makes more sense then someone just telling you that I need counseling. Which is something I certainly don't need. I am just fine.

[10:12] CG: I am still sensing a 6it 9f distress 9n y9ur end.

[10:13] II: That is the exact oposite of how I feel.

[10:26] CG: And I am sure repeating that is at least helping y9u c9pe s9mewhat, even if the effect w9uld 6e minimal.

[10:29] II: It is less then minimal. Because the issue is non-existent. One of my best friends are actualy alive, I survived a firey explosion with only a few burns, and I have no reason to need to cope with anything

[10:32] CG: I have set y9u up f9r an 9fficial app9intment t9m9rr9w, 6ut I am taking th9r9ugh n9tes 9f 9ur discussi9n, s9 d9 n9t w9rry, I will have all 9f this in mem9ry f9r 9urs sessi9n.

[10:33] II: Oh my god you what.

[10:43] CG: N9w then, pr9ceed with this supp9sed feeling 9f euph9ria y9u imply t9 6e feelig?

[10:46] II: I never said it was euphoria! Its just. . .not distressed??

[10:49] CG: H9w w9uld y9u say y9u felt as the event was 9ccuring?

[10:50] II: Freaked out and surprised?? Pretty much like everyone else.

[10:53] CG: Mmmhmm... 9kay, h9w a69ut immediately after? Is this "n9t distressed" feeling s9mething that devel9ped 9ver time 9r was it an immediate after-reacti9n?

[10:57] II: I don't know? Once it was all over I guess?? This isn't the first time I've seen life or death ambushes so it was actually familiar in a way.

[11:00] CG: Familiar?

[11:01] II: Yes. Come now, that shouldn't seem strange to hear.

[11:10] CG: I am n9t asking 6ecause it s9unds strange, I want y9u t9 discuss this familiarity further.

[11:12] II: Well with having all three of my inner circle with me, it was like the occasional highblood inquisition on older Alternia.

[11:20] CG: I see... any flash 6acks?

[08:24] II: No. No flash backs.

[08:24] CG: N9t even while y9u rest?

[08:24] II: Well. Not often.

[08:32] CG: Tell me a69ut these dream flash6acks then?

[08:37] II: What is there to tell about them?

[08:39] CG: I am sure there is plenty seeing as y9u have yet t9 tell even a single detail.

[08:39] CG: And please, d9 n9t spare any.

[08:39] II: Its just memories. Mostly times where I faced near death, or capture. Some get melded together. Others start with happy memories and then switch and deform into dayterrors. And some end with my vissions of the world burning, or myself and all my friends suffering terrible torment and eventual death.

[08:40] II: But thats just bad dreams.

[08:40] II: Everyone has those sort of things once in a while.

[08:46] CG: H9w 9ften d9 these dreams 9ccur exactly?

[08:48] II: Not often.

[08:48] II: Once, maybe twice a week?

[08:48] II: Three times if I'm stressed about something.

[08:50] CG: Actually, that is quite 9ften. The average individual 9nly has a nightmare may6e 9nce 9r twice a perigee, n9t a week. That is an alarmingly high rate, in fact.

[08:50] II: It is?

[08:53] CG: Yes, it is. All the m9re reas9n it is necessary f9r 9ur upc9ming sessi9n t9 9ccur.

[08:53] CG: This has 6een a very insightful talk.

[09:01] II: How insightful?

[09:01] CG: *Very*.

[09:01] CG: Anyway, I will 6e speaking with y9u very s99n. Unless y9u have any 9ther questi9ns I need t9 gather s9me 9f these n9tes t9gether.

[09:06] II: Uh. No I don't think I have any.

[09:06] II: Wait, what time is the appointment?

[09:34] CG: Early in the evening t9m9rr9w, s9 we can take care 9f it early 9n.

[09:35] II: Alright. Sounds fine. I'll try and be there then I suppose.

[09:35] CG: Excellent. I l99k f9rward t9 speaking with y9u then.

[09:36] II: See you tomorrow then.

[09:36] -- ironInfidelity [II] gave up trolling concerningGasconade [CG] at 21:36 --

[gnarlycradz]

[02:01] -- concerningGasconade [CG] began pestering gnarlyCradz [GC] at 14:01 --

[02:01] CG: Hell9, Latula. I trust y9u are ready f9r 9ur app9intment t9day?

[02:01] GC: oh!!!

[02:01] GC: oh fuck!

[02:01] GC: dud3 1m not 3v3n out of B3D.

[02:01] GC: holy sh1t wh3n 1s 1t?

[02:01] CG: A69ut tw9 h9urs fr9m n9wv.

[02:01] CG: *N9W

[02:01] GC: NOW?

[02:02] GC: oh two hours from.

[02:02] GC: W41T H4NG ON.

[02:02] GC: c4n 1t l1k3.

[02:02] GC: h3y hold on.

[02:02] GC: hold on 1m just gonn4. 1m l1k3.

[02:02] GC: g3tt1n dr3ss3d.

[02:02] GC: c4n 1 just sw1ng by?

[02:03] CG: Yes, y9u may swing 6y at any time 6etween n9w and then. I have cleared the rest 9f my schedule f9r t9day just f9r this 9pp9rtunity.

[02:03] GC: l1k3 th3 3NT1R3 sch3dul3 dud3?

[02:03] GC: h4ng on 1 gotz to dry my h41r.

[02:04] CG: I can wait.

[02:04] GC: 1m4 b3 th3r3 f1v3 m1nz topz.

[02:06] CG: I will 6e waiting patiently.

[02:07] GC: -1t's 4bout f1v3 m1nut3s l4t3r th4t sh3 g1v3s 4 qu1ck knock 4t h1s door.-

[02:12] CG: C9me in. *he has his chair facing away fr9m the d99r, staring up at s9me p9rtrait he has hanging 9n the wall n9w 9f tr9ll gandhi*

[02:13] GC: -Sh3 st3ps 1ns1d3, slowly.- h3h. h3y so l1k3. ok you gotz to w4lk m3 through th1s sh1t.

[02:15] CG: *SL9WLY TURNS IN CHAIR* Why yes, I can d9 as much hand h9lding as y9u require f9r this pr9cess. I will 6asically ask y9u a series 9f questi9ns and y9u will answer them t9 the 6est 9f y9ur a6ility. They will 6e 6r9ad questi9ns t9 help y9u 9pen up a69ut y9ur pent up issues y9u s9 desire t9 get 9ut in the 9pen with me and n9ne 9ther.

[02:16] GC: dud3 th4t soundz PR3TTY p4l3 tbh!

[02:28] CG: I can assure y9u it is different than an actual pale quadrant. There is n9 papping inv9lved, and zer9 inv9lvement with my having any s9rt 9f handle 9n what y9u d9 9utside 9f these sessi9ns.

[02:28] GC: th4tz w31rd. th4tz l1k3 w31rdqu4d w31rd. but y34h ok 1 g3t you.

[02:29] GC: 1 m34n l1k3 th4tz ON3 of th3 d34lz 1s th4t 1 got l1k3 NO 1D34 wh4t to do w1th 4ny of my qu4dz!

[02:29] GC: 1 th1nk my qu4dz got l1k3. tumbl3w33dz go1n through th3m.

[02:30] CG: All f9ur 9f y9ur quads? Is this an issue 9f distress f9r y9u?

[02:31] GC: probz! 1 h4d to p4y off th3 dron3z wh1ch 1s pr3tty l4m3 tbh. cuz l1k3. you know. 1 should b3 DO1N som3th1ng!!!!

[02:31] GC: 1tz just th4t th3 L4ST t1m3 1 tr13d th3 m4gz 4ll cov3r3d 1t 4nd 1t w4s SUCH 4 n1ghtm4r3.

[02:33] CG: I can see h9w that w9uld 6e an issue.

[02:34] GC: bro you c4n po1nt out 4ll 1n your prof3sh op1n1on th4t 1 4m l3g1t hotsk13z 4nd w4y sup3r d4t4bl3.

[02:34] CG: Well, I feel that 9n 69ard this particular vessel it c9uld 6e a 6it m9re private with the lack 9f press 9n 69ard.

[02:35] GC: y34h 1 p much f1g.

[02:35] GC: th4tz why th3y shov3d m3 h3r3 1n th3 f1rst pl4c3.

[02:35] GC: -sh3 snorts 4nd looks 4w4y, m4k1ng 4n ugly, un1mpr3ss3d f4c3.-

[02:35] GC: cuz you know 1t lookz l1k3 1m do1n ch4r1ty 1nst34d of just m4k1ng 4 sc3n3 4nd los1n f4nz 3v3ry t1m3 1 show up 1n pubb3rz.

[02:37] CG: Hmm, I see... is this als9 an area 9f distress? 6eing hidden away 9n 69ard a charity vessel?

[02:37] GC: 3y3d33k4ybro m4yb3 1t 1s!

[02:38] GC: m4yb3 1tz just th3 f4ct th4t th1s 1s SUCH 4 fuck1n l13 l1k3 wh4t 4m 1 3v3n do1n h3r3????

[02:40] CG: It is true y9u are n9t exaclty inv9lved with any 9f the g9ings 9ns 9n 69ard. Perhaps if y9u were helping 9ut in s9me ways this may help t9 ease y9ur mind.

[02:41] GC: -sh3 huffs, fold1ng h3r 4rms.- y34h 1 know. m4yb3. but th1s 1snt wh4t 1 3v3n W4NT3D but 1 got so m4ny contr4ctz th4t 41nt 3xp1r3d 4nd m4n4g3rz 4nd 4g3ntz 4nd wh4tnot th4t 1tz just l1k3. who 4m 1 gonn4 s4y no to?

[02:41] GC: c4n you l1k3.

[02:42] GC: c4n you l1k3 fr1gg1n 1M4G1N3 wh4t th3s3 p33pz 4r3 l1k3?

[03:19] CG: I can imagine them t9 an extent. They have great expectati9ns 9f y9u that y9u fear y9u are una6le t9 live up t9. 9r have little t9 n9 interest in living up t9 6ecause it is an ideal that just is n9t y9u, 6ut y9u have n9 ch9ice due t9 a paticular image y9u are expected t9 withh9ld.

[03:22] GC: -Sh3 sort of nods 4 f3w t1m3s 4s h3 t4lks, though sh3 1sn't r34lly follow1ng most of wh4t 1t m34ns.-

[03:22] GC: y34h th3yr3 pr3tty much douch3fuck3rz.

[03:23] CG: S9 what w9uld y9u d9 if y9u were 9utside 9f their c9ntr9l?

[03:24] GC: 1d. 1d just.

[03:24] GC: fuck 1 dunno.

[03:24] GC: 1d do wh4t 1m DO1N 1 b3t.

[03:25] GC: 1d you know. b3 th3 GN4RL13ST.

[03:29] CG: Well then, I w9uld enc9urage y9u t9 d9 just that, with9ut fear 9f what y9ur pr9ducers 6elieve y9u sh9uld d9.

[03:30] GC: w3ll th4tz p4rt of th3 br4nd 4nd 4ll.

[03:30] GC: th4tz l1k3 wh4t 1m contr4ctu4lly obl1g4t3d to b3 l1k3!!!!

[03:31] GC: -th4t 1s 4mong th3 mor3 sp3ct4cul4r of w4ys to m1ss 4 po1nt.-

[06:48] -- gnarlyCradz [GC] began pestering concerningGasconade [CG] at 18:48 --

[06:48] GC: 1tz l1k3 1m suppos3d to b3 4llz 1N YO F4C3 but 1m not sur3 1f th4tz M3 4nymor3. 4nd 1f 1t 41nt th3n shouldnt 1t b3?

[06:50] CG: Yes, precisely. If it is n9t wh9 y9u are, then that is n9t wh9 y9u sh9uld 6e, 6ut if it is h9w y9u actually feel y9u are deep d9wn, then y9u must em6race it.

[06:51] GC: -sh3 l3ts out 4 long, dr4wn out s1gh 4nd r3sts h3r h34d on h3r h4nds, l34n1ng b4ck 1n h3r ch41r 4nd c4us1ng 1t to cr34k, b4l4nc3d on only two l3gs.-

[06:51] GC: y34h. probz. ugh.

[06:57] CG: N9w then. *f9lds his hands and sets them gently 9n the desk* This s9unds a 6it like a lapse in c9nfidence t9 me, if y9u were an in y9ur face s9rt in the past, in which case, I will remind y9u t9 keep 6eing y9u and n9t t9 w9rry a69ut what 9thers feel y9u sh9uld 6e.

[07:00] GC: -Sh3 do3sn't s33m qu1t3 so conf1d3nt 1n th4t 4dv1c3, but sh3 nods 4nyw4ys.- y34h. y34h 1 d1g 1t 4nd sh1t. -Sh3 sort of sh1fts 1n h3r s34t 4nd l3ts h3r 4rms drop.-

[07:00] GC: 1m gonn4 go 4nd t3ll thos3 dud3z to SUCK 1T!!!!

[07:04] GC: 1 m34n 1m not r34lly sur3 WHOZ gonn4 suck WH4T or WHY but th4tz wh4t 1m gonn4 t3ll th3m!

[07:05] CG: Excellent, just 6e sure t9 let them d9wn gently at the same time and attemp t9 n9t engage in any 6ehavi9r t99 pr96lematic.

[07:06] GC: uh. y34h! th4t 4lso! 1 gu3ss.

[07:13] CG: N9w then. W9uld y9u like t9 schedule a sec9nd sessi9n f9r after y9u have attempted this freeing meth9d?

[07:14] GC: -bl4nk st4r3 for 4 f3w s3conds.- yyy...y333s?

[07:16] CG: *pulls 9ut his schedule 699k and l99ks thr9ugh it* N9w then lets make a n9te 9f this... *write write* N9w then, was there anything else 9n y9ur mind f9r t9day?

[07:16] GC: 1 GU3SS not bro. 1 m34n 1 c4nt th1nk of 4nyth1ng.

[07:17] CG: Excellent. I c9nsider this a j96 well d9ne, then. *puts the n9te699k away and returns t9 f9lding his hands 9n the desk* I wish y9u will until next time then.

[07:21] GC: uh. y34h! sur3!!!! 1 m1ght l1k3. g1v3 you 4 l1l r1ng of my own b3for3 th3n you know?

[07:22] CG: That is perfectly fine if y9u ch99se t9 d9 s9.

[07:22] GC: 4lr1ght!!!!

[07:27] GC: -Sh3 scr4mbl3s up out of h3r ch41r 4nd puts up h3r h4nd.- 1 f33l w4y b3tt3r 4lr34dy!!!! -th4t 1s 4LMOST tru3. m4yb3.- dont l34v3 m3 h4ng1n bro!

[07:29] CG: I will try my hardest n9t t99. Take care, Latula. *gives her a light wave*

[07:32] GC: -WO4H WO4H WO4H. non3 of th1s L1GHT W4V3 b1zn4sty. 1f h1s h4nd 1s up, sh3's go1ng to H1GH F1V3 1T.-

[07:32] CG: *JLKSJFKLSFJLFLSFS* *that's g9ing t9 sting f9r a 6ig* URK. Yes.

[07:32] GC: h4 h4! Y3S!

[07:32] GC: -Sh3 1s SO out of th3r3!!!!0

[07:33] CG: *AND THERE SHE G9*

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[05:57] -- arsenicCaudal [AC] began pestering concerningGasconade [CG] at 17:57 --

[05:59] AC: :33 < *Nepeta stands over a sink in the bathroom, her jacket is tied around her waist as she's wrist-d33p and a dark red liquid that she's sloshing around. Humming away while Spiny chews on her treat at Nepeta's f33t.*

[06:02] CG: *He needs t9 take a tinkle in the little tr9lls r99m, and walks in fr9m his 9ffice, headed f9r the t9ilets, 6ut st9ps when he sees Nepeta messing ar9und in the sink* Graci9us, this l99ks like a highly pr96lematic situati9n.

[06:04] AC: :33 < *Her ear flicks and she turns and smiles at him* hi kanpurri!

[06:12] CG: Greetins Nepeta. What 9n 6ef9rus are y9u d9ing in this sink? Is this n9t s9mething y9u c9uld have d9ne within the c9nfines 9f y9ur d9rms 9r did y9u h9nestly have t9 create a full 6l9wn mess in that sink? What if it stains? Y9u d9 n9t kn9w that it will n9t. And n9t t9 menti9n the num6er 9f tr9lls wh9 may walk in and get the wr9ng impressi9n. If I were n9t as 96servant as I am I might have mis

[06:12] CG: taken that f9r s9mething quite different, and even n9w I am finding myself half d9u6ting that it is n9t actual 6l99d c9ntained within the sink there. tw: 6l99d tw: 69dily fluids.

[06:18] AC: :33 < h33h33h33 its not blood and i dont have anything in my block to dye fapurrics in! *pulls out a length of cloth then pushes it back in the liquid* why would i fill the sink with blood and splash pawround in it???

[06:19] AC: :33 < its not mewsday! *grin*

[06:23] CG: I am quite aware 9f this fact, Nepeta, 6ut I cann9t say that there will n9t 6e 9thers gracing the interi9r 9f this a6luti9n 6l9ck that will get the wr9ng idea up9n entry and fall faint 9r gravely ill and the 9nly individual wh9 w9uld 6e t9 6lame in that instance is y9urself.

[06:24] CG: Really, y9u sh9uld 6e m9re careful than t9 6ring this m9r6id a scene in pu6lic.

[06:30] AC: :33 < oh pawlease! its just a little dye! and if they were going to faint ofur a little blood they might be in the wrong line of work! *continues to push around the fabric*

[06:30] CG: Y9u are f9rgetting we have many the civilian 9n 69ard wh9's 9nly purp9se in 6eing 9n 69ard is t9 travel fr9m their starting destinati9n t9 an9ther.

[06:32] AC: :33 < most of the civilians have s33n a pawful lot of blood there arent so many planets where its peopawl are sensitive to it!

[06:32] AC: :33 < *thinks and sloshes* hmmmm

[06:32] AC: :33 < yeah! im sure they have!

[06:39] CG: That is a gr9ss assumpti9n and I find it highly pr96lematic h9w unaware 9f the pr96lematics 9f this situati9n y9u are and I am feeling a 6it like a lecture may 6e in 9rder.

[06:43] AC: :33 < *raspberries at the air* if anyone in pawrticular is sensitive to blood or whatefur then ill just apawlogize or something

[06:43] AC: :33 < even though this isnt blood

[06:48] CG: Hm. I supp9se an ap9l9gy may help 6ut if there is any em9ti9nal damage that ensues I will 6e giving y9u a firm lecture that is t9pped 9ff with the cherry 9f "I t9ld y9u s9".

[06:49] AC: :33 < h33h33h33 i doubt it but mew save that lectpurr!

[06:49] AC: :33 < even though it sounds more like purr more concerned with being right than the purrsons f33lings *sideglances*

[06:57] CG: 9f c9urse I am c9ncerned with the pers9ns feelings! If I weren't I w9uld n9t even 6egin t9 c9rrect individuals 9n the wr9ngness 9f their pr96lematics they s9 willingly inflict up9n the w9rld.

[07:00] AC: :33 < i dont know mew still s33m like one of those peopawl that likes to be right.... and hear themselves *pulls out the cloth and checks the color*

[07:05] CG: Excuse me? N9w y9u are taking senseless ja6s in the dark as there is n9 manner 9f schenaniganry as that g9ing 9n in my quest f9r universal pr96lematic extincti9n.

[07:11] AC: :33 < mmmmmmm

[07:12] AC: :33 < im not sure if its so much in the dark!

[07:12] AC: :33 < purrobably more like dimish light

[07:21] CG: Y9ur sarcasm will 6e ign9red and dismissed as a childish m9ve 9n y9ur 6ehalf. At any rate, y9u really need t9 get this cleaned up and 6e sure t9 use 6leach s9 as t9 get that c9l9rati9n fluid 9ut 9f the rinsing 6asin.

[07:26] AC: :33 < childish like i told mew sos? :3D

[07:27] AC: :33 < or are those purrhaps.... MORE childish?

[07:29] CG: It is far m9re childish, and declaring "I t9ld y9u s9" is far fr9m 6eing a childish statement. If anything it is the 9pp9site seeing as many auth9ritative guardians enj9y using that temin9l9gy.

[07:30] AC: :33 < mature people dont have too rub in that they were right!

[07:30] AC: :33 < its just a thing

[07:44] CG: It is n9t a matter 9f ru66ing it in, it is stating a fact t9 emphasize that y9u sh9uld have listened in the first place and n9thing m9re.

[07:46] AC: :33 < that defurnitely sounds like rubbing in

[07:46] AC: :33 < that they should just listen to mew instead of having their own ideas

[07:46] AC: :33 < *looks over the fabric again then starts to RING it out, its a nice color now*

[07:47] CG: This is a matter 9f watching y9ur step s9 that y9u d9 n9t 9ffend 9thers and cause maj9r psych9l9gical damage and y9u are 6eing quite negligent 9f the pr9spect 9f that happening.

[07:48] AC: :33 < i havent pawffended anyone yet! so id say im doing purrrrrrrretty well!

[07:54] CG: Tell me, Nepeta, w9uld y9u g9 ar9und declaring 9ffensive language 6ut 9nly until y9u said it t9 s9me9ne y9u 9ffended?

[08:02] AC: :33 < what like purrsing?

[08:04] CG: I am mainly referring t9 slurrs.

[08:04] CG: 6ut yes, cursing can fit the 6ill as well.

[08:06] AC: :33 < *drains the sink and thinks about it, her tail swishing under her jacket* hmm well if someone had a purroblem with what i said then i would stop!

[08:06] AC: :33 < like i dont curse in furront of my meowrail anymore beclaws he doesnt like that X33

[08:07] CG: S9 y9u are saying y9u w9uld willfully use a slur just as l9ng as y9u knew n9 9ne ar9und y9u wh9 had a pr96lem with it.

[08:07] CG: I am highly disapp9inted in y9u.

[08:09] AC: :33 < two things! *shoots out two, red and wet fingers.*

[08:10] AC: :33 < *does her very best Kankri imPURRsonation, stiff upper lip and straightens posture* one pursing isnt under the category of a slur and slurs are supur mean so i wouldnt do that

[08:10] AC: :33 < and two!

[08:12] AC: :33 < *stands in front of him, on her best tip toes but he's got a good few inches on her* mew cant be too highly dispawpointed furom down here

[08:17] CG: I was stating fr9m the 6eginning that the usage 9f slurs is the example I was g9ing f9r and it is y9ur 9wn fault y9u were n9t paying attenti9n t9 that. And sec9nd, it was an example 9f s9mething y9u w9uld n9t just g9 ar9und d9ing. Y9u are drawing assumpti9n 6ef9re the example is even fully stated, which is an incredi6ly, there is n9 way t9 put this p9litely, dense way 9f thinking.

[08:21] AC: :33 < but mew literally just said a second ago that mew thought i would willfully use a slur if the purrson who didnt have the purroblem with it was pawround and i said purrses werent slurs

[08:22] AC: :33 < *blink blink*

[08:37] CG: All9w me t9 repeat myself. I asked if y9u w9uld use 9ffensive language and when I clarified that I meant slurs *y9u* were the 9ne wh9 started talking a69ut curses. Yes, cursing can 6e 9ffensive as well, 6ut I was speaking a69ut slurs this entire time, and y9u stated that y9u had n9 pr96lem using f9ul language.

[08:37] CG: Please n9te that I never 9nce changed the t9pic I was speaking a69ut.

[08:37] CG: And it is n9t my pr96lem that y9u were unwilling t9 listen t9 my w9rds.

[08:39] AC: :33 < *slow blink, for an adorable squishy beforan citizen that was safe from natural selection he's a butt* mew changed the subject beclaws mew make a mistake

[08:43] CG: N9, I was trying t9 give y9u an example y9u may 6e m9re capa6le 9f understanding since y9u clearly d9 n9t see anything wr9ng with p9uring 9ffensively c9l9red dye all 9ver the place. Using language as a similar issue and relating it t9 the matter at hand. It was n9t a su6ject change, y9u were n9t all9wing me t9 finish making my p9int 6ef9re attempting t9 pick it apart.

[08:44] AC: :33 < :II. . . . *touches his uniform jacket with her wet hand*

[08:44] CG: !!!!!!!

[08:44] AC: :OO < oh gosh! how terripawl!!!

[08:45] CG: Y9u have *s9iled* my *unif9rm*!!!!!

[08:45] AC: :33 < its black

[08:46] CG: The shit I have 9n underneath is *n9t*!!!

[08:47] AC: :33 < is it white?

[08:48] CG: YES.

[08:48] AC: :33 < *SNK*

[08:49] AC: :JJ < oh nooooooooooo

[08:53] CG: This will take *f9rever* t9 get 9ut!!! If at all! *he starts st9rming 9ut 9f the 6athr99m, n9t even taking his tinkle. He's t99 ann9yed t9 remme6er he had t9 g9 in the first place*

[08:54] AC: :33 < *waits* . . . . .*giggles up a storm, what an angry nerd*

[09:00] CG: *HURUMPHS 6ef9re st9rming the rest 9f the way 9ut*

[09:05] -- arsenicCaudal [AC] ceased pestering concerningGasconade [CG] at 21:05 --

[artifactualannihilation]

-- artifactualAnnihilation [AA] began trolling concerningGasconade [CG] at 17:35 --

AA: hell0

CG: 9h, hell9. Are y9u perhaps a grieving victim in need 9f s9me c9unceling, 9r have y9u c9me t9 me seeking guidance in s9me 9ther area?

CG: I must warn y9u my schedule is pretty full f9r t9day.

AA: n0

AA: y0ur pamphlets d0nt make much sense t0 me

AA: i l00ked at them

CG: 9h? S9 y9u have questi9ns?

AA: n0 i understand them

AA: but what d0 y0u d0 when y0u are n0t grieving

CG: Well if y9u are n9t grieving then y9u are hardly in need 9f my aid.

AA: what d0 y0u d0 when y0u are n0t feeling anything

CG: That is definitely s9mething that sh9uld 6e discussed during an actual sessi9n as explaining the intricacies in here c9uld take quite s9me time.

CG: Which I w9uld n9rmally 6e m9re than willing t9 give y9u, 6ut there are quite a few grieving individuals as 9f right n9w.

AA: i cant attend a sessi0n

CG: I can understand if y9u are 6usy, 6ut if part 9f the issue is a reluctance t9 sh9w 9neself 9utside 9f their r99m, we can schedule an 9nline sessi9n and discuss y9ur ag9raph96ia 9n t9p 9f this n9n-feeling that is plaguing y9u.

AA: n0 i mean

AA: y0u w0nt be able t0 see me

CG: I find it very pr96lematic that y9u w9uld assume I am sight challenged, since my sight is very much in the range 9f twenty twenty visi9n. I d9 h9pe this is n9t a claim y9u g9 ar9und stating at every9ne y9u meet as it is quite pr96lematic.

AA: im n0t assuming that

AA: n0 0ne can see me

AA: its n0t just y0u

CG: Hm... I am definitely g9ing t9 put y9u d9wn f9r an app9intment t9m9rr9w, this is s9unding quite seri9us.

CG: I will say that y9u sh9uld n9t feel s9 d9wn a69ut y9ursef, I am sure there is s9me9ne 9ut there wh9 n9tices y9u.

AA: n0 i am invisible

AA: c0mpletely invisible

AA: i am als0 dead

CG: Y9u sh9uld stave 9ff that negative talk f9r as l9ng as y9u are a6le, and 6e sure n9t t9 d9 anything 6rash.

AA: but its true

CG: There there. I d9 n9t participate in the act 9f r9leplaying 6ut imagine I am patting y9ur 6ack a69ut n9w in the m9st plat9nic, n9n-pale way imagina6le.

AA: 0_0

AA: y0u realize y0ur hand w0uld g0 right thr0ugh me

CG: I have y9u d9wn f9r an app9intment at five hundred h9urs. And again, if y9u are w9rried a69ut leaving y9ur r99m y9u will n9t have t9, we can speak 9ver 9ur client here.

AA: y0u w0nt see me

AA: 0h

AA: 0k

AA: i guess

CG: N9w, chin up there, and I will speak with y9u t9m9rr9w.

AA: 0k

AA: i guess

CG: G99d6ye.

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[arseniccaudal-blog]

KANKRI: *he's walking d9wn the hall after getting s9me lunch, his schedule pretty packed with pe9ple needing app9intments, m9st w9rried 9ver the news 9f 69th what's 6een g9ing 9n 9n 6ef9rus and rum9rs 9f a civilian dying*

NEPETA: :33 < *Nepeta's actually b33n on a hunting trip to expend some engery. She was returning and something was... different. There was a different smell in the air. She couldn't f33l as excited about her GREAT haul as she did when she first left the forest. Her clothes are filthy and she's looking pretty dirty herself as she looks around and tries to niff out what's going on*

NEPETA: :33 < *When she spots Kankri she runs on over through the Atrium to catch him* hi!

KANKRI: *6links an l99ks 9ver at her as he walks* 9h, hell9 Nepeta.

NEPETA: :33 < *She beams at him* its b33n a while since ive s33n mew!

KANKRI: Indeed it has. I daresay I've 6een quite 6usy with all the happenings that have 6een g9ing 9n the past few weeks.

NEPETA: :33 < right! pur furom here and your pawrdian is um.... fairly close to the purroblems

KANKRI: ... Right. S9 y9u heard a69ut that.

NEPETA: :33 < its purretty hard to have not heard about it!

KANKRI: Hmm... I supp9se it w9uld 6e c9nsidering h9w 69ldly she declared it while at that gala a c9upld weeks ag9.

NEPETA: :33 < exactly! thats where i saw the two of mew catually

NEPETA: :33 < have things impurroved a bit since then?

KANKRI: It seems s9, alth9ugh I unf9rtunately am lacking in updates in regards t9 h9w the pr9ducti9n 9f a new p9wer s9urce is g9ing.

NEPETA: :33 < oh hmm

NEPETA: :33 < that i havent heard much of but i havent b33n pawround

NEPETA: :33 < i can ask my meowrail when i talk to him if mew like

NEPETA: :33 < hes pawrt of the team that helped with that i think!

KANKRI: Ah, s9 y9u're me9w- er, m9irails with an engineer.

NEPETA: :33 < *brings up her arms and FLEXES beneath her jacket- the strongest!!

KANKRI: Hm. I highly d9u6t that. N9t t9 say s9mething gr9ssly castest 6ut it is scientifically pr9ven that th9se 9f a c9lder 6l99dtype than y9ur 9wn are 6i9l9gically str9nger than y9urself.

NEPETA: :33 < well duh! i mean hes REALLY strong

NEPETA: :33 < even fur his caste

NEPETA: :33 < hes supurrrr strong!

NEPETA: :33 < i saw him knock the bell at the fair clean off! *throws her hands up and makes a fading DIIiinnnggg noise*

KANKRI: Hm. S9 he felt the need t9 destr9y pr9perty at a pu6lic place. I d9 h9pe he was ticketed f9r that, 6ecause I f9r 9ne w9uld n9t have st99d f9r that had I 69rn witness.

NEPETA: :33 < oh shush it was cool!

NEPETA: :33 < plus its not like he goes pawround wrecking efurything or things at all!

NEPETA: :33 < it was a strength tester and he wanted to test his strength

NEPETA: :33 < *she lifts a finger and tries to look very wise* that! is the intended use!

KANKRI: I sure h9pe he paid the pr9priet9rs 9f said park then, f9r destr9ying their strength testing machine. *eyes her*

NEPETA: :33 < he didnt destroy it he used it purroperly like efuryone else

NEPETA: :33 < wouldnt it be unfair to make him pay fur who he is?

KANKRI: He destr9yed it.

NEPETA: :33 < *turns to Kankri and raises an eyebrow* so yes charge him fur who he is?

KANKRI: There is n9thing unfair a69ut paying f9r pr9perty 9wned 6y an9ther 6eing that y9u wrecked, intenti9nally 9r 9therwise.

NEPETA: :33 < ...so.... yes?

KANKRI: Yes, Nepeta. Just 6ecause s9me9ne is a certain way in n9 way means they are a6s9lved 9f any resp9nsi6ility f9r any destructi9n 9r hurt it causes.

NEPETA: :33 < then i purroclaim taxes on all cute peopawl on board!

NEPETA: :33 < distracting other people with their cuteness!

NEPETA: :33 < thats a very serious liability

NEPETA: :33 < *nods and crosses her arms*

KANKRI: Hmm... *L99KS AS IF HE'S SERI9USLT C9NSIDERING THIS*

NEPETA: :33 < *she sticks out her hand* pay up!

NEPETA: :33 < *Kankri isn't on the decision committ33, just Nep*

KANKRI: ... *JAW DR9PS* Excuse me?!

NEPETA: :33 < *points to her palm with her other finger* mew heard me pay the tax!

NEPETA: :33 < the tax is now in meowtion!

KANKRI: I am m9st certainly n9t paying y9u anything! I haven't heard a w9rd a69ut myself distracting any9ne.

KANKRI: If anything y9u are the 9ne distracting me!

NEPETA: :33 < *gasp! she pulls her hands back to her mouth and totally does the thing, looking up at him with those big olive eyes. Her wrist is curled in just under her chin with the baggy sl33ve falling to the middle of her arm* are mew saying...

NEPETA: :33 < im

NEPETA: :33 < cute????????? *eyeshine*

KANKRI: N9! Y9u are preventing me fr9m getting t9 my 9ffice with this c9nversati9n. I can assure y9u I am quite celi6ate, s9 I w9uld never g9 ar9und implying such a flirtari9us thing as that.

NEPETA: :33 < h33h33h33h33 im not purrventing mew im walking with you

NEPETA: :33 < plus i wasnt even flirting!

NEPETA: :33 < calling someone cute isnt flirting

KANKRI: Y9u implied I was.

NEPETA: :33 < its stating facts!

KANKRI: 9thers may get the wr9ng idea and perceive it as such.

NEPETA: :33 < no they wont unless theyre really really despawrate fur drama!

KANKRI: I think y9u are underestimating the desperati9n 9f many individuals that exist within this universe. I have seen tr9lls misinterpret intenti9ns 9ver less.

NEPETA: :33 < yeah but none of those pawre on the ship

NEPETA: :33 < and even if they were we just beat them up! *makes fists, jab jab*

KANKRI: Hm, y9u cann9t seri9usly 6e trying t9 say y9u kn9w every individual 9n 69ard this ship.

NEPETA: :33 < *grins*

KANKRI: D9 y9u, Nepeta? D9 y9u?

NEPETA: :33 < mew should s33 my shipping wall *very proud*

KANKRI: That s9unds highly distastful.

NEPETA: :33 < *shrugs* if mew think so i think its great!

KANKRI: ... Y9u think its great that I find y9ur shipping wall distasteful. Y9u are a very strange girl.

NEPETA: :33 < no no im saying MEH *shrugs* to if mew think its distasteful

NEPETA: :33 < but i think that its great

KANKRI: *shakes his head* D9 y9u n9t see h9w distur6ing it is t9 ship y9ur 9wn friends?

NEPETA: :33 < nope!

NEPETA: :33 < i dont think its disturbing at all

KANKRI: It seems as if I may have t9 devel9p a serm9n specifically f9r discussing the c9mplexities 9f the negative nature 9f y9ur shipping walls inv9lving real life pe9ple.

NEPETA: :33 < im not going to listen to a sermon! why cant mew talk to me?

NEPETA: :33 < (not that ill stop shipping) but still!

KANKRI: I w9uld 6e talking and discussing with y9u physically.

NEPETA: :33 < but its not a confursation

KANKRI: 9f all the things we c9uld 6e arguing 9ver, that is what y9u latch 9nt9.

KANKRI: Er, I mean discussing.

NEPETA: :33 < h33h33h33 pawrguing or disclawsing?

KANKRI: Discussing.

NEPETA: :33 < why are mew uncomfurtable with pawrguing but purrmons are okay?

KANKRI: I am n9t unc9mf9rta6le with arguing, y9u are misinterpreting what I am getting at here.

NEPETA: :33 < but mew said pawrguing

KANKRI: Yes, I menti9ned arguing, 6ut I realized I was misla6eling the discussi9n we are having right n9w.

NEPETA: :33 < what are the spawcific requirements of a pawrguement *tents fingers*

KANKRI: 9ne where are are heatedly de6ating a su6ject, when neither 9f us are heated 9ver the nature 9f what we are discussing.

NEPETA: :33 < i think theres just a lot of negative connotations behind "pawrgue"

KANKRI: W9uld y9u define 9ur current c9nversati9n as an argument?

NEPETA: :33 < no :33

KANKRI: Well there y9u g9.

NEPETA: :33 < well now were talking pawbout arguements

NEPETA: :33 < its technIclawly our purrent conversation

KANKRI: 6ut even 6ef9re w9uld y9u define what we were discussing an arguement? 6ecause I think n9t.

NEPETA: :33 < to be fair mew think a lot of things!

KANKRI: Answer the questi9n.

NEPETA: :33 < *tail sway as she taps her chin* hmmmmmmm

NEPETA: :33 < *more tail swaying*

NEPETA: :33 < *inhale* hmmmmmmmmmm

NEPETA: :33 < no

NEPETA: :33 < i wont answer the question

NEPETA: :33 < *nods decisively*

KANKRI: Hm, s9 y9u have decided t9 6e difficult.

NEPETA: :33 < i decided that mew cant tell me what to do!

KANKRI: Well y9u will have t9 dr9p that attitude 9nce y9u end up 9n the 9ther end 9f the desk during s9me dispute y9u wind up getting y9urself int9 tr9u6le with an9ther individual 9n 69ard due t9 y9ur shipping schenanigans.

NEPETA: :33 < but i nefur get into trouble with anyone! :))

KANKRI: Y9u say that n9w.

KANKRI: And yet here we are.

NEPETA: :33 < am i getting in trouble with mew?

KANKRI: Just a tad.

NEPETA: :33 < i can live with that! at least its not so bad!

NEPETA: :33 < and even if it were *raspberries and shrugs*

KANKRI: *R9LLS HIS EYES* I have much m9re imp9rtant things I c9uld 6e d9ing right n9w. *c9ntinues 9n his way*

NEPETA: :33 < h33h33h33 like more purrmons? *she stretches, ah that familiar healthy layer of dirt she's missed it* but i do n33d to get settles with my new things

NEPETA: :33 < mew have a nice lunch even though its purrobably cold by meow! *she turns on her h33l and waves to go back to the rooms*

KANKRI: Yes, thank y9u, Nepeta. *he turns and starts WALKING AWAY 6ack t9wards his 9ffice*

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CG: *He's STR9LLING AL9NG THE HALL, putting up fliers f9r s9me seminar he's planning 9n h9sting 9n the imp9rtance 9f 6eing earnest with every9ne ar9und y9u.*

TG: -dave's walking through the hall at this moment, and he takes this opportunity to just hover over this other dude to see the flyer- what the fuck is that

CG: It is clearly a flyer, alth9ugh f9rgive any assumpti9ns 9n my part as t9 the state 9f y9ur eyesight. *he glances up at Dave and raises a 6r9w* If y9u need help reading what is c9ntained 9n the flyer I am m9re than willing t9 assist y9u with it.

TG: no dude i can read

TG: i cant believe you just called me blind

TG: ok so

TG: this is a seminar

TG: on being earnest

TG: isnt that a play

TG: or a book or some shit

TG: importance of being earnest

TG: oh man are you doing some one man monologue show

TG: thats ballsy dude

CG: Is it a play? I was n9t aware 9f this, alth9ugh n9, it is n9t a play, 6ut the idea 9f putting 9n a 9ne man m9n9l9gue sh9w d9es s9und like it c9uld p9tentially 6e entertaining. 6ut n9, this is n9t an entertainment seminar, it is in fact, it is 9ne 9f the inf9rmati9nal s9rt. As there has 6een quite a l9t 9f 9ffensive talk g9ing ar9und...

TG: what the fuck

TG: offensive talk

TG: no shit

CG: Yes. 9ffensive talk. W9rds that must 6e av9ided speaking 9f during 9ur time 9n 6ef9rus, which just s9 happens t9 6e my h9me.

TG: what are the words

CG: Well first 9f all there has 6een s9me 9ffensive language when referring t9 tr9lls 9f varying castes and rather than referring t9 them as p9litically c9rrect terms such as 6U9Y, 9JA, CIP, and R9yal-V, the slander9us "L9w6l99d, Mid6l99d, and High6l99d" terms are 6eing t9ssed ar9und like n9 9ne has even heard 9f them.

CG: S9 I will 6e very earnest with all 9f y9u 9n h9w th9se terms needs c9mpletely d9ne away with and the p9litically c9rrect terms sh9uld replace them in all 9f y9ur v9ca6ularies.

TG: so youre just gonna talk them out of it

CG: Sir, y9u are gr9ssly underinterpretting the p9int in the seminar. *his 6r9w is raising*

CG: It isn't just *qu9tey fingers* "talking them 9ut 9f it". It is p9inting 9ut the pr96lematics that can 9ccur as a result 9f using such 9ffensive language. N9t that I sh9uld expect a human like y9u t9 understand the degredati9n that c9mes with 6eing referred t9 as a "l9w6l99d", which implies there is s9me manner 9f rank f9r 6eing 69rn different.

TG: a human like me huh

TG: isnt that an offensive statement

CG: *M9RE 6R9W RAISING* If y9u are fighting t9 find pr96lematics in my 9wn w9rds 6ecause y9u are eager t9 turn what I am saying int9 s9me kind 9f prank, y9u are part 9f the pr96lem.

CG: As y9u are a human it is n9t wr9ng t9 assume y9u d9 n9t understand tr9ll culture.

TG: you are really mouthy you know that

CG: If y9u w9uld like f9r me t9 use an example y9u w 9uld understand s9 that y9u can see h9w 9ffensive and cl9sed minded it is, think 9f it as similar t9 racial differences am9ngst humans.

TG: oh my god shut up

CG: N9, clearly y9u d9 n9t understand the issue at hand and I w9uld think it 6e wise if y9u were t9 attend the seminar.

TG: i got a thing

TG: i got several things

CG: Well then, when a rep9rt ends up 9n my desk 6ecause y9u 9ffended a tr9ll 9n 69ard due t9 y9ur unwillingness t9 understand 9ther cultures, expect t9 hear an "I t9ld y9u s9."

TG: what if im wearing headphones tho

CG: That falls under 9ffensive 6ehavi9r and y9u may get written up. Regardless 9f whether y9u may 6e crew 9r civilian.

TG: if im wearing headphones

CG: Y9u were the 9ne wh9 stated the p9ssi6ility, n9t me.

TG: uh ok

TG: thats cool and everything

TG: you know what would help your posters tho

CG: I am all ears t9 any c9nstructive criticism y9u have t9 9ffer s9 l9ng as I find it p9sitive t9 what I am trying t9 g9 f9r.

TG: like maybe you should put some artistic shit on there

TG: i have a rec

TG: im gonna draw on it ok

CG: *cr9ses his arms and raises a 6r9w* Alright, I am willing t9 see this artw9rk y9u w9uld like t9 pr9duce f9r this seminar.

CG: If it c9uld inv9lve the human game 9f "6ing9" in s9me way, that w9uld help c9nsidera6ly.

TG: ok i got this

TG: -he uncapchalogues a pen and gets to work drawing geromy with his perfect open mouth and jutting out butt. there is alaso a speech bubble in comic sans style font that says "BONGO"-

TG: see now it looks at least a fuckton better

CG: Hm. Y9ur spelling leaves s9mething t9 6e desired.

TG: no its right

TG: its part of the style

TG: artistic license or whatever

CG: N9, I am quite sure it is misspelled. I will 6e sure t9 c9rrect that in upc9ming fliers.

TG: no its not

TG: its not misspelled if you mean to make it like that

CG: If a wriggler ch99ses t9 act 9ut, d9es that mean it is n9t actually acting 9ut? N9.

TG: are you calling me a wriggler

CG: I am merely using wrigglers as an example 9f what we are talking a69ut here.

TG: no look ill fix it

TG: -he immediately puts an i in. now it spells BOINGO-

TG: -and he draws sweet bro too upside down "GETTIN CRZAY"-

CG: *:|*

TG: there we go

CG: *takes the flier 6ack fr9m Dave* N9. Y9u have made it even w9rse. The su6par drawings add s9me character, 6ut I will n9t stand f9r the rampant spelling disregardati9n.

TG: ok its spelled right theres just an extra letter

CG: Which means it is spelled inc9rrectly. I will have an9ther l99k 9ver y9ur ideas here and fix it up 6ef9re I hang up the rest 9f the fliers.

TG: i can do all of your flyers for you

TG: no big

TG: im an artist

TG: im born for this shit

TG: i know what the people want dude

TG: whats your name anyway

CG: I w9uld prefer an 9ther c9py y9ur w9rk d9wn seeing as y9u have difficulties spelling and sh9w n9 desire t9 impr9ve it. And my name is Kankri Vantas.

TG: i already said artistic license

CG: N9. It is my seminar and I kn9w what I want. *gives dave a curt n9d* I will see y9u again at my seminar.

TG: who said i was going

CG: Y9u will 6e g9ing. *he starts t9 walk away with the fliers*

TG: ill go if you let me edit your flyers

CG: *HE'S WALKIN AWWAAY* N9.

TG: -he just kind of watches him walk off and then shrugs- your loss then dude

TG: your loss

CG: *AND HE G9NE*

TG: -BYE KANKRI-

CG: *6YYEE*

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[08:55] -- artifactualAnnihilation [AA] began trolling concerningGasconade [CG] at 20:55 --

[08:55] AA: hi there!

[08:55] AA: i have yet to introduce myself to you

[08:55] AA: but my name is aradia megido

[09:03] CG: Ah, hell9 there Aradia Megid9. If y9u are speaking with me with c9unseling needs, my services are temp9rarily 9n h9ld until further n9tice, alth9ugh I can get 6ack t9 y9u as s99n as I am availa6le again.

[09:03] AA: oh no i have no counseling needs!

[09:04] AA: i just wanted to say hello

[09:04] CG: Well then, hell9 there, Aradia.

[09:05] AA: you are kankri right?

[09:10] CG: Why yes, I am. F9rgive me f9r my sh9rt resp9nces right n9w, I am currently quite 6usy with s9me fairly sensitive matters and was n9t expecting any9ne t9 "chat me up", as 9ne might say.

[09:11] AA: oh well i can come back another time!

[09:12] CG: Yes, that may 6e... 6est. I will 6e sure t9 get 6ack t9 y9u 9nce I can.

[09:13] AA: ok!

[09:13] AA: sounds great

[09:13] AA: good luck!

[09:17] CG: Thank y9u, I d9 appreciate it.

[09:17] CG: Farewell, Aradia.

[09:17] AA: bye!

[09:18] -- concerningGasconade [CG] gave up trolling artifactualAnnihilation [AA] at 21:18 --