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📱 vriska

b4b4b4b3zzz... h4h4 sorry 1m just th1nk1n 4bout sh1t. w3 us3d to h4ng out mor3 yknow???? w3 should l1k3. c4tch up or som3th1n h4h4. >8P

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📱 [Roxbox]

1f 1 c4nt sl33p th3n you c4nt 31th3r b4b3sk1ll3t th4tz just th3 rul3z. >8P th3 only lull4by3 th4tll work 1s th3 sound of m3 pwn1ng you sooo. b3tt3r g3t out h3r3. >8]

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[gnarlycradz]

🌺 (Mituna and Bruncle)

Mituna makes her feel like a person.  It is strange, and difficult for her to describe, but she spent a long time prior to the UU as an overworked, overexposed celebrity.  Her constant touring and strenuous shows and tooth-rattling anxiety left her kind of a mess, but Mituna always knows when to distract her, or give a word of encouragement, or just help her think straight for a few seconds when her mind won’t let her relax.    She’s spent so long cultivating her image and forcing herself to live up to its incredible demands, having someone she can relax with who accepts her is invaluable to her.  

She adores his completely vulgar sense of humor, the unmitigated shit-talking and the fact that he doesn’t actually treat her any different based on her gender.  The fact that she’d spent so long being the GAME GRL drilled a lot of negative tendencies into her brain, after all.  He is remarkably selfless and though she wasn’t there for him during the attack, he pushed himself well past his limits for the sake of everyone aboard the ship-- and she can’t possibly admire him enough for it.  It’s something that makes her really struggle to be useful to the crew, despite how poor she is at it, just knowing what he was willing to do.  

He is adorable, too.  The cutest hair.  Cute face.  Cute butt.  

Latula doesn’t have too much to say about Bruncle.  He’s a cool dude as far as he knows.  Cool for ever having worked for Skellington (Or.  Like.  BEING skellington?  She’s kinda unclear on that).  The point is, though, the dude’s really fucking sweet and nothing she’s seen so far has contradicted that.

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🌺 vriska

Latula’s definitely had some help from her when it comes to her confidence and anxiety.  They are pretty good for each other, in a bad sort of way.  She still appreciates her sense of adventure and her ambition, even if she feels like they put her in danger way too often.  

[gnarlycradz]

🌺

How could she not love a dedicated fan??? Robbing an entire vending machine was the tops, too. This guy is PRETTY RAD for a poser so she's willing to hang around this cool dude for the ambience alone. Plus he's with Roxy or whatever so he can't be that bad.

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[gnarlycradz]

On Xmas day, Terezi’s roomie is left with a small package. Inside is a hardcore gaming headset to match Mituna’s except the color is in her teal.

[gnarlycradz]

*on this Christmas morn, LATULA will awake to a gift wrapped up in orange ribbon. inside she will find a WICKED SWEET red hover board, much like Dirk's! Merry Christmas, Latula!*

HOOOOLY SHIIIIIT DUDE.  DUDE.  LOOK AT THIS THIS IS THE COOLEST THING??? ? She loves it a LOT and is probably flying through the halls of the ship.  And crashing into things.

[gnarlycradz]

-- gnarlyCradz [GC] began pestering ubiquitousUltion [UU] at 00:19 --

[12:19] GC: -SHUFFL3S ON OV3R TO TH3 1NCR3D1BL3 HULK-

[12:19] GC: -j3us wtf 3v3n 1s th1s guy-

[12:20] UU: *STARES at her* AND WHAT DO YOu WANT??

[12:20] GC: uh!

[12:20] GC: 4r3 you...

[12:20] GC: 1dk who3v3r th3 fuck th3 dud3 1 w4s 4ll t4ngl3d up w1th for th1s tr4n wr3ck???

[12:20] GC: w3 gott4 do th3 qu1z th1ng!

[12:21] UU: uGH. MuST WE? THOSE QuESTIONS ARE uNINSPIRED. AND BORING. AND STuPID.

[12:21] UU: IF YOu HAVE TO ASK ME QuESTIONS. ASK ME SOMETHING MORE INTERESTING!

[12:21] GC: uh 1 got on3!!!! wtf you b33n 34t1ng cuz you 4r3 moth3r fuck1n J4CK3D?

[12:23] UU: AH! EXCELLENT QuESTION!

[12:24] UU: *FLEX*

[12:24] UU: I'VE BEEN EATING. A LOT OF STEAK.

[12:24] UU: AND CANDY.

[12:24] GC: pshh wh4t k1nd4 c4ndy w3 t4lk1ng h3r3?

[12:24] GC: cuz ok4y f1rst off 1f your3 gonn4 s4y god d4mn3d r41s1n3tt3z 1m c4ll1n SH3N4NZ SO H4RD.

[12:25] UU: MOSTLY. SPECIAL STARDuST. IF I EVER CAME INTO CONTACT WITH A RAISINETTE.

[12:25] UU: I WOuLD VOMIT.

[12:25] UU: VIOLENTLY.

[12:25] UU: AND ALSO VOLuNTARILY.

[12:25] UU: BECAuSE OF MY EMOTIONAL DISGuST.

[12:25] UU: NOT BECAuSE OF A WEAK CONSTITuTION.

[12:26] GC: ...ok4y bro but l1k3 sp3c14l st4rdust soundz l1k3 som3 bullsh1t f4k3 th1ng.

[12:26] GC: JUST S4Y1N.

[12:26] UU: uM?? NO?? IT IS A REAL CANDY. THAT IS DELICIOuS. AND NECESSARY FOR A YOuNG CHERuB'S GROWTH.

[12:26] UU: DON'T YOu KNOW ANYTHING??

[12:26] GC: YO QU3ST1ON TH3 S3COND.

[12:26] GC: wh4t th3 FUCKZ 4 ch3rub.

[12:26] UU: I'M A CHERuB. OBVIOuSLY.

[12:27] GC: Y34H BUT L1K3.

[12:27] GC: your3 uh.

[12:27] UU: uSE CONTEXT CLuES, DIPSHIT.

[12:27] GC: wow stfu!!!!

[12:28] GC: 1m sorry 1m not l1k3 4 SP4C3 HULK who 34tz d1pp1n dotz or som3 sh1t >8P

[12:30] UU: MMM. DIPPIN DOTS.

[12:30] UU: WHY THE FuCK AM I STANDING HERE. TALKING TO SOME uGLY TROLL WENCH. WHEN I COuLD BE EATING DIPPIN DOTS??

[12:31] GC: pff cuz 1m 4 PR3TTY B1G D34L yknow!!!!

[12:31] UU: *eyes her* AND WHO ARE YOu?

[12:32] GC: oh my GODD.

[12:32] GC: do3s l1k3.

[12:32] GC: no on3 3v3n w4tch tv!

[12:32] GC: or R34D 4BOUT SPORTZ?

[12:33] UU: YOu DON'T READ ABOuT SPORTS, IDIOT. YOu PLAY SPORTS.

[12:34] GC: UH YOU DO BOTH.

[12:34] GC: l1k3!1!!

[12:34] GC: 41nt you 3v3r h34rd of som3on3 pl4y1n FOOTB4LL?

[12:34] UU: uH. DuH???

[12:36] GC: W3LL YOU W4TCH 3M DO 1T ON TV!!!!

[12:36] GC: 4nd 1M 4 sk83r grl b4b3z!

[12:36] GC: TH3 B3ST P MUCH.

[12:37] UU: A SKATER /GIRL/?? PSSH.

[12:37] UU: YEAH.

[12:37] UU: OKAY.

[12:37] UU: SuRE THING, HONEY.

[12:37] GC: 1 41NT YOUR HON3Y!!!

[12:37] GC: -wh4ts th1s-

[12:37] GC: -TH3 P4TR14RCHY W4NTS TO F1GHT-

[12:37] GC: 1mm4 show you som3 mov3z R1GHT NOW!-

[12:37] GC: -WH1PS OUT 4 BO4RD-

[12:37] UU: HA HA. OKAY.

[12:37] UU: CuTE.

[12:37] GC: BRUH TH1S 1S 4NYTH1NG BUT CUT3.

[12:37] GC: 1 H4V3 N3V3R B33N MOR3 S3R1OUS 1N MY L1F3.

[12:38] GC: 1MM4 SHR3D TH1S WHOL3 FUCK1N PL4C3.

[12:38] UU: JuST LIKE A MAN CAN, TOO. I'M SuRE. BLAH BLAH. WHATEVER MAKES YOu FEEL BETTER. WITH YOuR FRAGILE FEMALE SELF ESTEEM.

[12:39] GC: -NOT TH3 S3LF 3ST33MS-

[12:39] GC: th4tz wh4t th3y 4LL S4Y!!!!

[12:39] GC: -B3G1NS TO OLL13-

[12:39] UU: *WHOA!!!* ...

[12:39] UU: I'M NOT IMPRESSED.

[12:39] GC: 1 D1DNT ST4RT Y3T DUMB4SS!

[12:40] GC: -ST4RTS RUNN1NG TO P1CK UP SP33D 4ND TH3N DO3S TH3 SH1T-

[12:40] GC: -SK4T3R MOV3S-

[12:40] GC: -1 DUNNO-

[12:40] GC: -720 D1PSH1T TW1ST OR WH4T3V3R-

[12:40] UU: ...

[12:40] UU: I'VE SEEN BETTER.

[12:40] GC: WH444T.

[12:40] UU: PERFORMED BY A DuDE. I MIGHT ADD.

[12:40] GC: N4M3 ON3 DUD3.

[12:41] GC: n4m3 ON!

[12:41] GC: 3!

[12:41] GC: ON3!!

[12:42] UU: uH. YOu KNOW. THAT GuY.

[12:43] UU: THE BIRD GuY.

[12:43] GC: -d4v3spr1t3???-

[12:43] GC: h3 do3snt h4v3 L3GZ.

[12:44] UU: SINCE WHEN??

[12:44] UU: OH WELL.

[12:44] UU: EVEN WITHOuT LEGS. HE WOuLD STILL BE A BETTER SKATER. THAN YOu.

[12:45] GC: 1M P SUR3 SOM3ON3Z JUST T4LK1N J3LL13Z.

[12:45] UU: WHAT ARE YOu SAYING??

[12:46] GC: 1m s4y1n th3r3z no w4y YOU could shr3d l1k3 th4t!

[12:49] UU: WHY WOuLD I WANT TO SHRED. LIKE A WIMPY GIRL??

[12:49] GC: YOUR3 GONN4 SHR3D L1K3 CH33S3 ON 4 CH33S3 GR4T3R!

[12:49] GC: CUZ 1!

[12:49] GC: 4M!

[12:49] GC: OUT13!

[12:50] UU: YEAH. WHATEVER!! LATER, BITCH.

[12:50] UU: tumut

-- ubiquitousUltion [UU] ceased pestering gnarlyCradz [GC] at 00:52 --

[gnarlycradz]

-- gnarlyCradz [GC] began pestering academicGeniality [AG] at 23:29 --

[11:30] GC: -SK11DDZZZ ON OV3R-

[11:30] AG: *gives her an unamused stare*

[11:30] AG: Hello.

[11:31] GC: wow grl th4t 1s ON3 f4c3 you got th3r3.

[11:31] GC: pshh! 1dk 1f 1tz l1k3 STR41GHT UP J3LL13Z or 1f 1tz 4 bug 1n th3 chut3 but cmon! 4t l34st g1mm3 4 ch4nc3! >8P

[11:36] AG: *sigh* It's not you... My last pair up wasn't very pleasant.

[11:36] AG: This whole evening is turning out to 8e AWFUL!

[11:36] AG: I don't know why I expected any differently.

[11:36] AG: I may as well just face that facts that I will forever 8e a social outcast with no hope of ever recovering.

[11:36] GC: oh my gooood.

[11:36] GC: th4tz l1k3.

[11:37] GC: th3 l4m3st th1ng 1 l3g1t 3v3r h34rd 1n my WHOL3 L1F3.

[11:37] GC: ok so.

[11:37] GC: QU3ST1ON ON3 cuz 1 41nt 3v3n gonn4 p4y 4tt3nt1on to th4t cuz w3r3 DO1N 1T!!!!

[11:37] GC: g1mm3 your n4m3 grl!

[11:37] AG: *rolls eyes* Aranea Serket.

[11:37] AG: And you're Latula Pyrope.

[11:38] GC: th4tz th3 34sy on3!!!!

[11:38] AG: You work in security now.

[11:38] GC: Y34H!

[11:38] GC: 4nd you...

[11:38] GC: sh1t do you l1k3.

[11:38] GC: -whoops gonn4 sk1p th4t qu3st1on-

[11:38] GC: -...-

[11:38] GC: -sk1pp1ng qu3st1on 3 too-

[11:39] GC: ...OK4Y SO.

[11:39] GC: wh4tch4 34t?

[11:40] AG: *grum8les* Does it REALLY matter what I like to eat? Do you even actually care?

[11:41] GC: uh!

[11:41] GC: h4h4!

[11:41] GC: 1 dunno m4n!

[11:42] GC: 1 dont know SH1T 4bout you.

[11:42] GC: l1k3 th3 whol3 voodoo d34l 1 gu3ss but uh.

[11:42] GC: not much 3ls3.

[11:46] AG: It's just as well! 8ecause APPARENTLY that's all there is TO know a8out me and all there ever WILL 8e to know a8out me!!!!!!!!

[11:46] AG: That I MIND CONTROL people and STA8 TH8M!!!!!!!!

[11:47] GC: UM.

[11:47] GC: OK4Y.

[11:47] GC: YOUR3 4T L1K3 4 N1N3 4ND 1M GONN4 N33D YOU DOWN TO 4 THR33.

[11:48] AG: I'LL TAKE IT DOWN TO A 8 AND NO LESS!!!!!!!!

[11:49] GC: hoooly sh1t.

[11:49] GC: ...

[11:49] GC: h4h4h4h4...

[11:49] GC: m4n l1k3...

[11:50] GC: you r34lly got m3 good b4b3z.

[11:50] GC: lm4o.

[11:51] AG: *FROWNS, crossing her arms tight to her 8ody*

[11:51] GC: 1tz l1k3 4 pr4nk! h4h4! y34h L1K3 1 tot3z g3t th4t. -1T'S NOT 4ND TH3Y BOTH KNOW TH4T BUT GODDD TH1S 1S M4K1NG H3R F33L SO 4NTSY 4ND 4WKW4RD-

[11:52] GC: l1k3 th3yr3 try1n4 push 4ll th1s QU4D stuff on us 4nd sh1t cuz l1k3!!! w3r3 G1RLZ 1 b3t 4nd th4tz wh4t th3y th1nk w3r3 good for! but w3r3 too good for TH4T!

[11:52] GC: GRL POW3R 4m1r1t3?

[11:52] GC: st1ck 1t to th3 syst3m!

[11:52] GC: 4nd th3 M4N.

[11:52] GC: fuck th4t guy!

[11:56] AG: ... I dou8t that's the case here, considering that the invit8tions were sent to everyone on 8oard. 8ut I won't discredit the 8asis of your claim, 8ecause honestly, yes, that sort of stereotyping is prevelant in all sorts of cultures an*there she goes*

[11:56] GC: -oh th4nk fuck1ng j3sus-

[11:56] GC: y34h m4n!!!!

[11:56] GC: th3y gotz to l34rn!

[11:57] GC: grlz c4n pl4y v1d3o g4m3z TOO!!!

[11:57] AG: ... Right.

[11:58] AG: Hey! Speaking of which, have you ever played a visual novel game called Clannad?

[11:58] GC: th4tz th3 sp1r1t!!!! dont l3t 3m ! uh!

[11:58] GC: ...

[11:58] GC: -nop3-

[11:59] GC: grl 1 pl4y 4LL th3 h1t t1t3lz!

[11:59] GC: -th4t th3 fuck 1s cl4nn4d-

[11:59] GC: m4yb3 1ll l3t y4 1v1 m3 >8]

[12:00] AG: Um. That isn't how the game works.

[12:00] AG: See, it's story driven... And very dialog heavy. You interact with characters and make decisions through those interactions that will lead you to different outcomes.

[12:01] GC: uh. h4h4. soz 1t l1k3. m1l1t4ry STYL3Z? l1k3.

[12:01] GC: your3 runn1n 4 c4mp41gn 4nd sh1t?

[12:02] AG: No, no... It's... a /visual novel./ The genre title is self explanatory.

[12:02] AG: *oh thank god that's over with.*

[12:02] AG: You should look it up!

[12:02] GC: 1 W1LL S33 Y4 B4B3Z!

[12:02] GC: -RUNS-

-- academicGeniality [AG] ceased pestering gnarlyCradz [GC] at 00:03 --

[gnarlycradz]

-- gnarlyCradz [GC] began pestering caligulasAcquisition [CA] at 20:37 --

[08:37] GC: yo l1k3!

[08:37] GC: boss!

[08:37] GC: 1v3 gott4 put 1n l1k3.

[08:37] GC: 1dk 1f you st1ll 3v3n DO sh1t l1k3 th1s but.

[08:37] GC: l1k3.

[08:37] GC: 1m putt1n 1n 4 r3qu1s1t1on.

[08:37] CA: wwait wwhat

[08:38] CA: id ask wwhat youre batherin about but i got a feelin youre gunna tell me anywway

[08:38] GC: 1tz l1k3 4 r3qu3st but fuck1n m1l1t4ry t4lk dud3!

[08:38] GC: duh!

[08:38] CA: wwhats your request

[08:38] GC: w3ll l1k3.

[08:38] GC: w3 w3r3 t4lk1n 4bout r1fl3k1nd sh1t you know???

[08:38] GC: 1 m34n 1 pr4ct1c3 4nd 4ll but th3 most 1 could do w4s l1k3..

[08:39] GC: borrow 4n 4bstr4tus or WH4T3V3R th3 fuck n3rdt4lk th4t stup1d th1ng w4s 3v3n c4ll3d.

[08:39] GC: but 1 w4s st4rt1ng to th1nk l1k3.

[08:39] GC: for 4ctu4l l3g1t R34L r34sons.

[08:39] GC: 1 m1ght w4nn4 4ctu4lly h4v3 on3.

[08:42] CA: i can see about gettin you one that might actually be pretty damned useful soon

[08:42] CA: wwe may be gettin close to our crewws captors

[08:43] GC: h4h4h4...

[08:43] GC: y34h uh.

[08:43] GC: th4tz.

[08:43] GC: p much why 1m 4sk1n 1 m34n.

[08:43] GC: 1 know for 4 F4CT th4t my boss would b3 l1k3 "BL4RHHH 1RR3SPONS1BL3 NOT G1V1NG YOU 4 W34PON, TOO OLD FOR TH1S 4ND 1 GOT 4 SHODDY PUSH3R 4NYHOW" but l1k3!!!!

[08:44] GC: 1M PR3TTY SUR3 1F 4LL OF OUR P33PZ GOT FUCK3D UP 1 N33D MOR3 TH4N 4 ST1CK FOR H1TT1N 3M W1TH.

[08:44] GC: 3sp3c14lly s1nc3 1m not g3tt1ng SWORDY l3ssons 4nyhow!!!!

[08:44] GC: cuz FUCK TH4T.

[08:45] CA: rifles are far superior to swwords on all fronts

[08:45] GC: Y34H 4ND TH3Y 4LSO DONT GO T4LK1N SH1T 4BOUT YOUR MOMO TO YOUR F4C3.

[08:45] GC: TH4TZ WHY R1FL3S 4R3 GR34T.

[08:45] GC: TH3 B3ST.

[08:46] CA: sounds like you got a complicated relationship wwith swwords not that im insanely interested in hearin it but if youre really that desperate for someone to listen i suppose i can

[08:47] GC: y34h w3ll!!!! m4yb3 l1k3!!!! your3 just g3tt1n th3 1mpr3ss1on th4t swordz l1k3! TOT4LLY dont 3v3n l1st3n to you wh3n your3 t3ll1n swords wh4t 4 DUMB 1d34 1t 1s for swordz to go g3t 4ll up 1n 4NOTH3R p3rsonz bus1n3ss wh3n you could b3 k33p1n your cool 4 thous4nd f33t 4w4y w1th l1k3!!!

[08:47] GC: 4 SN1P3R SCOP3?

[08:47] GC: wo4h.

[08:47] GC: th4t 1s 4ctu4lly l1k3.

[08:47] GC: w4y on th3 nos3 for l1k3 4 m3t4phor.

[08:47] GC: sh1t dud3.

[08:47] GC: 4nyw4yz.

[08:47] GC: 4NYW4YZ!!!!

[08:48] CA: yeah anywways

[08:48] GC: 1m gonn4 b3 4ll s3r1ous bus1n3ss 4bout th1s sh1t wh3n w3 g3t th3r3 4nd 4 r34l w34pon would b3 H3LL4 s3r1ous sh1t.

[08:49] CA: fuckin excellent

[08:49] GC: h4h4 SW33T.

[08:49] CA: ill be sendin a drone wwith your neww abstratus soon enough

[08:50] GC: 1 l3g1t d1d not th1nk th4t w4s th3 4ctu4l n4m3.

[08:50] GC: c4n you m4k3 th3 brosk1 s3nd down l1k3.

[08:50] GC: 1dk.

[08:50] GC: som3th1n to put 1n th3 4bstr4tus too?

[08:50] GC: cuz 1 w4s just borrow1n l1k3 1 s41d.

[08:51] CA: oh

[08:51] CA: wwell im sure wwe got a feww rifles here an there

[08:51] GC: 1m pr3tty good w1th th3 on3z th4t 4r3 4ll P3W P3W l1ghtshow sh1t!!!

[08:52] GC: 1 would own 4LL of th3 bon3z 4t l4s3r t4g. 1tz sort4 th3 s4m3 th1ng but w1th d34d p33pz.

[08:52] GC: r1ght?

[08:55] CA: yeah more or less like that

[08:56] GC: w3ll 1m gonn4 M4K3 SUR3 1m 4ll sortz of pr3p4r3d wh3n w3 g3t th3r3.

[08:56] GC: th4tz DOP3 ch1ll dud3 4nd 1 4ppr3c14t3 1t S3V3R4L K1NDZ of h4rdcor3!!!

[08:57] CA: wwe got more hope than evver a gettin evveryone back noww an i wwould knoww im basically the expert on knowwin wwhether a situation is hopeless or not

[08:58] GC: uh y34h PROBZ??? 1dk dud3 my m1ndz 4ll l1k3.

[08:58] GC: THR4SH1N UP 4ND DOWN just th1nk1n 4bout 1t!

[09:00] CA: dont let your nervves ruin your focus soldier

[09:01] GC: y34h. y34h ok 1m good l1k3.

[09:01] GC: w4y good.

[09:03] GC: uh.

[09:03] GC: just l1k3

[09:03] GC: 4sk1n but.

[09:03] GC: 1 m34n.

[09:04] GC: wh3n your3 t4lk1n 4bout hop3l3ss sh1t l1k3...

[09:04] GC: w3 got 4 pl4n 4nd 4ll for th1s? r1ght?

[09:05] CA: fuckin duh a course wwere guna chage in there guns blazin an wwreakin evveryones shit

[09:05] CA: wwe gotta look badass as fuck for our creww

[09:06] GC: y34h but l1k3.

[09:06] GC: w3 got 4 SHOT do1n th4t????

[09:07] CA: if wwe didnt id be havvin us goin wwith a different plan

[09:08] GC: r1ght. r1ght dud3 4lr1ght.

[09:08] GC: th4nkz 1 gu3ss??? 1 M34N 1M P SUR3 TH4TZ 4 TH1NG TO TH4NK FOR.

[09:09] CA: you better fuckin believve it i wwouldnt just hand out rifles wwilly nilly for no reason

[09:10] GC: pshy34h cuz 1ll wr3ck SH1T l1k3 1n bl4ck opz.

[09:10] GC: >8]

[09:12] CA: you play black ops too

[09:13] GC: 1 pl4y 3V3RYTH1NG.

[09:13] GC: not only th4t but 1 fuck1n K1CK 4SS!!!

[09:15] CA: you cant possible be as good as i am but ill take your wword on bein PRETTY good seein as my matesprit sees you as one to compete wwith

[09:15] GC: DUD3 1v1 M3 1F YOUR3 GONN4 T4LK L1K3 TH4T.

[09:16] GC: 1LL T4K3 YOU ON L1K3 R1GHT NOW.

[09:26] CA: yeah as if you really c

[09:26] CA: err

[09:26] CA: shit

[09:26] CA: wwell havve to raincheck this i cant go to my room an partake in this

[09:26] GC: psh F1N3 dud3.

[09:26] GC: 1ll just w41t h3r3 for my n3w d1gz. >8D

[09:27] CA: good they should be gettin there any minute noww

[09:30] GC: 1ll g1v3 y4 4n upd4t3 wh3n 1v3 g1v3n 3m 4 l1l wh1rl!!!

[09:31] GC: L4T3R BOSS DUD3.

[gnarlycradz]

[10:41] -- gnarlyCradz [GC] began pestering arachnurasGall [AG] at 22:41 --

[10:41] GC: H3Y!!!

[10:41] GC: d1d you know wh4tz h3r f4c3 41nt d34d no mor3?

[10:41] AG: If it isn't Pyrope!

[10:41] AG: W8 what????????

[10:41] AG: Slow down, who are we talking a8out here?

[10:42] GC: p13x3s!!!! p4ystubz pomon3y! sh3 w4s clon3d or SOM3 SH1T.

[10:43] AG: Oh right! Yeah, I definitely knew THAT was up.

[10:43] AG: Can't remem8er where I first found out. Might have 8een 8ack on LOCAS!

[10:44] GC: w41t s3r1ously???

[10:44] GC: bruh HOW 4m 1 th3 l4st on3 to 4lw4ys f1nd out th1s w31rd sh1t!

[10:44] AG: May8e 8ecause you're just l8 to the party!

[10:44] AG: Gotta start showing up 8efore everyone else gets there.

[10:44] AG: You know, get the cake first.

[10:44] GC: b4b3z 1 c4nt b3 l4t3 to th3 p4rty cuz 1 4M th3 p4rty!

[10:44] GC: >8]

[10:45] AG: Fine, I'll give you that.

[10:45] GC: h4h4 KN3W 1T.

[10:45] GC: got 4ny d33tz on wh4t 1s th3 D34L?

[10:45] GC: 1 m34n you know sh1t!

[10:46] AG: Damn str8 I know shit!

[10:46] AG: You mean a8out Meenah?

[10:46] GC: y34h!

[10:46] GC: 4nd 4ll thos3 cr4z13s b4ck th3r3.

[10:46] GC: on th3 c4v3 pl4n3t.

[10:48] AG: Man, they were 8oring as hell!

[10:48] AG: Hiding out in caves or whatever? Where's the adventure????????

[10:48] GC: T3LL M3 4BOUT 1T!

[10:48] GC: 1 d1dnt 3v3n BOTH3R.

[10:48] GC: 1t w4s just so fuck1n D4RK.

[10:48] AG: I know!!!!!!!!

[10:48] AG: See, this is why I like you.

[10:48] AG: We're on the same page!

[10:48] GC: th3r3 w4s som3 p sl1ck h1llz for bo4rd1n on but 1t w4s just too l444m3.

[10:50] AG: Soooooooo lame!

[10:50] AG: We can come up with our own stuff that's 8 times 8etter than that place could ever 8e.

[10:50] GC: h4h4 S3R1OUSLY.

[10:50] GC: 1 wond3r wh3r3 w3r3 dropp1n off 4t n3xt.

[10:51] GC: 1 m34n 41nt g3tt1n my hop3z up TOO much.

[10:51] GC: >8P

[10:51] AG: All I've gotta say is that it 8etter 8e somewhere cooler!!!!!!!!

[10:51] AG: Hopefully with somewhere we can scout out for treasure.

[10:52] GC: wh4tch4 th1nk of your n3w p4d btdubz?

[10:53] AG: I mean, it's pretty cool I guess. I like not having to walk down the hall for the fucking 8athroom!

[10:53] GC: y34h but...

[10:53] GC: you b33n not1c1ng som3 W31RD SH1T 1n th3r3?

[10:54] GC: 1 m34n 1 got ON3 th1ng th4tz pr3tty sl1p.

[10:55] GC: 1 got 4 fuck1n C4M3R4.

[10:56] AG: You saw my room!!!!!!!!

[10:56] AG: The weird picture of the cat? And all those dum8 hats!

[10:56] GC: oh y34h!

[10:56] GC: 1 gott4 do som3th1ng w1th th1s c4m though.

[10:56] GC: 1tz pr3tty SW33T.

[10:57] GC: l1k3 som3on3 p4y3d 4 sh1tlo4d for 1t!

[10:57] AG: Seriously?

[10:57] AG: Does it have any pictures on it?

[10:57] GC: n4h 1 dont th1nk so.

[11:04] AG: Did you check????????

[11:04] AG: There could 8e some good stuff in there!

[11:05] GC: 1 m34n 1 d1dnt CH3CK ch3ck but 1dk how good th3 stuff could b3.

[11:05] GC: wh4t 1f l1k3.

[11:05] GC: l1z4rds took p1cz.

[11:05] GC: of.

[11:05] GC: ...

[11:05] GC: nud3z.

[11:05] AG: Gross!!!!!!!!

[11:06] AG: Who would want to see naked scaley people? Not me!

[11:07] GC: PROBZ OTH3R SC4LY P33PZ?

[11:07] GC: JUST S4Y1N.

[11:07] GC: ...

[11:07] GC: ok.

[11:07] GC: 1m4.

[11:07] GC: 1m4 ch3ck.

[11:08] AG: Yeah, go check!

[11:08] GC: vr1s.

[11:08] GC: dyou know wh4t 1 s33?

[11:08] AG: What?

[11:08] GC: 1 s33 B1RDZ.

[11:08] GC: NOTH1N BUT B1RDZ.

[11:08] GC: L1K3.

[11:08] GC: THR33 HUNDR3D P1CTUR3Z OF B1RDZ.

[11:08] AG: Are you fucking kidding me?

[11:08] AG: Delete them!!!!!!!!

[11:10] GC: 1m s3r1ous!

[11:10] GC: th1s l1z4rd w4s l1k3!

[11:10] GC: W4Y 1nto b1rd w4tch1ng!

[11:10] GC: mor3 comm1tt3d th4n 4NYON3 1v3 3v3r s33n b4!

[11:10] AG: Well, they're dead now.

[11:11] AG: Not like it matters anymore!

[11:11] AG: How much would that suck? Dying and all anyone has left of you is 300 pictures of stupid 8irds.

[11:11] AG: And no one gives a fuck.

[11:13] GC: h4h4...

[11:13] GC: y34h.

[11:13] GC: you 3v3r TH1NK 4bout th4t?

[11:13] GC: 1 m34n w3 m1ght l3g1t D13 on th1s fuck1n sh1p.

[11:13] GC: l1k3 how sh1tty would th4t b3?

[11:13] AG: No! Why would I need to think a8out that?

[11:13] AG: I'm not going to die.

[11:15] GC: uhhh.

[11:15] GC: 3V3RYON3 d13z b4b3z.

[11:15] GC: 3v3ntu4lly!

[11:15] GC: unl3ss your3 4 fr4nk3nst31n?

[11:15] AG: Not here, anyway!

[11:15] GC: but 1m p sur3 th4t guy l1k3.

[11:16] AG: I'm not going to die on this ship.

[11:16] GC: burn3d h1ms3lf 4l1v3 or som3th1n c4us3 of th3 tr4g3dy of hum4n1ty or wht3vz.

[11:16] AG: Hahahahahahahaha!

[11:16] AG: Nice one!

[11:18] GC: 4nyw4yz 1dk 1 m34n.

[11:18] GC: 1 TH1NK 4bout 1t 1s 4ll.

[11:18] AG: You shouldn't, 8ecause you're not going to die either!

[11:18] AG: Simple as that!

[11:18] AG: We're not losers.

[11:20] GC: w3ll SH1T Y34H W3R3 NOT!

[11:20] AG: So don't worry a8out it, ok?

[11:21] GC: y34h ok4y.

[11:21] GC: sorry b4b3z.

[11:22] AG: 8esides, even if you do somehow 8ecome sort of a loser, I got your 8ack!

[11:22] AG: That's what this thing means. You know, you and me!

[11:22] AG: Even if we happen to have an off day that we just won't have, we got the other one's 8ack!

[11:23] GC: TOT3Z!!!!

[11:23] GC: >8D

[11:23] AG: So the protection is like, dou8le.

[11:24] GC: h3h3.

[11:24] GC: y34h 4lr1ght th4nkz b4b3.

[11:27] GC: 4nd sp34k1n of!!!! howv3 YOU b33n h4ndl1n th3s3 n3rdz?

[11:28] AG: Everyone on the ship? Like a pro, no less!

[11:28] AG: Want to know something 8etween you and me?

[11:28] AG: You can't say a word, Tules. I trust you!

[11:29] GC: my z1pp3r 1s S34L3D grlfrnd.

[11:29] AG: Ok so! I'm a8out to get promoted. It's just a matter of time!

[11:30] GC: holy sh1111t.

[11:30] GC: 1S TH4T TH3 N3WZ???

[11:30] AG: Yeah! 8asically!

[11:30] GC: oh sh1t!

[11:30] GC: wh4t d1d you h34r?

[11:32] AG: Well, I'm talking with the Captain, and since he and I have connections, it's pretty much a guarantee.

[11:35] GC: oh sh1t dud3!!!!

[11:36] GC: 4r3 you gonn4 c3l3br4t3 th4t?

[11:36] GC: cuz th4t soudnz l1k3 4 P4RTY!

[11:37] AG: When it happens, sure!

[11:37] AG: 8ut it's going to 8e exclusive as fuck.

[11:37] AG: No lame nerds allowed!

[11:38] GC: N4TCH dud3!

[11:38] AG: 8ut you can't say anything until it happens.

[11:38] AG: You just get priority notice. ::::)

[11:38] GC: b4b3z th4t just w3nt 4nd w4rm3d my push3r!

[11:39] AG: That's what I'm here for!

[11:39] AG: Despite having colder 8lood than you.

[11:40] GC: D33TZ DUD3 D33TZ.

[11:41] AG: Oh, right.

[11:42] AG: Yeah, we're talking........

[11:42] AG: ........

[11:42] AG: ........

[11:42] AG: First m8 here.

[11:42] GC: HOLY SH1T DUD3.

[11:42] GC: YOU C4NT B3 S3R1OUS.

[11:43] AG: Dead serious!

[11:44] GC: TH4TZ L1K3 NUMB3R TWO DUD3!

[11:44] AG: I know!

[11:45] AG: I'm a shoo-in. With my experience? Already there!

[11:45] GC: h4h4!

[11:45] GC: S1CK.

[11:45] GC: l1k3 how long dyou th1nk th4tz gonn4 b3?

[11:46] AG: Hard to tell. You know how slow the ship is with processing new hires!

[11:47] GC: tru.

[11:47] GC: pluz th3 d34d p33pz com1n b4ck to l1f3.

[11:48] AG: Hahahahahahahaha! Exactly!

[11:48] GC: th4t sh1tz stuff 1 41NT gonn4 g3t us3d to.

[11:50] AG: Supposedly it's a rarity.

[11:51] GC: not for us 1t 41nt!

[11:51] AG: Well, it's supposed to 8e!

[11:52] GC: 1m g3tt1n th3 f33l our s1tch 1s W31RD 4S FUCK though.

[11:52] AG: I think that was made clear a loooooooong time ago.

[11:52] AG: And that's exactly how we make history.

[11:52] GC: b33n th3r3! 4lr34dy m4d3 1t!

[11:53] GC: SUP3Z F4MOUS.

[11:53] AG: That's how the WHOLE ship makes history, dum8ass!

[11:53] AG: Of course YOU'RE famous. ::::)

[11:56] GC: 1m DOUBL3 f4mous now though!!!!

[11:56] GC: 4nyw4yz shouldnt you b3 g3tt1n 4 sp33ch r34dy for wh3n your3 f1rst13?

[11:57] AG: Pro8a8ly! You know me, I can wing it.

[11:57] AG: I got other shit to do though.

[11:57] AG: Hey, let's hang out l8r?

[11:57] GC: y34h 1ll s33 y4z!

[11:58] AG: 8ye!!!!!!!! <3

[11:58] GC: <3<3

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[gnarlycradz]

-- gnarlyCradz [GC] began pestering tankedGnostomanic [TG] at 20:51 --

[08:51] GC: sooo uh.

[08:51] GC: H3Y.

[08:51] GC: gu3ss wh3r3 1v3 b33n?

[08:52] TG: idk cryin in ur room over polaroids of my butt

[08:53] GC: h4h4h4!!! th4tz L3G1T H1L4R1OUS but no!

[08:53] GC: 1 w4s just g3tt1n rdy to pump som3 1ron or wh4t3vz.

[08:53] GC: 4444nd.

[08:53] GC: soz.

[08:53] GC: you know th4t l1k3.

[08:53] GC: th3 gl4ss3s guy???? th3 PO1NTY ON3Z?

[08:54] GC: H3LL4 GOOD 4t g3tt1n th3 munch13z h4ndl3d?

[08:54] TG: dirk??

[08:55] GC: h4h4 ok4y so FUNNY STORY.

[08:55] GC: h3z k1nd4 got 4 b1g hol3 1n h1m.

[08:55] TG: uh

[08:55] TG: wut

[08:56] GC: UH.

[08:57] GC: OK4Y SO TH3R3 W4S 4 FUCK1N NUTSO ROBOT GO1N CR4ZYSTYL3Z 4ND 4 BUNCH4 R3D 4SS BLOOD ON TH3 FLOOR.

[08:57] GC: SOOOO.

[08:57] GC: Y34H.

[08:57] GC: 4NYW4YZ TH3 ROBOT GOT K1LL3D OR L1K3.

[08:57] GC: d34ct1v4t3d!

[08:57] GC: or wh4t3vz.

[08:57] GC: cuz robotz dont h4v3 soulz.

[08:58] TG: um!! ok so wtf what about dirks hole? is he infirmary?? also what bot? holy shit wtfwtf

[09:00] GC: 1t look3d l1k3 H3R.

[09:00] GC: 1 m34n h1m.

[09:00] GC: 1 m34n.

[09:00] GC: YKNOW WH4T 1 M34N!!!!

[09:00] TG: ughhhhhhh

[09:00] GC: 1t look3d l1k3 D1RK 4nd 1t w4s go1n CR4Y CR4Y 1n th3 s3nsorz!

[09:01] TG: thanks for tellin me but still massively ughh

[09:01] GC: so m3 4nd 4 c4t WR3CK3D 1TZ SH1T but now h3z l1k3.

[09:01] GC: sort4.

[09:01] GC: go1n 2 th4 hospo?

[09:01] TG: he fuckin BETTER with a hole in him

[09:02] GC: h4h4 y34h.

[09:02] GC: h3 w4s.

[09:02] GC: br34th1n 4nd sh1t so 1 th1nk 1t sort4 d1dnt GR4Z3 4ny of thos3 l1k3.

[09:02] GC: tot3z n3c3ss4ry v1t3z wh4t m1ght k1ll h1m r34l qu1ck 1f th3y got ruptur3d.

[09:03] GC: l1k3 no cough1n up blood or noth1n 1m p sur3.

[09:05] TG: yeah :((((((

[09:05] TG: how did u guys deactivate it? are yall ok?

[09:05] TG: u and the cat i mean

[09:06] TG: if ur hurt and not in the infir m i s2f

[09:06] GC: dud3 PLZ w3 h4d th4t sh1t on LOCKDOWN.

[09:06] GC: 1 w3nt 4nd ST4BB3D TH4T MOFO through th3 robosp1n3!!!!

[09:06] GC: 4nd 1t 41nt 3v3n got 4 H34D no mor3!

[09:08] TG: >:(

[09:08] GC: 1 got clock3d 1n th3 f4c3 ONC3 1m f1n3!

-- tankedGnostomanic [TG] changed their mood to OFFLINE --

-- tankedGnostomanic [TG] changed their mood to RANCOROUS --

-- tankedGnostomanic [TG] changed their mood to PLEASANT --

-- tankedGnostomanic [TG] began pestering gnarlyCradz [GC] at 22:44 --

[10:44] TG: it better be or i will heck u the eff up young son

[10:48] GC: 1 got l1k3!!! 4 BRU1S3D L1P.

[10:49] TG: ill kiss it better later but at least the rest of ur money maker is ok

[10:51] GC: h4h4 y34h.

[10:51] GC: do1n W4Y b3tt3r th4n bott4st1c.

[11:01] TG: im gonna check on dirk then scope out that bot then come and kiss ur fist-attracted face mkay?

[11:01] GC: 1t w4s 4n 3LBOW!

[11:01] TG: u took an elBLOW 2 the face then

[11:01] TG: how about that?

[11:02] GC: W3LL Y34H TH4TZ WH4T H4PP3N3D.

[11:08] TG: omg that was a joke son and went right over ur head

[11:08] TG: look closer

[11:08] TG: with ur special eyes

[11:09] GC: 1 l3g1t c4nt d34l w1th your bs r1ght now b4b3z!

[11:12] TG: u kinda are but at the same time im at the infirm so keep ur door unlocked or whatevs cause im beelinin ur way at some moment in time

[11:12] TG: soonish

[11:12] GC: 4lr1ght 4lr1ght dud3.

[11:12] GC: dont FL1P OUT or noth1n!

[11:13] TG: yeah ok will do or try but its good

-- tankedGnostomanic [TG] ceased pestering gnarlyCradz [GC] at 23:13 --