#condiment queen

[ahoforaveryho]

I think DC should create a character named the Condiment Queen who's just a woman who idolizes Condiment King, of all people, and copied his gimmick. They meet each other while robbing a bank. Sparks fly, as does the ketchup from CK's gun that he shot at Robin, and it's love at first sight. Of course, it ends with them getting arrested, but within the week, Batman is staring at an invitation to their wedding, contemplating the benefits of faking his own death so he doesn't have to put up with this shit anymore.

Bonus points if Condiment Queen turns out to be related to Bruce.

[braindeadskeletons]

(For the record Honey is the best condiment and I'll drink it straight and thats all.) anyways Im sorry you got spammed so much sugarcube!! I hope everyone had a good laugh though and is feeling well after all that talk! Stay safe to all💚

SOMEONE WITH SOME SENSE THANK YOU OH MY GOD if another person said vinegar I was about to explode. Anyhow, it's no problem at all I love talking to everyone (even if the ones who like mustard are clearly wrong smh) and it was a lot of fun! You stay safe too