I was in college and doing really poorly in physics and was genuinely scared I was going to get an D+ at best. I emailed the professor and asked if he could curve the grade or if there’s anything I could do and he said while I turned in all the homework and assignments and did well I still did poorly on the exams and so it meant I probably wasn’t really learning or retaining the info I guess. I really didn’t want my GPA to fall so I went to his office hours to talk to him in person and I’m not not proud to say (but also lowkey not ashamed either) I did the whole “is there anything I can do?” Thing and honestly probably came off desperate and he replied and said “What did you have in mind?” And I took the biggest risk ever and got on my knees in front of him while he was sitting behind his desk but it actually worked 😭and I ended up giving my physics professor a blowjob and then he drove me back to his house and we had sex and lowkey it was really kinky and I was mostly into it and kind of liked it cause of the taboo of it all 😭 he ended up giving me a C+ when I should have ended up with an F in the class but he told me the sex was amazing so I’m not sure what that correlation was… I guess his physics standards were too high to just give me the A at that point. He messaged me when I was close to graduation and I ignored him 💀 I’ve never told anyone for fear I would get in trouble or get my diploma taken away or something haha
STOP— 😭 like obviously he shouldn’t have done that but it actually worked! iconic!!!! to save my gpa i would’ve tried the same thing. besides, life is too short not too. i’d be so pissed if i only got a c+ for that though. all that for a c+ and i would’ve ghosted him at graduation too.
















