#confession gate

[bathroom-sand]

I was in college and doing really poorly in physics and was genuinely scared I was going to get an D+ at best. I emailed the professor and asked if he could curve the grade or if there’s anything I could do and he said while I turned in all the homework and assignments and did well I still did poorly on the exams and so it meant I probably wasn’t really learning or retaining the info I guess. I really didn’t want my GPA to fall so I went to his office hours to talk to him in person and I’m not not proud to say (but also lowkey not ashamed either) I did the whole “is there anything I can do?” Thing and honestly probably came off desperate and he replied and said “What did you have in mind?” And I took the biggest risk ever and got on my knees in front of him while he was sitting behind his desk but it actually worked 😭and I ended up giving my physics professor a blowjob and then he drove me back to his house and we had sex and lowkey it was really kinky and I was mostly into it and kind of liked it cause of the taboo of it all 😭 he ended up giving me a C+ when I should have ended up with an F in the class but he told me the sex was amazing so I’m not sure what that correlation was… I guess his physics standards were too high to just give me the A at that point. He messaged me when I was close to graduation and I ignored him 💀 I’ve never told anyone for fear I would get in trouble or get my diploma taken away or something haha

STOP— 😭 like obviously he shouldn’t have done that but it actually worked! iconic!!!! to save my gpa i would’ve tried the same thing. besides, life is too short not too. i’d be so pissed if i only got a c+ for that though. all that for a c+ and i would’ve ghosted him at graduation too.

[cirie-won-thirty-four]

Confession.... I used to have another account but one time i hosted a survivorTC that was so embarrassingly bad I self evicted my own game,deleted my account and stayed away from bb/survivor tumblr for like 2 months before making this account!

[bathroom-sand]

A few years ago I slept with the head pastor at my moms church and then a few days layer I went with her to a sermon and had to listen to him talk about the sins of premarital sex even though he had just had me handcuffed to his bed not 72 hours before.

😭 stop that’s iconic, why are these church related? i like it though. it has to make the experience a lot more fun that way. i hope your mom doesn’t know 🙈

[bathroom-sand]

Everyone is showing off their creative writing skills in your inbox 😍

perhaps, if nothing else it’s fantasy. for some of these stories it being fake is the best scenario. but i do know people or of people who’ve had messier or equally messy lives. the stuff does sometimes happen

[bathroom-sand]

confession gate: i guess my life is boring because i don’t fuck my step dad or something like some of the hogs here but my confession is that you’re honestly such a great addition to the tag. you make this space a lot brighter <3 (no hate to the dad fucker either, all my love to you)

stop— this is too cute pls im gonna cry

[bathroom-sand]

confessiongate: in my junior year of college i was OBSESSED with a student teacher who was just so hot, he looked like a young Rob Lowe circa About Last Night. the last day of the semester i had stayed late to clean out my locker, and i saw him cleaning up his area in a classroom. so i rushed to go to him and was all thank you for an amazing year blah blah and he was very nice about it too. he told me he was leaving next year to become a real teacher so i said oh i don't get to see you anymore? so he then gave me his number, and then asked to KISS ME! so i said yes and we kissed, ending up making out. long story short, this man fucked me against the chalkboard, fucked me on the table from behind, and came on my face in under 15 minutes before the janitor came over and told us we had to leave. we didn't talk to each other for a year but we reconnected just recently and now we're 5 months dating :)

YOURE STILL DATING NOW 😭 the first nasty story to work out and honestly good for you. that tension must’ve really been building up that semester for ya’ll to get to work so fast!!!

[bathroom-sand]

Bestie I am so down for a confession gate I have a really good one too. You can use it to kick off the gate if you like. So when I was like 18/19 I was hanging out at my church waiting for my sister to finish her piano lessons and I asked the teacher for the wifi to do some work but instead used it to read lesbian erotica. The pastor did a whole sermon shortly after talking about how written pr0n as sinful as videos and still means you’re cheating on your future spouse and I swear he looked right at me during it. I don’t know if they know it was me but I do know they know cause I worked there for a summer job a few years later and they had made everyone install a tracking program because someone had used their wifi once to go to smutty sites and they still won’t install a guest wifi for the congregation to use and it’s been years. I still go to that church but I also still read erotic literature so lmao. For the record I wasn’t a weirdo who was ho*** in church😭 it was strictly research because I had no clue what sex was and I was way too old to be so uninformed (I legit thought it was just kissing without clothes) If you think about it’s really their fault cause it if the church wasn’t so repressed on the subject I wouldn’t have had to turn to impure methods to learn basic mechanics. Doing so in a church was very smooth brained of me though hahaha

[bathroom-sand]

My confession is that highkey I think BB15 was the last really entertaining season. 😭 people love to shit on 15 and rank it low and I completely understand bc of the racism and sexism in that house. But man oh man I feel like that was the last season / era of “old school BB” even though it was more like middle school BB tbh. It had great (yet divisive) heroes and great strategy and villains. Like as much as people loved Amanda people would go back and forth hating her depending on the week. Everyone hated Aaryn’s ass but I remember people begrudgingly hoping she would help overthrow Amanda and McCrae when they went power crazy. Elissa was a huge character and some people hated she got the advantages in the beginning and seemed snobby but if she didn’t get America’s Favorite she would have gone home first and Aaryn’s racist alliance wouldn’t have fallen apart and three guys wouldn’t have gone home first. The Andy HOH. Helen being pushed. The Judd blindside!! Judd returning!! It was so much drama and so entertaining. The season kinda ended on a sour note cause basically everyone hated the Exterminators and Elissa was the last hope until she was evicted at the final six double eviction but at least the least evil of the exterminators and the best player out of them all won: Andy. Once again…. Not defending the actions of the houseguests but that was an awesome season I think. I also believe we will never get ruthlessness and gameplay like Amanda again because of all the backlash they received. That’s was when people first started getting cancelled and the very next season was when Derrick started the whole giant alliance and following the house trend that has the modern era of BB in its clutches :( also sad that I believe every BB15 player except elissa and Helen probably are black listed from returning… sigh. Long story short people put BB6, 7, 10 and others on a pedestal but 15 was just as good and is overshadowed by its controversy !

i think these are all valid points!!! it was super dramatic and had a lot of power shifts for most of the season. it’s hard to love it when you know all the really bad stuff that happened, and most people don’t love with bad people win. i do think bb15 is the last of old big brother, because the next era is literally defined by what derrick did in bb16, it completely changed the game. the end of an era