Jan 28, 2023
I hope to confuse at least one person so well that they venture to my profile and see ABSOLUTE JACK DIDDLY SHIT.
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I hope to confuse at least one person so well that they venture to my profile and see ABSOLUTE JACK DIDDLY SHIT.
On asked about my sexual attraction to others
Curious Friend: So what's your type then?
Me: I don't think I have a physical type.
Curious Friend: So you're not attracted to anyone? Or are you attracted to everyone?
Me: A bit of both, I think.
Curious Friend: *looks confused*
Me: Everyone has the potential to attract me. I don't rule anyone out, but it's not exterior, so no one PHYSICALLY attracts me.
Curious Friend: You have to be lying. *points to a hipster looking fellow* You don't think he's hot?
Me: *appraises hipster looking fellow* He has appealing features, but I'm not attracted to him.
Curious Friend: why not? I am.
Me: I don't know him. I need to know and like someone to be attracted to them.
Curious Friend: So go talk to him.
Me: *spots a girl reading the nutrition label on a 'naked' bottle.* I would talk to her.
Curious Friend: Why?
Me: Girls are usually more interesting
Curious Friend: Oh *pauses* are you attracted to me?
Me: Not at all.
Curious Friend: Why not?
Me: *Grins* You're not my type.
Twitter is amusing for all Tom Milsom fans currently!! <3