#connormurphweed

[richardgoranski]

oh my god i’m so excited someone else enjoys that white dude rapper. love me some watsky

ive had this huge beautiful cardboard castles song-inspired drawing ive wanted to draw for like 3 years but it’s always been outta my skill so all my improvement has been working to be able to draw this 

[partiallystar]

@connormurphweed thanks hailey i couldnt have done it without this dumb bird :)

[kanicro]

“You will never know what it is like to pray to God to kill you in your sleep.”

@connormurphweed @tinylittle-femalechrist oh hey it’s your boys

[annabelle--cane]

((art credit to @peachnlov))

A reading aloud of “These Pills Don’t Relax Me” (x x) written by @connormurphweed (ft. characters created with @tinylittle-femalechrist), read by me.

I know I fumbled a few lines, but I hope you can enjoy nonetheless!

[dirovinare]

the texas roadhouse stans are coming out of the shadows tonight, huh

[melto]

goodnight isaac thank u for that lovely tag on the pic of will i love u

goodnight hailey u are more than welcome i love u too (:

[clouffymoved]

ohhohohohoh little do these anons know i will actively murder for mylo without hesitation

HAILEY I WOULD KILL FOR YOU

[froggheadd]

this has turned into a big game of “animals michael has and will try to pet” and honestly i’ve been kicked back with a drink this entire time enjoying this

Michael will try to pet any and all animals. Nothing will stop him. Hungarian Horntail? He just needs a nice lil scratch, but be careful of the tail. Basilisk? They’re self conscious so dont look at them in the eyes, but they just want a nice massage. They’re big snake boys with big muscles and they get tired and cranky from slithering around all day. Thestrals are good horse boys that just need some love and affection because they feel invisible and like no one ever sees them. Just a nice sit down and a chat is more that okay to keep them happy and feeling loved.