#consipation

[iamshawonnica]

Body Detoxing 

Parsley

I love myself so much and I can truly say I take extra care of myself. What do I mean by that? I actually listen to my body. My body tells me when I need to detox through the following ways:

• lack of energy

•lower part of my back hurts and circles around to my stomach

•consist headaches which will not leave

•consipation 

•cramping 

• difficult focusing 

•tired for no reason

•craving…

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[adaptabledinosaur]

So I was in the car with my mom yesterday and she was talking about how when she was a kid she had hamsters. She then went on to say that they all died in strange manners. 

My favorite one is this:

Mom: "I decided to feed him a whole banana."

Me: "A whole banana?!"

Mom: "Yes. He died of severe constipation. He looked like he was inflating like a balloon. Poor thing."

Me: "What made you think that was okay?!"

Mom: "He wanted it! You can't just deny a hamster something when their eyes are just begging for it!"

And this is why I can't trust my mom with animals or small children who don't talk yet. She thinks they speak to her. 

[crispling]

I was probably really nervous earlier Because I was so hungry. I can't believe I couldn't even Differentiate between the two. Then I ate a really great sandwich. And I digested all the nervousness. And it went away. Sort of like having a real satisfactory toilet sitting. On a more serious note, You make me so happy. Except when you're sad. Then I don't feel so good. Sort of like having chronic constipation. It is Friday, the 8th of March. Over and out.

[bayanroots]

I want some stool softener for my verbal constipation.