#constable joe

[pealeii]

I noticed that @claireverlasting didn’t have Constable Joe in her Tuck Everlasting Barbie post, so here he is

[tuck-everlasting-shitposts]

look i made you some content

[common-grackle]

day 23 of having "you can't trust a man" from the 2016 broadway musical tuck everlasting playing in my head nonstop

[piss-in-boots]

My high school did Tuck Everlasting for their spring musical and killed it!

(Photo credit 18milemedia)

[puff-poff]

Constable Joe: 911, what’s your emergency?

Constable Joe: What do you mean ‘you’re getting murdered’?

Constable Joe: That’s illegal, people can’t do that.

[ascendant-queen]

“No habeas corpus can keep that fish-”

“...Mammal”

Tuck month day 6: Gremlin Father Son Detective Team

They’re such an iconic duo I love them

@tuckeverlastingfeedbacksquad

[wtfrace]

Constable Joe: I’ve never been more proud of you for anything in your life.

Hugo: I mean, I’ve solved a lot of cases for you.

Constable Joe: And yet, crime has continued.

Hugo:

[pealeii]

On this day of father’s, lest we forget—